The wall is too thick and the ice pick is too picky.
"You don't love me!" Faw cries.

say: "Oh, pish posh. They're as limber and fluffy as a featherbed."
attempt to fluff L33tz4n

Faw is beginning to sound like a tamagotchi (or however that is spelled) pet, except more whiney.

Oh, and

Originally Posted by RSPSS FR

Threaten to kill Faw and dismember him if he does not go to sleep.

Claim page. Stuff page down Xion's throat and choak him.

claim page
use page as a bed

Hahahahaha! I beat you! You are choaking and bedless!

You already threatened him. He pulled his "u no luv" thing.

You should have said that. It sounds like he just spontaniously said it by how you stated your post.

Sorry.

"Yes I do, Faw. I'm sorry. I'm just annoyed by hunger and that thing women get every month."

Hug Faw
Say "I'm sorry if I ever gave you any kind of doubt about my care."

Have Faw eat some of his frosted flakes.

You reluctantly hug Faw again. "Yes I do, Faw. I'm sorry. I'm just annoyed by hunger and that thing women get every month."

Fawriel is out of Frosted Flakes.

say: "Come. You are weak, and need rest."
Offer own body for a bed for faw

"I'm not tired =D" he says. With the smiley.

Eat Frosted Flakes box.

Sing Faw a lullaby.

Say: "Did I say you were tired? I said you were weak. Now, rest. We have dead allies, and a dead leader to revive. Who do you think we should revive first? L33tz4n, Uberbob, Araches, or Fooruman?"

Faw already ate the boxes.

You sing Faw a lullaby. You only know the first four words of "Rock-A-Bye Baby", but he falls asleep on "A".

Lie down next to faw
sleep

Meditate. NINJA style.

You are too hungry to sleep. Or NINJA meditate.

Chew on Faw's pants.

That would eventually become a tad too suggestive.

Nibble Faw's ear.
Search for small creatures like rats or mice.

Gnaw on one of uberbob's fingers

Originally Posted by Unknown Rabbit

Nibble Faw's ear.

Nobody likes a Mike Tyson D<

You look around for rats or mice. None of them seem to be roaming around, but there is a small mousehole type thing in the wall.

peer in mousehole

You peer into the mousehole. You see a mouse, but he's holding a toothpick in his mouth. He stabs you in the eye.

Stab the mouse with the Katana.

...jeez, what is it with sharp things in the eye? Twice with a spring, and now with a toothpick?

You stick the katana in the mousehole. You hear a squeal, squishy noise, and silence. You pull out the sword. It's bloody.

Attempt to pull the mouse (and toothpick) out from the hole with the katana.

You stick the katana into the mousehole and move it around in an attempt to scrape the mouse out or something. Unfortunately, you are not successful.

Use spoon instead.

The spoon is not long enough. You estimate the mouse is about two feet back.

Use Faw's spear.

You stab at the mouse with the spear, but still can't seem to get a hold of it.

Examine the wall around the hole.

Tie spoon to spear and use it.

The wall is made from metal, and possibly backed by stone.