@Risp: The concrete. And the cage has a bottom too, and is too heavy to lift.

L33tz4m rests. Araches fires a magic dart at wafflelord who, even though not facing it, strikes it out of the air with his hand. Uberbob brings the rock to the cage and begins scraping at the bars with the rock. Furious tears a long metal pipe from the ground.

Uberbob: Enchant Weapon: Pearldiver's Knife. Then go back to scraping the cage.
Pearldiver's Knife: Attack Wafflelord. Aim for robotic eye.
Araches: Grab nearest rock, if any, and help Uberbob scrape the cage.
L33tz4n: Continue to rest. (Hopefully building up MP in the process. Hopefully.)
Furious: Attack Wafflelord with Metal Bar.
Self: Page: Claim

Can we Magic Map out of here, if need be?

Incidentally:

Bionicbandits have destroyed bracelet D=. Nobody feels pretty anymore. Except Faw, but he is elsewhere.

L33tz3n study summoning

Wait, can we control Faw?

The Magic Map will not allow interdimentional travel- Yet!- don't forget to upgrade to version 7.8, coming this summer!

Uberbob enchants the Pearldiver's knife and begins scraping away at the bars. Araches helps using the rock. L33tz4n rests. Uberbob could throw the knife at Wafflelord but then it'd take longer to get out of the cage. Continue?

The bracelet evidently respawned =O.

Continue to attack wafflelord. He could just make a new cage, but he can't make a new life for himself.

Uberbob throws the enchanted pearldiver's knife. Wafflelord catches it. Furious swings the pipe. Wafflelord catches it in his other hand. Wafflwlord rips the pipe from Furious's grasp and throws both it and the knife off to the side. He then punches the defenseless monkeyboy in the face and kicks him into another wall.

Is Einstein still around? If so, ask him what Wafflelord's weak point is.

Albert looks at Wafflelord. "Eet vwoud zeem, geeven the caurrrent seatuateshean, zaht he hos no vweek puint."

Ask Einstein to discover the atom bomb, then nuke Wafflelord!

Einstein has no laboratory in his posession right now D=.

Look around.

Radium mentioned me, so perhaps there is something subliminal?

...! THE LASER! Where did the laser go to? Didn't we use that to fry my chip once? Isn't that in our inventory somewhere?

If we still have the laser, make Einstein make it work for us.

You don't have it. I seem to remember something happening to it. And it's not in the inventory.

Check the ground underneath you within the cage.

Can we dig underneath the cage, perhaps to escape?




Analyze the bars, look for anything suspicious.
Look Around outside the cage, look for anything suspicious/shiny

Originally Posted by Radium

L33tz4n's lazer? Uhhh... um.... Wafflelord took it in the hotel lobby.

Eurgh...yeah.




Wait a minute! If Wafflelord took it, shouldn't he have it stored somewhere? Perhaps in the Mindgate? :/ It's a stretch, but maybe?

Tell Furious to destroy the cage thing!

Wafflelord leaps in between of Furious and the cage again.

Have Furious charge at Wafflelord. Have Araches cast Haste on Uberbob for super-fast scraping action! Have everyone else keep scraping as well. Can L33tz4n cast any spells now?

Originally Posted by Scizor CT

Have Araches cast Haste on Uberbob for super-fast scraping action!

Toothbrush commercial!! Araches casts Haste on Uberbob. Uberbob has super-fast scraping action! L33tz4n now has enough power to cast "summon butterfly" once.

Furious charges in Wafflelord's general direction. Wafflelord apears to consider dodging, but remembers that that would give Furious access to the cage. Instead, he also charges forward, lifts Furious up, and throws him, full force, through a building window, sending glass shards flying in all directions.

Have Furious start lobbing rocks/assorted heary objects in the general direction of the cage/WaffleLord. Ask Einstein if we have any chance of winning. Have everyone else continue what they're doing. Look around for the Pearldiver's Knife.

How long before L33tz4n can cast "Summon Rusty Iron Bat"?
How long before we scrape our way out of the cage?

