Acid, don't be a grathon

Edit: Claim page, offer it as a gift to 1337z4n.

Hey, guys, just try and remain nice, okay? It's been a little sketchy in here, and I'm not nrealy as nice as I used to be.

Pageclaim in the name of what Ducky said.

And yeah, give L33tz4n something nice.

Originally Posted by Ducky

Hey, guys, just try and remain nice, okay? It's been a little sketchy in here, and I'm not nrealy as nice as I used to be.

*gasp*, You're suggesting I might actually have to say "no, I won't let you do that"? That's absurd, though strangely logical. Okay, sorry Ms. Duckeh. *bows* *bows again* *repeat_subroutine[bow,4,5]*

Originally Posted by Xion

Control: L33tz4n

As the first test of my new power: No, I won't let you do that. That's almost as bad as asking to control a robot ten thousand lightyears away or the command Control_Blackraptor.

You try to sound as dramatic as possible and say "I'm sorry 1337z4n. I never thanked you for all of the great things you did for the goup. Mostly at that pool situation. You whent very far out of your way to do this for us, and got badly hurt but still saved us. You spent hours decoding a stupid hard drive, only to get a stupid little sentence. I'm sorry that we never really realized how important you are to the group." You finish by picking up some flowers and holding them out in plain sight of the windows. You hear what sounds oddly like Fawriel talking to L33tz4n. He opens the door, and the flowered apron he's wearing suggests he's in "maximum Martha mode". Using his unnaturally defective powers of friendliness he's baked a cake and wants you and L33tz4n to share it. What a Fawish thing. Dare you play along?

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteductscraptstrudelire
-40 Noberries.
-Dagger (if there's one thing I've learned, it's best not to bring weapons to dinner with a girl)
-Pandora's Shoe
-Pandora's Can
-Basketball
-Orb
-Chaos Cord
-Flower with a scientific name you are unable to pronounce

Drop : Dagger : Door way
Go : Have romantic dinner with 1337z4n

Thank Fawriel for pancakes.

Thanking him for the pancakes earlier, you let Happyfaw lead you into the next room and you sit across a table from L33tz4n. And sit. And remain sitting. Both staring at eachother, and occasionally the cake. Uh oh, nobody seems to be doing anything (except for Faw, who slides out the doorway, only comforted by the fact niether of you have weapons).

I nervously say "uhh hi!" And show her the flowers and the 20th page.

You nervously say "uhh.. hi..?" to L33tz4n, sliding the flowers and page across the table. There's a real akward silence before she responds "H1," as quickly as possible. Another odd silence. Fawriel quietly stalks into the room and lays down two forks before Teleporting away. Relizing he just armed you, you expect he's hiding in a dark corner of Snufuss Lair.

"Your non-l33t is getting good."

Hey, that sounds more realistic already.

I try to act like an embarassed teeny on his first date, wich is easy because that's more or less the case, and to make her do the first move because of Uberbob's retarded-looking "looking-around-the-place-trying-to-look-like-(see above)".

Now try to understand THAT sentence. XD;

So, lets start eating this cake do you think the cake is good i like the cake a lot! said through a smile.

"Th4nks.." she says quietly. You think she might have glanced at the fork, and find that quite threatening. Nobody is daring to make a move for the forks.

So, what did you do last night?

"Sl3pt," she responds after another aquward silence. You take careful note that both of you seem to be maintaining constant eye contact and keeping your gaze off the two nice, sharp, deadly forks.

Ahh. well we eventually got through the gate trough a rather uhh unexpected...uhh...way.

(Quickly) "So, uh, guess what's behind (mumbled) that iron gate! It looks like a car of some sort. Think it belongs to Pandora?"
Don't make another sound.

NO NO NONONONONONONONO! Reverse the order of things i said. say "I think its nice that you are going out of your way to learn english for me.

"I think its nice that you are going out of your way to learn english for me," you begin. You almost mention the iron gate event, but interrupt yourself with "So, uh, guess what's behind (mumbled) that iron gate! It looks like a car of some sort. Think it belongs to Pandora?"
It gets very quiet again. "So, h0w did you f1n4lly g3t through th3 gate?" You were quite afraid she'd ask that. And you think she looked down at the fork again.

