Climb the ladder.

Nothing of Faw's is down here, so you climb the ladder. Oh no! Upper Placespot has been taken over by EVIL NINJA CHIPMARK THANGS (in caps, or it's not the same species)! Everyone from upper placespot has been locked in a building with a big lock on it.

Pageclaim.

Talk to one of the Chipmarks.

There are no Chipmarks here, and EVIL NINJA CHIPMARK THANGS can't talk. EVIL NINJA CHIPMARK THANG attacks Uberbob. Uberbob loses HP D=.

Uberbob dodges all upcoming attacks and wins with MAGIC.

Magically no D=.

Hit the ENCT with Uberbob's mecha arm.

ENCT uses its MAD NINJA MOVES to dodge.

Talk to it in various langauges(sp?) asking why they took over this place, and where Faw is.

EVIL NINJA CHIPMARK THANGS can't talk.

Try speaking CHIPMARK.

Initialize l33t Just like back in the pre-Win3.1 days... battle system with ENCT.

ENCT have no language.

I would do the battle system, but I must test the image limit.



































Okay, this just might work /=D. I'll draw ENCTs in a bit.

OH GOOD SPORK NO DX

...Oh well. Engage combat with ENCTs!

Hm, I decided I'm lazy. I'll do the battle system thing later. Normal style combat for now.

Spell check. Check to see if Leetzan and Araches have MP.

Both magically have full MP. Magically! Ha! Get it?

Check spells.

L33tz4n's Spells (Expert Summoning, Hypnotism, Glitching):
-Summon Rusty Iron Bat: Summons rusty iron bat. Dispelled after a while. The trick to winning combat is to never be unarmed. Never!
-Summon Butterfly: Summons butterfly. Dispelled after a while. I wrote this spell as a joke. I had no idea it would make it in a book.
-Summon Battlebutterfly: Summons butterfly with niftular battle attachments. Durnit, if my joke spell has to make it in a book the least I can do is give it an upgrade!
-Summon MSN guy: A little more pathetic than Summon Butterfly. Gets fired after a while and commits suicide when MSN stock drops. This is the worst spell. Period. MSN cast it, and look what happened to them.
-Summon Einstein: Summons Einstein. Dispelled after a while, takes a lot of MP. Top marks on my homework! Sorcery is fun.
-Summon Water Elemental: Summons water elemental. Dispelled after a while and takes a lot of MP. Water is a very destructive force. It can carve through stone or give the strongest warrior a painless death.
-Glitch: Causes impossible events to stop happening, takes 2 people. What can not exist, does not exist, but only a rare few can prove it.
-Hypnotize: Only Mindmagic spell, puts enemy under your control. What enemy depends on MP used in spell and enemy's intelligence. We all hate it when people don't do what we want. Owned!
-Hypnotism Ward: Prevents Mindmagic spells. Takes a lot of MP to cast. You know, I don't like the idea of having some old man with a wand in my head.
-Summon Soap: Summons a bar of soap. Magically launched from hand at a fair speed. As far as I'm concerned, there is no other spell for combat. This one does it all.
-Summon Mythslayer: Summons a person specialized in slaying all magical and unnatural creatures. Silver bullets, wooden steaks, mirrors, crosses, you name it, if it wasn't meant to exist he can kill it.

Uberbob's Spells (glitching, advanced enchantment, advanced doll magic):
-Glitch: Causes impossible events to stop happening, takes 2 people. What can not exist, does not exist, but only a rare few can prove it.
-Fysics Phalure: Uberbob is not yet powerful enough to cast this spell. Sometimes the universe seems to be against you. Luckily, you're against it too.
-Stoneskin: Increases unit's defense. When we run into battle, the rocks we step on don't complain. Now we know why.
-Enchant Weapon: Increases a weapon's speed, strength, ect. Takes a lot of MP, can only be cast once in a long time. Takes 4-8 hours to wear off. Suddenly that pair of saftey scissors looks pretty dangerous
-Telekenesis: Moves inanimate objects. Requires line of sight, lifts approximately 10 lbs at most.Things often lie just out of our reach. If only our hands could reach as far as our minds.
-Doll Ward: Prevents all Doll Magic spells. Nobody likes dead stuff that moves.
-Randomtacklemanashackle: Cast on an enemy target. Every time target casts a spell, a football player comes from nowhere and tackles them, then returns to nowhere. Finally something those weak old wizards can't counter. Name isn't bad, either.
-Enchant Doll: Brings a doll to life. Doll can be controlled by enchanter, and its personality is decided by the enviorment it is enchanted in. Requires doll. The problem with summoned creatures is that they always vanish after a while. Some day the problem with dolls is that they don't.