Furious begins lifting random random pieces of concrete and stone and hurling them in Wafflelord's general direction. Wafflelord kicks a fallen road sign into the air, catches it, and charges towards Furious, using the sign to smash the flying objects out of the air.
You ask Albert about your chances of winning. "Eet vwoud zeem as thou yew aur otterly ond coompleatly screwed," he begins, "vut vwen in daubt, eet is best to paul seam mad koong-foo moevs."

The pearldiver's knife is out of reach, and it'll be a while before L33tz4n can summon a bat (you can't summon in solid objects anyway).

Do what einstein says.

No taking cheap shortcuts.

D<

Make the characters run around in random places so they can be hard to hit.

Does Furious know any mad kung-fu moves?

Originally Posted by Scizor CT

Does Furious know any mad kung-fu moves?

Furious doesn't know much of anything. Uberbob, Albert, L33tz4n, and Araches can always help, though.

L33tz4n, Einstein, Araches, and you run in circles in the cage to be harder to hit. Furious runs in circles outside.

Have everyone inside the cage charge the bar they were scraping all at once. Have Furious keep running around.

You all charge the heavily scraped bar. It shatters, creating an eight inch gap between the two adjacent ones.

Furious continues running in circles. Wafflelord pauses and assesses the situation, his robotic eye turning and focusing. The then tosses the road sign onto the ground in Furious's circular path and watches as he trips over it, flying into another wall and knocking down a fair sized building.

Can anyone slip through the gap? If not, start scraping the one of the bars next to the shattered one.

Uberbob is weak and inferior enough to squeeze through.

Have Uberbob find the Pearldiver's Knife, which should still be enchanted. Have everyone in the cage continue their scraping. Have Furious pick up the road sign.

Uberbob searches around and locates the Pearldiver's knife. Furious picks up the road sign. Everyone else continues scraping.

Can we control Foo/Fawriel?


For some strange reason, I have a feeling that I am, in some way, related to this plotline and Radium doesn't want me interfering with his master plan to keep me from the end of the plotline...OH THE SUSPENSE. Ahhhhhhh shutup, Xion. More than likely it's just another ploy to destroy what I have attempted to bring into the story. I betja dollars to doughnuts that Wafflelord is me...or at least part-me. A Leech of my powers.

I have an idea.

Analyze Skies
--Look for power lines
----If Power lines = Found
------Have Furious use them as an electrical weapon on wafflelord.
------Since Wafflelord is >30% Robotics, shouldn't electricity be his weak point?

I'll answer some of Xion's questions. He still can't play, though.

Originally Posted by Xion

Can we control Foo/Fawriel?

No. You don't know where Faw is and you pawned Foo off to Scholar Sam.

Originally Posted by Xion

For some strange reason, I have a feeling that I am, in some way, related to this plotline and Radium doesn't want me interfering with his master plan to keep me from the end of the plotline...OH THE SUSPENSE. Ahhhhhhh shutup, Xion. More than likely it's just another ploy to destroy what I have attempted to bring into the story. I betja dollars to doughnuts that Wafflelord is me...or at least part-me. A Leech of my powers.

No. You're gone forever, and Wafflelord's just your everyday semirobotic ninja king of thieves.

Originally Posted by Radium

Wafflelord then remembers that Xion is influencing you guys and turns the building into a cage.

Okay then, Why did this happen? If I'm gone forever, how would Wafflelord remember that I am influencing them?

Control: Xion
Cast: Life: Thread

Thread has been revived!

Furious: Uses the roadsign as a makeshift javalin(sp?), and throws it at Wafflelord's robotic eye.

That should get things moving.

Furious harpoons the roadsign at Wafflelord's eye. Wafflelord ducks under the flying sign and charges in Furious's direction once again.

Carp. Umm...

Furious: Try to jump on his head and tickle his neck.
Araches: Cast Bloodlust on Einstein.
Einstein: Pry bars open with increased strength.
(inventory check)