Walk into the Trafton cave, start acting like you had a bit too many alchoholic beverages and start singing the elmo theme song repeatedlty.

You are unable to walk into the Trafton Cave because it has this marvelous thing known as a "door". And... Elmo has a theme song?

My page.

Can the skateboard be used underwater?

That would depend what you're using it for.

Riding around at high speeds.

Er... despite what Spongebob Squarepants has told you, finless creatures moving quickly underwater is generally impossible.

"Generally". Can Foo?

Actually, I didn't have that version of the faw rad wars...

No, it's just hard to move quickly in water without fins.

How many versions of faw rad are there?

Originally Posted by Infinite Spaz

How many versions of faw rad are there?

There's the old one that ran in 640x480 and had the cool music and the new one that runs in 1024x768. I think there were several versions of the old one, with minor changes.

Give Foo skateboard as shield.
Tell Foo to wander around making the Merpeople shoot their fellow Merpeople.

Unknown is getting close to beating me for 2nd place. Time to become active again. What paths havn't we been down yet?

You give Foo the skateboard and tell him to make the Merpeople shoot eachother. He comes running back about a minute later. The skateboard has been destroyed but no Merpeople have.

The only path you have not been down is past the Chaos Ward. In other news, the Cyber Cafe computer is back online, and I'm sure the rest of your party has gotten pretty bored.

According to my map, every location has been found except any behind the Chaos Ward, and only two places are in the exact same spot.

Wait. Lasers... skateboards.. what kind of lasers?

The kind of lazers that make stuff go "boom" and "sizzle" and make people dead.

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbetterflyingfullyclotheductsc raptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Chaos Grapes (in throat)
-Noberries (6)
-Dollar
-Pandora's Car Keys (2)
-Crystal
-Chaos Oil
-Chaos Cord
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Wafflepieces
-Snufuss Cloak
-Xion
-Lacrosse Stick of Doom
-Druid Robe
-Sea Lemon

Take skateboardpieces.

There are none.

Ask Merpeople if they would like to sell/trade for one of their laser guns. Promise to make things no longer move with it.

...that sounds dumb. Are you really out of idas ur?

Trafton killed Foo and must be punished!


...plus Uberbob has this tradition of leaving nobody alive who is neither invisible nor in the party.

good point.

Originally Posted by Unknown Rabbit

Ask Merpeople if they would like to sell/trade for one of their laser guns. Promise to make things no longer move with it.

HAHAHAHHHAAHNO.

Far away at the Trading Post, Araches punches Faw out of boredom.

Ask Merpeople if they would reconsider their answer.
Offer Foo.

Control : Inf. Spaz
Go : Faw
Puch faw as well.
Go : Spot place

Control : Unber Bob
Ask for magic gremlin guru to appear again.

The Merpeople clearly don't want to negotiate(sp?). Even for Foo.

There is no Infinite Spaz here and Uberbob can not "summon" the Gremlin Guru.

Dran.

Go back to the avatar of death.
Analyze it.

You look at the Avatar of Death. The stonehenge-like structure has no sign of life anywhere near it. A bloody knife chained to a stone table inside seems like it would be used in some sort of sacrifice ritual.

I think we should leave. Quietly. Back and investigate the Lifeatar.

You leave to investigate the "Lifeatar". It too resembles a stonehenge-like structure, except a purple drapery hangs above a marble fountain. It doesn't look very evil or dangerous at all.

Examine draping.

It's like cloth and it's purple. No machine guns are hidden in it.

Lift up the drapery.

You lift it up. The foutain is behind it.

Lift up the fountain.

You can't lift the foutain because it's taped down.

Use the bloody knife and perform a ritual.

The knife is at the Avatar of Death, and you don't know any celtic rituals at the moment.

Take drapery.