Originally Posted by Piccolo

Check the ladder for how much pressure it could withstand.

Beside the fact that you even SUGGESTED that I carry her.

Map is now 25% done with mountains and grasslands added. Coloring in is begining soon, and a few more locations are being added. Stopping for a little while.

Ask : L337z4n : Do you have any idea on how you could get up there?
Talk : Infinite Spaz : Who are you and why are you here?
Ask : L337z4n : Could the butterflies or battleflies or the msn guy help you up?

Control : Infinite Spaz
Claim : Page : In the name of Map
Go : Spot Place

Ooh, 1000 posts. Weather time.

Pageclaim in the name of L33tz4n-sexiness!

There is such an array of perfect ways to accomplish this, you decide not to ask. You could tie her to someone, make Faw carry her, use the ChaosCord (though nobody's seemed to have figured that one out yet), ect.

Tie her to Faw and begin the big climb.

I trust the Chaos Cord less than I trust Araches, and I don't want to be responsible for any way of getting up this ladder.

Hope it doesn't rain.

Originally Posted by Radium

make Faw carry her

..which we could have done long before already....

You tie L33tz4n to Faw and begin the climb up (Uberbob first, Fawriel second, Araches last). You climb up and up the ladder as the air thins. Passing though several cloud layers, you finally reach the top. A large platform that appears to be almost a mile wide and long is suspended in the sky by an unknown force. A sign mounted in the center reads "Place Spot Shopping Center" with "no noobz plz thnx" scribbled under it. Glancing at the shops around you, you see ChaosClothing (Your clothing retailer for goths, crossdressers and druids), TravelUnsafe Inc. (Telling you how to reach places you never cared to go), Thick's Sporting Goods (For those of us who like getting hit in the head), and Evil Grandma Conquista's Grocery (Food for the good impared). Several park benches scatter the area, and (non invisible) people and creatures aimlessly go about their buisiness.

If time > 9:00
{
Radium_gotobed = true
}
else
{
spam
}

Cut ladder with dagger.

WHYWHYWHYWHYWHY?! Anyway, go up to the nearest creature

Talk : Creature : Where are we?

MAP UPDATE : 30% done with partial coloring in of various spots. All locations have been added, and 3 more forests and several mountain ranges have been added.

I'm taking that dagger and throwing it off the ledge before you do any serious damage. *throws*

You walk up to a random person and as where you are. "Upper Place Spot" they respond.

analyze: upper spot place.

Oh no! Did the dagger hit the raft?

No, the dagger hit the water.

Upper Place Spot appears to be a large floating platform with some stores and people on it. And a ladder.

Ask someone if there's a shop one can buy weapons in.

You ask the random person if there's a place to get weapons. "Well," he begins, "I'm fairly sure ChaosClothing can make anything... for a price."

Go to ChaosClothing and ask them what a sabre for Uberbob, a Katana for Faw, a staff for Araches and two daggers for L33tz4n would cost.

You enter ChaosClothing and see an assortment of scary people admiring gothic garments hanging around the walls. A large poster hangs on the wall reading "Customize your own Celtic robe for only $120.00!". You walk up to the storeowner, a freakish man in midnight-black battle armor and ask what some weapons would cost. The man simply replies "market price". And anyone who's seen that on a seafood menu knows that's a bad thing.

Ask if araches would be able to "sell herself" for some weaponry. A no is a perfectly okay answer, she's hot enough.

Ask about Photon-based weaponry, preferrably a few Gungirs.

Originally Posted by Xion

Ask if araches would be able to "sell herself" for some weaponry.

Eeehrrr... no.

You ask the storeowner about the gunger or whatever things, and like me he has no idea what you are talking about. Dude, you need to play less games and associate with more real people.

Xion foo now I'm going to go off and draw something even more saxxay than Araches so you clear your mind from her for more than 2 seconds. Or "explode" from overheating "your" mother board.

Map has no progress yet, going back to work on it.

Gungnir = a weapon from norse mythology. Lance, I think.

Originally Posted by Piccolo

Gungnir = a weapon from norse mythology. Lance, I think.

Originally Posted by Xion

Ask about Photon-based weaponry, preferrably a few Gungirs.

You can put a name on anything Rad. I'm going to go make a giant aircraft and call it a Phalanx.

I think I'll take all these off-topic posts and call them spam.

Fine then.

Say "Got any weapons that are short blades on long sticks?" That's basically a Partisan/Halibert/Gungir/etc.

Or just ask "Photon-compression Technology...is that available?"

The evil storeowner replies "We tailor any weapon... for a price," malevolently. Some evil redneck wearing dark blue overalls and holding a lazer shotgun says "I squeased mahself a photo once, are that yer 'fodon-compershin' tecknologer?"

Ask : Shopkeeper : I have no money, do you accept trades?

Originally Posted by Radium

If that was supposed to make fun of me, all I can say is "D'oh".
You think a game like PSO would make up a name like GUNGNIR themselves?

I know that.

Just finding a Gungir itself would be difficult.

Anyways, here's the partisan motion, if you need some kind of motion needed...A gungir is just a Yellow version of a Partisan. XD

Originally Posted by Infinite Spaz

Ask : Shopkeeper : I have no money, do you accept trades?

(On topic, YAY!)
The shopkeeper is not a pawnshop owner. He does not accept trades of items that are worthless to him or his occupation.

Ok, so it's pointless to be here...but...
Ask : Shopkeeper : Do you know of any quests I could do for you in exchange for weapons?

"What do ya' think this is? Some sort of RPG? Sure, let's bring object A to person B and get item C for trade for part D. Go get lost," He responds.

Originally Posted by Radium

(On topic, YAY!)
The shopkeeper is not a pawnshop owner. He does not accept trades of items that are worthless to him or his occupation.

Say "Can we have a minute alone?"

Party: group away.
say "Araches, I think we can get our weapons and *burn* him at the same time."

Now xion is just starting to scare me. --Inf Spaz (My job is done.)

Suprised you didn't call me efil cat. As for the story, I think we should leave.

Araches slaps you real hard. You exit the building and return to the middle of the floating platform.

Ask if there's a dentist around. (Ouch. )

You're sure to find an assortment of dentists and other evil people in Evil Grandma Conquista's Groceries for the Good Impared.