Araches' Spells (basic enchantment, basic non-elemental magic):
-Bloodlust: Increases unit's attack. You know the feeling of strength and madness we get in combat? Now picture it in a spell.
-Haste: Increases unit's speed. Surprise is key. The enemy won't expect a heavily armored soldier to run like a cheetah.
-Life Drain: Target's health slowly goes down. Takes a lot of MP, can only be cast once every long time. When you have this spell, all you need is a large shield.
-Magic Dart: Inflicts a small amount of damage, requires line of sight. Why waste ammo?

Have Leetzan hypnotize the nearest CHIPMARK.

Chipmark has been hypnotized!
Chipmark attacks Araches with MAGIC! Araches has been hypnotized!

Chipmark's Spells (Expert Sux Magic):
Attack with MAGIC: Attacks with MAGIC! Anybody can win the the use of MAGIC!
Disable Flatware: Name says it all. THEY W4S SPORKING ME TO D33TH!!!!@!

Look around.

Originally Posted by Radium

Chipmark has been hypnotized!
Chipmark attacks Araches with MAGIC! Araches has been hypnotized!

Check if Araches is heterosexual now.

How many EVIL NINJA CHIPMARK THANGS are there?

You look around. You estimate there's around ten to fifteen Chipmarks, but you're not sure because you secretly can only count to four.

And what of the scenery? Are there any objects around? Are the buildings smiling? Is there anything to leer at?

Have the hypnotized Chipmark attack Araches. Can Enchant Doll only work on dolls, or can it also work on other things? Have L33tz4n use summon soap to whack-a-chipmark.

erm...can't we get Foo back? We did kill Wafflelord like we were asked...

And isn't there any way to get Suri and Faw back?

And what about Furious? Where did he get to?

Foo = w/ Scholar Sam.
Faw = unknown.
Suri = Deadzorz.
Furious = Protecting the city island place thing.

Have Leetzan slap Araches to get her back to her senses.

Originally Posted by RSPSS FR

Are there any objects around? Are the buildings smiling? Is there anything to leer at?

Yes.

Chipmark attacks Araches. Araches has been de-hypnotized! L33tz4n summons soap.

leer at things to leer at.

The smiling houses should be enough.

Have Araches bloodlust soap, and then launch soap at enemy Chipmark. Have hypnotized Chipmark attack some other chipmark, but not the one who L33tz4n is launching soap at. Have Uberbob attack a third Chipmark.

Before you can act, the Chipmarks (even the hypnotized one, against its will) combine into Carl the Uberchip!

Soap is bloodlusted.

Haste the soap. Have Uberbob attack Carl. Can Carl be killed by a Mythslayer? Can enchant doll work on things that are not dolls? Life Drain Carl. Magic Missle Carl. Randomtacklemanashackle Carl. Enchant the soap. Can the hypnosis effect from attack with magic be negated by a hypnotism ward?

Enchant Doll only works on dolls. Specifically the voodoo kind. And Carl is not mythical.

Soap is hasted and enchanted. Uberbob attacks Carl. Cark dodges. Araches Lifedrains Carl. Carl resists. Carl attacks Uberbob. Uberbob loses 20 HP

Uberbob's HP: 80%
L33tz4n's HP: 100%
Araches's HP: 100%
Soap's HP: Priceless
There are some things health points can't buy...

ATTACK CARL WITH SOAP!!!

Carl is attacked with Ubersoap. Carl dies =D. Soap dies =(. You gain 1 exp!

Poor soap... are there any more Chipmarks?

Well, I assume there are somewhere. Killing off entire species is generally pretty tough. None are in sight, though.

Mug the dead CHIPMARKs for a key to open the locked building.

The Chipmarks are mugged. You have found Chipmark Skull and 25 dollars!

Inventory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Magic Mirror
-Bracelet
-Pegleg
-Hook
-Chipmark Skull
-$25

You unlock the locked building, freeing the people of Upper Placespot. They're all too ignorant to reward you. Fawriel has rejoined your party. Yay!