Swing Chaos Cord so Basketball (I'm pretty sure they were never unattached) hits Clone.

You swing the Chaos Chord forward, and the end moves backwards and hits you in the face. The basketball was no longer on (fell off), so it hurts more.

Hah, my page. BWAHAHAHAH.

Smash Clone in the face with Nowaffle.

Being the fool you are, you accidently smash the nowaffle into the clone's mouth. Summoning the second-most random powers in the universe, the nowaffle releases all the powers of randomismismism. The clone turns into a legion of cows who raid western Germany without leaving Utah due to a shortage of arctic pineapple communists, causing the ultimate toilet paper citidel of order to crumble to the soggy, dry ground of utter chaos. And stuff. Whatever, the clone is very dead now, nothing remaining.

Check for remains of nowaffle.
Look uneasily at Nocake.

Mike was hungry, no Nowaffle left. You glance uneasily at Fawriel's Nocake. I'd keep it farther away from your face if I were you.

Check Inventory/Status of Party.
Inspect Car for Usable Objects.
Ask if anyone knows how to drive.

Originally Posted by Radium

who raid western Germany

WAY TO GO!

Your party status: Confused.

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteductscraptstrudelire
-10 Noberries
-Dagger
-Pandora's Shoe
-Pandora's Can
-Basketball
-Crystal
-Chaos Cord
-Pandora's Car Keys
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)

Item Lock means that at least three repliers must agree before it's consumed/destroyed in any way/by any person. And for good reason.

You inspect Pandora's Car for useful stuff. Nothing... except for the car, that is. "So, anyone know how to drive?" you question your party. Everyone remains somewhat quiet until Araches admits she almost got her learners permit once. Better than what you have.

"Almost? What happened?"
Point Faw towards the passenger seat.

"Almost?" you ask her as you lead Faw into the passenger seat, "What happened?" Non-surprisingly, she doesn't answer. L33tz4n has found how Pandora got her car out, a large opening wall of the cave. So, you and L33tz4n climb in the back as Araches gets ready to drive. With no map, all I can ask is "what direction?"

Going to bed. Bye.

Out the opening wall.

Smile towards L337z4n

UPDATE:

IT HAS BEEN CALLED TO MY ATTENTION TO MAKE A MAP. THIS MAP SUCKS, BUT I MADE IT IN 4 MINUTES. IT WILL DO FOR NOW UNTIL I DECIDE TO MAKE A MUCH BETTER ONE ON FRIDAY. THANK YOU!

http://www.geocities.com/bstratn/PreWinMap.JPG

Originally Posted by Infinite Spaz

http://www.geocities.com/bstratn/PreWinMap.JPG

Looks good, but the Snufuss Lair was on an island in the middle, and Fort Strato was built on the bridge to it. And you forgot the caves on the east side =P.

You smile at L33tz4n and she smiles back as Araches drives the car through the door... er... and opens it a little first.

Quick question: Why is L33tz4n and Uberbob in the back seat?

Originally Posted by Xion

Quick question: Why is L33tz4n and Uberbob in the back seat?

You mean "why are". And as far as I know, it's because Araches is the only one who can drive and we put Fawriel in the car's most dangerous seat, leaving the two in back.

Plus... why not?

Originally Posted by Unknown Rabbit

Plus... why not?

Ooh, he's good.

Let's go see if anything new is at the trading post.

Faw warps there and back to save time. Nothing new.

I thought for sure you'd scream "SPOT PLACE!"

Originally Posted by Radium

Fawriel's Spells:
-Heal: Heals an ally.
-Raise: Raises a dead ally, difficult to cast, only can be cast once every very long time.
-Town Gate: Teleport to Domain, Strato, Lair, or the Trading Post.

So this Town Gate spell updates itself whenever you find somewhere? In this case, a flying (I think) car of varying location? Useful.

Town gate can teleport to various static locations owned by you or an ally. These include the Lair, Trading Post, Strato, Domain, Pandora's Pool, and the Cyber Cafe.

...fine.

Investigate Spot Place.

You look at Infinite's Map. The Spot Place appears to be a dot to the northeast of the island. Investigated =P.

I tried drawing a picture of L33tz4n (anime style) holding a whip threateningly... but... well, it ended up looking more suggestive than threatening, so I don't think I'll show it.

Oh yeah... that is why UB's in the car, isn't it...
Is the car going anywhere/moving?

No. You're just sitting in the car right outside the garage.

Well, seeing as all previous contacts with the Caverns have been at the entrance...

Look around curiously. Look for trees.

Originally Posted by Unknown Rabbit

Look for trees.

Haus aboot a noice bog uv NEAU.

Then I want to know where the Wooden Door came from.

Drive off in some random direction.

You drive the car into the Last Tree on Spinach Custard. It (the last tree, that is) is destroyed.

I'm pretty sure Araches is the one driving.


Add Pieces of Tree to inventory.
Add Infinite Map to inventory.

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteductscraptstrudelire
-10 Noberries
-Dagger
-Pandora's Shoe
-Pandora's Can
-Basketball
-Crystal
-Chaos Cord
-Pandora's Car Keys
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Infinite's Rough Map
-Treepieces

Keep driving.


Now that we've seen Pandora's Car, I still think that if I was trapped in a swimming pool by enchanted chains, my primary thought would not be "get the car keys".

You drive in a circle around the island.

Well, maybe Pandora liked cars more than you. Or had obsessions to run over gremlins.

Originally Posted by Radium

I tried drawing a picture of L33tz4n (anime style) holding a whip threateningly... but... well, it ended up looking more suggestive than threatening, so I don't think I'll show it.

If you can tweak it into Araches, I'll post it on my LJ and be VERY happy. XD

Anyways...

Analyze: Woodpieces

The woodpieces appear to be pieces of wood, from a tree. They are of a random size and random shape so random they'd make excelent candles for the Nocake.

ask: all: birthdays?

You ask your party's birthdays.
Fawriel: February 26.
L33tz4n: May 3.
Araches: September 16.
You: January 1.

OOOHHHH!!! Araches's birthay is soon...

I hope she's 18 how old will she be, or is that a bad question?

Originally Posted by Xion

how old will she be, or is that a bad question?

Probably older than 18 and younger than 26.