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IT!! >((((((

Hehe. Sorry, had to quote something famous in here.

Pageclaim.

oh. perfect weapon >)

...

Ask Sear about what he'd reccomend we do now?

"That is for you to decide," he tells you.

fart for no reason and start laughing mindlessly

Your party is doubting your sanity again.

what about sear?

command party to fart and laugh mindlessly

The new "Stupid Filter(tm)" has prevented you from doing so.

control: Xion
Steal: Stupidfilter(tm)

command l33tz4n to hack the stupid filter, then fart on it.

SAVE GAME.


Ask Sear about what is the best thing to do at the moment.

L33tz4n can not hack the filter because Linux made it.

You ask Sear what the best thing to do at the moment is. "I don't know," he replies.

Shoot Sear.

You don't have a gun.

Stab Sear

Sear has gotten bored and left. You forgot to pay attention.

ok ok ok I'll stay on topic. What buildings do you see around you? Any useful places?

There's a Pie R Us, BagelDungeon, and teleporter to Scholar Sam's Magic Academy.

Go to pies r us and ask if they have free pies.

"I'm sorry," the person tells you, "all our pies cost over $100000. They're good pies."

Anything of importance in store?

Is this the riddles thread?

omb yes it is!

Look around for items.

There are no items here. Just people and expensive pies behind glass cases.

Teleport to Magic Sam's

MURDER THE WORKERS AND STEAL THE PIES >)))

Teleport to Magic Sam's

I think an admin should move this over to the "community game development" forum, where it belongs.

Pies are far too powerful to be stolen, mortal!

You take the teleporter to Scholar Sam's Magic Academy. You find yourself in a round room with windows on the walls, through which you can see fish swimming around. A man in robes, probably Scholar Sam, is standing behind a shelf organizing jars.

Offer Scholar a wafflepiece.

You give Scholar Sam the wafflepieces. "Which magic skill do you want who to learn?" he asks.

Inventory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Snufuss Cloak (big hole in it)
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Book of Gerbil
-Magic Mirror

"What magic skills do you offer, and which character can learn the skill given?"

"We teach Mindmagic, Doll Magic, Enchantment, Glitching, Healing Magic, Non-Elemental Magic, Seer Magic, Summoning, and Sux Magic. Each one comes with a free spell scroll and can be taught to anyone except Jay because I don't like him."

Ugh, Jay completely sucks then. He has low HP, low attack and can't learn magic.
Anyways, if its not too complexing/evil, can you list the spells available for teaching, and the spells each characters knows. Also, are the spells free or do you have to pay to learn them?

Let's get some SuxSpell scrolls so we can learn MW.

There are too many spells to list, which is my excuse for making them up as I go. Spells are learned elsewhere, a simple one just comes with the magic skill.

Currently, your party knows:
Uberbob: Glitching
L33tz4n: Sumoning, Glitching
Araches: Enchantment
Fawriel: Healing
Shuriken: Enchantment
Foo: Sux Magic
Jay: No =D
Also, knowing multiple types of magic lets you cast a *special =D* spell. Like knowing Summoning and Glitching lets you cast Dimention Divider, which I forgot to give to L33tz4n so I'll do that now.


Note: I do have a list of the *special* combo spells.

Originally Posted by Radium

Note: I do have a list of the *special* combo spells.

control = radium
cast post: Combo_List.*
hahahahahaha

the robot in the prediction earlier could be Wafflelord because he has robotic parts (?)

-Scatman

All characters learn suxspells except Jay