"FFX pwns you all"

.....

Pageclaim.

Foooooooooooooo

Say that to party >l

No. Do something intelligent.

Let's go to the Mind Gate.

The stupidity filter prevents that.

Originally Posted by Xion

Let's go to the Mind Gate.

*cough*

Radium, you're about 5 days late on replying.

Maybe I just don't like you.

Maybe you've just been paying too much attention to CT.

Or maybe it's the fact that I banned you from this three times.

I think it's the former.

(Note, I'm just trying to keep this alive. )

Whoa what happened here? an upgrade?
things look different and i dont like the blue.

Ugh... yeah. It is a lot larger than it needs to be (expecially with the 800 x 600 resolution I have on) and it is ugly, expecially with my color scheme (the red and black one by Dark Moogoo.)
Plus, I can't see anyone's custom title or location.

EDIT- but I can see people's post counts, which is nice.

Fi >< orz teh JCF!!

The JCF is under repairs.

See, if you were at #jj2 you would know that already.

I doubt this thread will live much longer, but for the heck of it, go find Sear, and fix the jcf ;((((

You don't know where to find Sear )=.

then go to that wierd screwd up library

Your party walks to the Mind Gate. The door is open. You approach it, but happen to be attacked.

Ultrasuperbionicbandit attacks!
Ultrasuperbionicbandit attacks!
Ultrasuperbionicbandit attacks!
Ultrasuperbionicbandit attacks!

Party:
-Uberbob
-L33tz4n
-Araches
-Shuriken
-Jay

Jay's status:
-Species: Monkeysomethingperson
-Intelligence: 45
-Strength: 480
-Defense: 480
-Magic: 0

Evidently I haven't been paying enough attention. Where did we get Foo and Faw?

We have had Faw since about the start of the game. No idea how Foo got back from Scholar Sam.

Ack, sorry. Haven't been here in a while.

commands...

ATTACK!!!

View stats of enemies.

The enemies are stronger than all of you.

Find a savepoint, and ATTACK!!!

This thread is dying. Apparently Radium has regained his sanity.

Originally Posted by Coppertop

This thread is dying. Apparently Radium has regained his sanity.

No, Radium just found you.

List spells and stats.

Can't you just do a search? It's 10:29 PM and I'm tired.

No wonder this thread is dying =(((

Radium, I think you should just have an Armageddon happen at post 3000...

A "Derby-geddon"

I hereby declare this thread...

OFICIALLY DEAD.

Great revival.

Xion believes this thread is dead because he can't play. He can't play because he sucks. Anyone who doesn't suck is welcome to play, so get playing.

Originally Posted by Unknown Rabbit

List spells and stats.

...or, just have Jay attack everyone.

You get this:
Inventory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Magic Mirror
-Bracelet

Jay's status:
-Species: Monkeysomethingperson
-Intelligence: 40
-Strength: 570
-Defense: 570
-Magic: 0

L33tz4n's Spells:
-Summon Rusty Iron Bat: Summons rusty iron bat. Dispelled after a while. The trick to winning combat is to never be unarmed. Never!
-Summon Butterfly: Summons butterfly. Dispelled after a while. I wrote this spell as a joke. I had no idea it would make it in a book.
-Summon Battlebutterfly: Summons butterfly with niftular battle attachments. Durnit, if my joke spell has to make it in a book the least I can do is give it an upgrade!
-Summon MSN guy: A little more pathetic than Summon Butterfly. Gets fired after a while and commits suicide when MSN stock drops. This is the worst spell. Period. MSN cast it, and look what happened to them.
-Summon Einstein: Summons Einstein. Dispelled after a while, takes a lot of MP. Top marks on my homework! Sorcery is fun.
-Summon Water Elemental: Summons water elemental. Dispelled after a while and takes a lot of MP. Water is a very destructive force. It can carve through stone or give the strongest warrior a painless death.
-Glitch: Causes impossible events to stop happening, takes 2 people. What can not exist, does not exist, but only a rare few can prove it.
-Hypnotize: Only Mindmagic spell, puts enemy under your control. What enemy depends on MP used in spell and enemy's intelligence. We all hate it when people don't do what we want. Owned!
-Hypnotism Ward: Prevents Mindmagic spells. Takes a lot of MP to cast. You know, I don't like the idea of having some old man with a wand in my head.

Uberbob's Spells:
-Glitch: Causes impossible events to stop happening, takes 2 people. What can not exist, does not exist, but only a rare few can prove it.
-Fysics Phalure: Uberbob is not yet powerful enough to cast this spell. Sometimes the universe seems to be against you. Luckily, you're against it too.
-Stoneskin: Increases unit's defense. When we run into battle, the rocks we step on don't complain. Now we know why.
-Enchant Weapon: Increases a weapon's speed, strength, ect. Takes a lot of MP, can only be cast once in a long time. Takes 4-8 hours to wear off. Suddenly that pair of saftey scissors looks pretty dangerous
-Telekenesis: Moves inanimate objects. Requires line of sight, lifts approximately 10 lbs at most.Things often lie just out of our reach. If only our hands could reach as far as our minds.
-Doll Ward: Prevents all Doll Magic spells. Nobody likes dead stuff that moves.

Araches' Spells:
-Bloodlust: Increases unit's attack. You know the feeling of strength and madness we get in combat? Now picture it in a spell.
-Haste: Increases unit's speed. Surprise is key. The enemy won't expect a heavily armored soldier to run like a cheetah.
-Life Drain: Target's health slowly goes down. Takes a lot of MP, can only be cast once every long time. When you have this spell, all you need is a large shield.
-Magic Dart: Inflicts a small amount of damage, requires line of sight. Why waste ammo?

Shuriken's Spells:
-Haste: Increases unit's speed. Surprise is key. The enemy won't expect a heavily armored soldier to run like a cheetah.

Jay attacks Bionicbandit. Bionicbandit takes 1 damage. All the Bionicbandits attack Jay. Jay loses about a quarter of his health.

How much HP do the bionic bandits have?

Cast Haste on Jay, and have Faw heal him (if Faw can).