You go in the inn (OHHO I POET). Grandma Conquista and George Washington are still there. Pandora evidently left.

Ask George if he sells cherrywood furnature.

This page is my very own page! YAY!!!!1

Talk to Grandma Conquista.

"Do you sell cherrywood furniture?" you ask GW.

"What? Are you accusing me? BRITISHESES!!!!!!!" he screams.

Action: Recite poem for GW

"Roses are red, violets are blue. You are a bread, I am love you," you explain to George.
"Hmm," he says, "you definately aren't British. Maybe Dutch."

nod.

Say: Yes, I am Dutch. Could you please tell us everythng you know about Unfooruman and his fortress?

You nod. "Yes, I am Dutch. Could you please tell us everythng you know about Unfooruman and his fortress?"

George thinks for a moment. "I do not know much, but I do know that he isn't your conventional evil person who has swimsuit girls as guards. Apart from that, I'm afraid I can not help you."

Say: Can you tell us about the puzzle that links to opening Unfooruman's fortress?

Okay, lets see if I can do this now.

North, North, East, East, North, East, East, East, East, North, North, West

Look around

(I do not remember this quite exactly.)

"Can you tell us about the puzzle that links to opening Unfooruman's fortress?" you ask GW.
"As far as I've heard, its door is open 24/7. Of course, 'puzzle' does not really need to mean 'opening a door'." And with these cryptic words, GW walks over to the bar to get drunk.

Action: Say 'hi' to Grandma Conquista.

Originally Posted by Xion

Okay, lets see if I can do this now.

North, North, East, East, North, East, East, East, East, North, North, West

Look around

(I do not remember this quite exactly.)

*points*

"How do you know so much, anyway?"

Xion is slow D=.

"Hi," you say to Grandma Conquista. She is currently wearing a human skull on her head.
"Greetings, mortals," she says, "I have been looking for you." she tosses a slightly charred, but alive, doll across the table, followed by a small vial you narrowly catch. "'S called middenite," she begins, "I needed your doll to do a bit of dangerous mixing inside a vial for me." As you examine the vial of middenite, you notice that the vial appears to have no back. "Now, whatsit you want?" she asks.

Say: We want to know about Unfooruman and his fortress. Do you know anything?

"Yea," she says, "'s up that way and ya probably won't get in. There were rumors about some other way in, sumtin about that spire to the north."

"The one across the bridge?"

I think she means the monolith.

Xeltoth gains 1 EXP.

Ask for money.

"Give you money? How evil would THAT make me?" Conquista explains.

"What if you have us sign forms that in small print say we must become your slaves for life for the money, or put a huge amount a interest on the money?"

"Straightforwardness and expectedness isn't evil."

"What if you give us poisoned money?"

"I feel as though I'm doing the greater evil to the world by letting you live."

Leave Inn
Follow path Directions indicated before

You leave the inn and return to the machine. Nothing seems to have changed.

analyze: machine

again?

Again? What do you mean "again"? I seem to have missed this part, too.

Originally Posted by Radium

You examine the machine. Pipes, springs, pulleys, gears, pumps, and dials cover the contraption. It doesn't appear to have a purpouse, however.

Here.

Attack: Machine

You stab the machine a bit and pull a few pieces off. It's fairly easy to make it stop working, and after a while you get bored of attacking an inanimate object.

Look for input areas.

None seem intentional. And the machine is broken now.

Pick up any parts lying on the ground from destroying the machine.

Laugh at the machine.

The parts are too heavy and irrelevant. You laugh at the machine. It doesn't laugh back.