The door is very thick and made of metal. Not even a naturally capitalized object can penetrate it.

Save.
Knock on door and say you are a repairman (or repairwomen, or repairNINJA, whichever seems right at the time)

Claim page. Use page on door.

Game Saved.
You knock on the door and call in "I'm the repairwoman". There is no response.

Scream at the right frequency to shatter the door.

You can't reach that frequency. If you could, you would probably blow up your head or something fun like that.

Go : East
Examine : Dial
if spinable = true
{
Spin : Dial
}

You return east. The rusted dial can't really be "spun", but it could possibly be turned with some work.

Turn : Dial

Point dial in which direction?

North

You turn the dial north. The lights in the west path go out.

Turn Dial South

The lights in the south hallway charge up.

Go : South

You walk down the south hallway, but are stopped dead in your tracks by a blast of heat. The room is filled with burning coals - it has to be some kind of furnace. Smoke comes from a vent on the west wall. You think you see a door at the end of the room, but the heat is too extreme to reach it.

Turn Dial : East
Go : East

You return to the dial and turn it east. You walk down the east corridor until you reach a small room. There are doors on the north and south sides of the room - both slightly ajar. The string of lights goes through the south door, from behind which you again hear the hum of machinery. Though there are no lights going in the north door, you see a moving light coming from behind it.

go : south

You walk through the south door. A large machine with no obvious controls is built against the west wall. Pieces of a human skeleton are on the ground here (notably with one finger bone in the electrical outlet). Judging from the ring of keys lying next to him, you'd say you found the repair man.

Get : Keys
Save
Go : North
Examine Room
Go : South
Go : West
Go : West
Use : Keys : Locked Door

Forgot a north. Me add.

You take the ring of keys. Game saved.

You return north and walk through the northern door. The room is empty - except for a grayish-brown fox wearing a formal tux with two long, brown trenchcoats over it. "G'day n' g'mornin', m'gal!" ge exclaims, preforming a rather exaggerated bow.

Bow
Talk : Fox : Ayup! Who be ye? Right Cheerio.

I'm sensing a conversation kinda like the time me and Rad spoke in 1337 for about 10 posts.

hm?

Analyze: Fox

http://www.jazz2online.com/jcf/showp...&postcount=210

Nono, strat.

I wonder if this is...

"Ayup!" you say in your lamest accent, bowing, "who be ye? Right Cheerio."
"M'name's Felipe Oliver Xei. Y'cn call me Fox fer short," he says. He tries to bow again, but stumbles over his two long coats. You can't help but notice that he's wearing a pear of winter mittens over his hands.

Talk : So what brings ye 'round these parts?

"A merchant, I am," Fox begins, "I sells magic, in trade for items!" He pulls open his trenchcoats; parchments, scrolls, and small books are taped, pinned, or tied to every pocket. "And, if that don't do ye," he drops one of the coats back down, showing the variety or random trinkets of varying value hanging on the other coat, "e'also sells items, in trade fer magic!"

"Right then, let meh see if I gots something for yah in m' pocket."
(inventory check)
"You 'cessful as a merchnt? Not looka like people come 'round 'ere much anymoore."

"Right then, let meh see if I gots something for yah in m' pocket," you say.

Spells:
Haste

Intentory:
-thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruitymanypagedla zerlightysuperflyingfullyclotheductscraptlegalfour seatsestrudelire
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Magic Mirror
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Sear's Exorcism Kit
-Ballista
-Gem
-Berry
-Leaves
-Wildflowers
-Fruits (2)
-CrazyT
-Spoon
-Ice Pick
-Photograph
-Vial of Middenite
-Katana
-NINJA Pants

Felipe's Black Market
Bringing you only the best spells at an insane exchange rate since sometime last Tuesday!

Trade items for spells (requires proper magic skill to learn):
-Curse (Enchantment, Lv1)
-Bless (Enchantment, Lv1)
-Haste (Enchantment, Lv1)
-Heal (Healing, Lv1)
-Magic Ray (Non-Elemental, Lv2)
-Enchant Doll (Doll, Lv2)
-Beast Call (Doll, Lv3)
-Firestorm (Non-Elemental, Lv3)
-Enchanted Rain (Healing, Lv3)
-Flight (Enchantment, Lv3)
-Banish (Summonging, Lv3)
-Mass Curse (Enchantment, Lv4)
-Soulshackle (Enchantment, Lv4)
-Legacy (Enchantment, Lv5)
-The Chaos Effect (Enchantment, Lv5)
-Terror (Enchantment, Lv5)
-Megawarp (Sux, Lv5)
-Implosion (Non-Elemental, Lv5)
-Clone (Summoning, Lv5)

Trade spells for items (spell will be lost):
-Sponge
-Butter Knife
-Tape
-Phoenix Down - Processed into fine power for maximum cheapness!
-Phoenix Tears - Now with less fat!
-Phoenix Feces - Freeze dried for storage!
-Oven Roasted Phoenix - The only part left!
-Fizbin of Misfortune
-Magic Pants
-Power Pants
-Wood Block
-White Mage (ground up and put in a bottle for storage =P)
-Lucky Spoon
-Enchanted Fork
-Perfectly Normal Knife


After you finish examining his warez, you ask "you 'cessful as a merchnt? Not looka like people come 'round 'ere much anymoore."
"Well," he says, "'m not usually down here. I wander around; NPC privelage."

"Eh whut do the pheonix i'ems do?"
Trade : Haste : Pheonix Down

"Eh whut do the pheonix i'ems do?" you ask in your degrading accent.
"Well, phoenix down raises dead," Fox begins, "Phoenix tears can heal, phoenix feces probably has some use, n' phoenix meat is what y' do with the bird after it's been feathered."
You offer to trade your knowledge of Haste for the Phoenix Down. "A level one spell fr' Phoenix Down?" he asks, unsure, "Maybe, if it was a spell I didn't have, but I don't really see much incentive fr' me in ther'." He glances around, pulls out a bag of Doritos and starts snacking. The sight of food makes your stomach growl; it's been a good while since you've eaten anything.

Pheonix down final fantasy rip off =(

Blackraptor prehistoric rip off =(

Originally Posted by Infinite Spaz

Trade : Haste : Pheonix Down

*points*

I already responded a few posts back.

Can I get a detailed analysis of Fox?

(Specifically eye color? I'm just curious if this is...)

Fox is about six feet high. He wears a gray tuxito, two long coats, and a pair of mittens. His eyes are red.

Darn. Oh well.


Anyways, Trade Gem for Phoenix Down?

You can not trade items for items.