"Well, we tried the obvious things, but eventually I asked araches about what you were talking about. Quite suddenly, I was thrust into a situation that I would rather not discuss, but I broke through the gate."

Originally Posted by Infinite Spaz

I was thrust into a situation that I would rather not discuss"

AGH NO.

You consider a way to explain. "Well, we tried the obvious things, but eventually I asked Araches about what you were talking about," you pause here. "Quite suddenly, I was thrust into a situation that I would rather not discuss, but I broke through the gate." You noticeably mumble the second part. It's gets even more unnaturally quiet than before, both of you just staring across the table. You both seem to be ignoring the cake and forks quite nicely.

Bad move... argh, what crappy a situation...

No idea what to say..

But I truly think that we were meant for each other. You are smart, 1337, cute, and we also have this nifty telepathic connection. Don't you agree?

What uber bob thought was KLJFDSHKJSD MAY DAY UHHHHH WHAT TO SAY URM I like you....we were meant to be, you are smart, 1337, uhhhhh cute.....uhhhhhh, glitching yea! that will due.

"I mean, it isn't everyone who has a telepathic connection... even if it only works when something shouldn't be able to happen, like my wooden parts not burning when I wa-" stop suddenly and hope the invisible gremlins attack or something.

"Yay I am a terrible liar. I have never gone beyond the gate. Sorry about that."

glance at the cake

"So, want to eat?"

Acid...no

Originally Posted by Radium

There was only one tree, Unknown.

Originally Posted by N0B0DY

Take more twigs from more trees, put them in a pile,

Originally Posted by Radium

Instead of starting a fire

implies it worked.

Lay off that darned tree, Unknown, or I'll nail you with a salad fork.

You try to think of something to say. "But I truly think that we were meant for each other," you begin, "you're smart, 1337, cute, and we also have this nifty telepathic connection. Don't you agree?" There's another abnormal silence. You continue, "I mean, it isn't everyone who has a telepathic connection... even if it only works when something shouldn't be able to happen, like my wooden parts not burning when I wa-" you stop suddenly. L33tz4n looks like she's about to say something, but closes her mouth and doesn't. You try to change the subject. "So, want to eat?" you say glancing down at the cake. L33tz4n remains silent, and niether of you are making moves for the forks.

grab: fork
Use: fork: Cake
Say: L33tz4n: "want some?"

OH (FILLET MINON) WE SHOULD HAVE SAVED!!
Xion, I think you just killed us...

I'm just trying to bring back the trees that previously existed and were later said to not exist. Because then you might say which side the moss was growing on when L33tz4n emerged from the ravine.

*locks Unknown in hollow tree (THAT'S NOT ON THE ISLAND)*
*sets tree on fire*

You grab for the fork as quickly as possible. L33tz4n's hand shoots out and lands on her fork almost the same time. Both of you have your hands on the forks, but evidently you both find it unwise to move a muscle. Araches walks sleepily down the stairs from the bedrooms. She takes a moment to analyze the scene before hurling herself out a low window, making a fast escape.

"These are... nice forks."

Desperately try to establish a psychical connection with Faw's mind so he can help out.

"These are... nice forks," you say, trying to start a conversation. L33tz4n remains somewhat quiet. You desprately try to contact Fawriel's mind through telepathy, but don't find anything.

Which is because Uberbob can only connect to L33tz4n's mind. XP

Which gives me an idea...
What gives Uberbob that glitching ability? The lack of oxygen, or approaching death?

What, you're thinking if L33tz4n tries to kill Uberbob, he'd gain some new ability?


"So... ummm... why were you being sacrificed?"

Originally Posted by Piccolo

Which is because Uberbob can only connect to L33tz4n's mind. XP

No, I was thinking of another reason.

Uberbob's ability was initialized(sp?) by a near death experience, but now it can be used freely, as long as he and L33tz4n are thinking the same thing.

You have a feeling asking why someone as almost sacrificed is not a good conversation for the moment.

Noo...

But if he could use it, they'd have a psychical connection and he could maybe see what she is thinking...

Alright!
Erm.. try!