Try walking around the isle.

Try climbing the cliffs.

Go to pandora's island and try to find another eagle so we can make another pair of wings.

Pageclaim.

Attack the door until:

1) everybody in the party dies

or

2) The door opens

You try to climb the cliffs, but begin sliding down about two feet up. Not much help. So, you return to Pandora's island. No eagles are in sight.

Go into the Snufuss lair, and try to get some wings off the corpses. Do not bring L33tz4n.

Let's try...throwing a gremlin at the door.

The bodies are gone. The gremlins must've moved them.

ask gremlins for bodies

You ask where you assume an invisible gremlin would be for the bodies. "We are sorry, but we have already ground them up and sold them to Chinese restaurants." it replies.

ask where the nearest chinese restaurant is

magic map to chinese restaurant

"We don't know where the restaurants are, we sell over the internet!" the gremlin replies.

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiittt....


Magic Map to the Placespot.
Ask Randomperson#17 where the best chinese place is.
Go to that place via the magic map.


Didn't we find my chip in a box of Chinese, so to speak? Therefore, shouldn't we find my shell up there too?

Oh man, I am so smart.

We couldn't get wings from ground up minion corpses.

Oh man, Risp is so smart.

I don't think the minions had any wings to begin with...Magic Map to Mega Ubertropolis, and ask the people if they know how Wafflelord got into the fortress.

You ask some people. They tell you nobody knows.

Originally Posted by Radium

The Snufuss is no longer you religieon(sp?), as you helped kill the Snufuss itself. The robe gets you about two hundred feet closer before it's nothing but ashes. You look around for anything helpful. Lessee... fire... air... and that's it.

Invintory:

Party:
-L33tz4n


Little known fact that will not help you in any way: Male minions are born naturally with wings. I bet this only makes you feel worse.

Ha.

...I know I'm gonna get further ignored for this comment but....



Mate with l33tz4n and hope we have a male child.

Set Xion on fire.
Go to Upper Placespot's sport shop and see how much scuba gear costs.

You go to the Sports Shop in Upper Placespot. You ask the person how much scuba gear costs. "Only twenty bucks for a full set!" The person says.

Buy one set of scuba gear for everyone. Check air pressure on tanks. Ask about air tank refills.

You only have $25 D=

Shuri's the only one that knows how to swim, so buy a set of scuba gear for Shuri.

mug more ENCT's!

You killed them all.

If anyone needs a quick total review:

Current party is Uberbob, L33tz4n, Araches, Shuriken, and Fawriel. Uberbob is a one-eared rabbit with a robotic arm and leg. L33tz4n is a summoner, and the last of a reptillian species called Minions, also the focus of the contraversial picture with the whip. Araches is a pessimistic (not quite heterosexual) sorcerer who doesn't really like anything. Shuriken is a ninjaish assassin person and Fawriel is the party's healer/seer. As usual, party morale is very low and you don't really talk to eachother much. You are currently in posession of 25 dollars, about fifty feet of rope, your old hook and pegleg, the druid robe, and the pearldiver's knife. You also have some magical items, including the magic mirror (reflects about half magic spells away from Uberbob), the bookmark of eternity (a bookmark that will only move if Uberbob is holding it), and the magic map (lets you teleport between the five main islands). There's also the Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruitylazerlighty superflyingfullyclotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestr udelire (Pronounced Third- a- teen- note- eve- in -bet -er -sit -ris -froo -tee -lay -zer - lie -tee -soo -per - fly -ing -full -e -clothed -duct -scrapt -leeg -all -for -seet -ses -stroo -dell -ire), a device that's clearly very powerful, only nobody is quite sure what it does. You've already been to Pandora's Island, currently ruled by the neutral invisible gremlins, New Super Uber Megatropolis, currently protected and sort of ruled by Furious the Monkeyboy, The Isle of Darkness, containing only a mysterious door you can not enter, and Placespot, a small shopping center over mostly abandoned undersea ruins. You have not yet been to Antifoo Island, though have recieved plenty of warnings not to go there. Currently, you are in Upper Placespot. To your north is Chaos Clothing, a small clothing store selling second-hand druidic clothing. To your west is Evil Grandma Conquista's Evil Grocery, a grocery story/Chinese restaurant, also a meeting place of many evil people. Finally, to your East is the Sporting Goods store. There was also some other store, but it was too irrelevant to mention and had no real purpose.

Go to Antifoo Isle using Pandora's car.

Your party's morale is too low to do anything incredibly stupid. D=

Do it anyway. >)

Your party refuses. And you don't know how to drive. Two of them have already gotten killed once. One was captured and imprisioned by chipmarks for a while. One had her species killed off. They spent the last night sleeping on a large ice block. And they're being led by someone who has lost quite a few limbs. Would YOU want to do something insane right now?

Save.

Game Saved.

Buy a set of scuba gear for Shuri. Take control of Shuri. Go down to Lower Placespot (leave the rest of the party behind) and go to Trafton's Cave. Ask him if he knows anything about BlackRaptor and/or his Fortress.

You buy scuba gear for Shuriken and her down to Trafton's, who lets her in his cave after hearing she was sent by you. Sear, Grandma Conquista, and Scholar Sam are in the cave also, evidently Trafton had them over for one of those wierd british tea things. Shuriken asks Trafton what he knows about Blackraptor and his fortress. "Well, as I told your friend," Trafton begins, "Wafflelord was the only one to enter it. Not much else is known, though perhaps some knowledge could be found. Care for some wierd british-style tea?"

Take the tea,
Get Wafflelord's corupse,
And go to the Isle.

Accept tea. Say, "That's the problem. We killed Wafflelord, and now his body is stuck in that mind gate thing, thanks to that idiot Uberbob! Mabye we can find Wafflelord's hideout...Does he have any partners?"

Shuriken accepts a cup of tea. It tastes like something from British-person-land. "That's the problem. We killed Wafflelord, and now his body is stuck in that mind gate thing, thanks to that idiot Uberbob! Mabye we can find Wafflelord's hideout...Does he have any partners?" she asks.
"Well, as far as I know Wafflelord had no real hideout," Sear, this time, answers, "but considering he's the only one in the mind gate and he's dead, there's really no way to get him out. As for partners, there may have been an odd bandit here and there, but I assure you that Furious has taken care of them."

Return to Upper Placespot. Magic Map to the Cyber Cafe. If the computer is there, go to the Jazz 2 Online Forums and look up BlackRaptor. Send him a Private Message that says, "Why did Wafflelord raid your fortress?"

Ask for Foo.