blast.

Any robots?<*cough*Sharkk*cough*>

omg no more pso plz thx. There are no robots. Mostly humans and random floating objects.

Page pwn.


And look, that east coast hurricane is right above me.

You may have pwned the page, but I claim it for my own! (pwning does not mean you nessicarily posess the page.)

Town pipe: trading post
Check Trade inventory
Check own inventory
Macro: SAVE

Items for Trade:
-Chaos Lightbulb
-Rope
-Lord of the Rings DVD
-Treepieces
-Snufuss Cloak
-Pandora's Can
-Twenty-Four Leaf Clover
-Bandana
-Basketball
-Pink Gumballs (10)

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennotefullyclotheductscraptfoursestrude lire
-Chaos Grapes (2)
-10 Noberries
-$14
-Pandora's Car Keys (2)
-Banana
-Crystal
-Chaos Oil
-Chaos Cord
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Infinite's BETTER Map
-Broken Lazer Light
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Pandora's Shoe
-Xion
-Lacrosse Stick of Doom

We already gutted the laser light, right?

So trade...

Gutted Laser Light for Bandana (and let Araches wear it. XD) Treepieces.

Traded.

Items for Trade:
-Chaos Lightbulb
-Rope
-Lord of the Rings DVD
-Broken Lazer Light
-Snufuss Cloak
-Pandora's Can
-Twenty-Four Leaf Clover
-Bandana
-Basketball
-Pink Gumballs (10)

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennotefullyclotheductscraptfoursestrude lire
-Chaos Grapes (2)
-10 Noberries
-$14
-Pandora's Car Keys (2)
-Banana
-Crystal
-Chaos Oil
-Chaos Cord
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Infinite's BETTER Map
-Treepieces
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Pandora's Shoe
-Xion
-Lacrosse Stick of Doom

Analyze trade post

Ask: Can I buy a hint?

OOC CHAT: Radifoo check your mail! Did you get my mail?Never mind, I seem to have spoken too soon.

The trading post is a small wooden building. Gremlins own it.

A hint from the Gremlin Guru will cost one item.

I got your email and replied, Xi.

what happened to the rough map?

Eh.. Faw ate it.

Trade a box of frosted flakes for a hint.

Fawriel refuses to give up any of his precious fifty boxes of Frosted Flakes.

...give Faw a banana for a box of frosted flakes.

Fawriel does not want your banana. He still refuses to part with his Frosted Flakes.

Trade the banana.

I thought for sure you'd try to trade Fawriel.

You give the banana to the Gremlin Guru. "Re-read my last advice and the last thing a normal invisible gremlin told you," he instructs, "and seek allies, durnit."

Look at chip

This is the closest thing to an ally we have. If we can't find the shell, we have nothing. Just a blinking chip.

Find the car, let's go out for a drive and see if anything fell from the sky. (One would think that the shell would have been dumped into space, perhaps crashing on spinach custard.)

I've already explained that Xion was hit by a spaceship. His harddrive was brought to a hospital and accidently lost in a box of chinese food.

"I pity your patheticness," the Gremlin Guru tells you, "take this lame twenty cent LED."

Obtained Light Emitting Diode!

Still, just because he got hit by a spaceship doesn't mean that his shell is still around.

If he got hit by a spaceship, he's near space. That means there are still his pieces still around...

A head and torso (those two are almost fused together), Two Arms, and Two Legs!

...not to mention his weapons, which I bet got looted as soon as it happened.

wait...

Hook up the diode to the output point of Xion...

Isn't the comp coming back around 1500 posts?

Don't get your PSOed hopes up; he got suXored into the engine. Shell = no sry plz thx.

You attach the LED to the output on the chip. It begins flashing.

Originally Posted by Radium

Don't get your PSOed hopes up; he got suXored into the engine. Shell = no sry plz thx.

You attach the LED to the output on the chip. It begins flashing.

Record the bleeps...perhaps morse code?

hrm.

if we can find a path to the origon of Xion (Pioneer 2, perhaps Pioneer 3 if it is closer) we may be able to fit him with a new shell.

but untill we can, all we got is a chip with two flashing lights.

01010000011011000111101000100000011000010111010001 11010001100001011000110110100000100000011010010110 11100111000001110101011101000010000001110100011010 000111100000101110

Everything related to PSO or Xion (except for Xion himself) miraculously explodes. There. Solved that problem.

YES! A puzzle I can do fairly quickly.

Translation: Plz attach input thx.

Town Pipe to the Internet Cafe
Ask: Can we borrow a Keyboard?

[edit]The Pioneer Project will not die. Never.[/edit]

[edit2]My admin fun.

Xion starts blinking again.

01000001011100100110000101100011011010000110010101 11001100100000011011000110111101101111011010110111 00110010000001110110011001010111001001111001

At this point Araches pulls out the LED. She learned Binary from L33tz4n.

...My only guess on how L33tz4n could learn n0n-l33t...4ww crap 1t starts...H3LP!!!

/me hits himself out cold on a html tag

/me wakes up

Okay, I'm better...


...I think.

The gremlins apologize, as the keyboard is the part of the computer that is broken. Someone took a hatchet to it. New one will arrive in a few dosen posts, they tell you.

Xion (teh story one) does not even know about Araches yet.

hm.

Town pipe: Upperspotplace
Go: Sporting goods store
Check: store inventory
--You mentioned pocket protectors for geeks. I also assume they have PDA-type things...or at least small keyboards for the PDA things.

[edit]clarification needed, and a binary message from Xion.

01010100011010000110000101101110011010110111001100 10000001100110011011110111001000100000011101000110 10000110010100100000010000010111001001100001011000 11011010000110010101110011001000000111000001101001 01100011011101000111010101110010011001010010110000 10000001110010011000010110010001101001011001100110 11110110111100101110001000000010000001001001001000 00011011000110100101101011011001010010000001101001 01110100001000000110110101110101011000110110100000 10111000001101000010100000110100001010010010010111 01000010000001110011011010000110111101110101011011 00011001000010000001100010011001010010000001101111 01101110001000000110110101111001001000000101001101 11010001110010011010010110101101100101001110010010 00000110001001111001001000000111010001101000011001 01001000000110010101101110011001000010000001101111 01100110001000000111010001101000011001010010000001 11011101100101011001010110101100101110000011010000 10100000110100001010010101010110111001101100011001 01011100110111001100100000011110010110111101110101 00100000011011000110010101110100001000000110110101 10010100100000011100000110111101110011011101000010 00000110100101110100001000000110111101101110001000 00011011010111100100100000010011000100101000100000 01100010011001010110011001101111011100100110010100 1000000111010001101000011000010111010000101110[/edit]

I said for chess geeks. You do notice, however, the lawyer who bought the camera from the trading post is climbing the rock wall.

Message to Xion from Radium: 01001000010000010111011001100101001000000110011001 1101010110111000101110

offer to trade the wood pieces for the camera.

message back:
01000110011100100110100101100100011000010111100100 10000001101001011101000010000001110111011010010110 11000110110000100000011000100110010100100000011011 11011011100010000001101101011110010010000001010011 01110100011100100110100101101011011001010011100100 10111000001101000010100000110100001010010011010111 10010010000001100001011000110110001101101111011101 01011011100111010000101110000011010000101000001101 00001010010110010110111101110101001000000111011101 10100101101100011011000010000001101110011011110111 01000010000001101000011000010111011001100101001000 00011000010110111001111001001000000110001101101111 01101110011101000111001001101111011011000010111000 00110100001010000011010000101001010000010101110100 1110010001010100010000101110
I find this much more fun than PMing you.

"I don't want your stupid woodpieces," says the lawyer, "I worked hard and killed many people to get this camera. Blackraptor commanded me to retrieve it. If you interfere with my plans, you will be destroyed."

Challenge the lawyer to a race.

Uberbob Vs. Lawyer. Winner takes Camera.

"Race to where?" the lawyer asks.

Point at the rock wall

"A one-armed one-legged one-eared rabbit is challenging me to a climbing race?" the lawyer asks, "what do I get if I win?"

erm.

Faw. He gets Faw.

wwwaaaiiittt...

Challenge the lawyer to a warping race. First to warp to Fort Strato, Trading Post, Faw's Domain, and back to the upperspotplace wins.

[edit]Going off now, Be back around noon CST tomorrow.

Going play PSO.[/edit]

"I can't warp," says the Lawyer, "and if I recall correctly, niether can you."

Fair fight, then.

Why do you want the camera?

I believe you wanted the camera as an input device for Xion.

"A race from here to Strato, the Trading Post, Faw's Domain, and back?" the Lawyer asks, "Without any help," he adds.

Exactly how does this lawyer know what all these places are? (And... uhhhh... why would he risk Blackraptor's plans to get Faw?)