Feb 13, 2004, 12:48 PM | |
Page 20 was about the time of the classic Araches and L337z4n love triangle with pandora's car, which was a time of low morale regardless. But like you said at about that time the party didn't seem to be as interactive or 2-d as they are now. Ahh, good times.
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Feb 13, 2004, 01:24 PM | |
NOTICE:
In order to reduce the crappyness of this thread, some changes will be made... -Only DOS style commands will be accepted. "Go", "Look", "Use ... On", "Talk", and so on. No more paragraph form. On Antifoo Isle, Pandora's Caves, or Lower Placespot, only compass directions will be accepted (They're north, south, east, west, and Dennis) -Party interation will be promoted. Talk to these people that follow you around. Stratn misses the L33tz4n-Uberbob-Araches thing. The most inspired character in the last sixty pages was Furious the Monkeyboy. -Xion will be unbanned until the point he mentions anything PSO related. -Araches' skirt is three inches shorter. Have a nice day! |
Feb 13, 2004, 01:43 PM | ||
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You are currently in Upper Placespot. Your party is with you. Morale is low. Inventory: -Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruitylazerlighty superflyingfullyclotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestr udelire -Druid Robe -Pearldiver's Knife -Magic Map -Bookmark of Eternity -Magic Mirror -Pegleg -Frozen Hook -Rope -$5 -Frozen Teacup -Sear's Exorcism Kit -Dead Crab |
Feb 13, 2004, 01:54 PM | |
Take: Take 5$
Give: Give Uberbob, Araches, Shuriken, L33tz4n and Fawriel a dollar each.
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Feb 13, 2004, 04:35 PM |
Violet CLM |
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Feb 13, 2004, 06:09 PM | |
Recite: The Gettysburg Address.
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This space for rent. |
Feb 13, 2004, 06:24 PM | |
Continue.
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This space for rent. |
Feb 13, 2004, 08:05 PM | |
Say: Uberbob: "To try and boost morale."
Roll: Eyes.
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Feb 13, 2004, 08:12 PM | |
Say: Uberbob: So, what do you suggest we do now?
Action: Shuffle feet nervously
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Feb 13, 2004, 09:19 PM | |
Walk: South-south-west: One inch.
(Just testing if this is a valid direction) |
Feb 13, 2004, 09:42 PM | |
Ask: Which way is Dennis?
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Feb 14, 2004, 06:43 AM | ||
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"So, what do you suggest we do now?" You ask, shuffling your feet nervously. Your party gives you another blank stare. "Well, you dragged us this far, what do you suggest?" Araches says. |
Feb 14, 2004, 08:05 AM | |
"To Antifoo Isle!" You yell.
"Course, that still doesn't mean we're going with you," Araches interrupts. Regardless, they follow you to the Trading Post. Once again, Bill Gates has bought all the items and they have restocked. Items for Trade: -Blueberry Muffin -Stopwatch -Evil Mike's Evil Brand Evil Cornbread -Snowglobe -Ballista Kit Part 1 -Ballista Kit Part 2 -Ballista Kit Part 3 -Leprechaun Foot -Silver Bullet(tm) Werewolf Spray -Voodoo Doll -Flute -Paperclip Inventory: -Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruitylazerlighty superflyingfullyclotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestr udelire -Druid Robe -Pearldiver's Knife -Magic Map -Bookmark of Eternity -Magic Mirror -Pegleg -Frozen Hook -Rope -$5 -Frozen Teacup -Sear's Exorcism Kit -Dead Crab |
Feb 14, 2004, 08:10 AM | |
Trade: dead crab-voodoo doll
Go: scholar sam's magic academy Enchant: doll
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Feb 14, 2004, 08:25 AM | |
You trade the crab for the doll, and head off towards Scholar Sam's.
You enter the magic academy and begin to cast "Enchant Doll". Dramatic lighting and wind effects! Loud noises! Loss of spell points! Finally, there's a bright white flash of light, and then everything is quiet. The doll slowly gets up, and begins to speak. "Hi kids! My name's Spiffy the Wonder Doll! Who wants to SING!!!1?111". Enchanting it in Scholar Sam's you had hoped for some mad uber-mage doll. But after "When the Saints come marching in", "Greensleeves", and "Carry Me Back to Old Virginia", it becomes clear that all it got was Scholar Sam's mad sing-along skills. L33tz4n looks at you halfway through "Turkey in the Straw" and asks "are you regretting this?" |
Feb 14, 2004, 08:43 AM | |
Actually, I was hoping for a doll that could teach us magic. Oh well.
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<img src="http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/Ashton_JX/the_web/stupid_prize.gif" border="0" alt="The rodent thingy wasn't worthy."> I would not want anyone having sex with my cocktail. ~ Radium |
Feb 14, 2004, 08:45 AM | |
You do not know how to cast "Disenchant Doll". Scholar Sam notices your trouble. "Say," he begins, "I have a friend named Evil Jim who knows how to cast 're-enchant'. That might be helpful, if you really don't like sing-alongs 24/7."
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Feb 14, 2004, 08:58 AM | |
Go: upper placespot
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<img src="http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/Ashton_JX/the_web/stupid_prize.gif" border="0" alt="The rodent thingy wasn't worthy."> I would not want anyone having sex with my cocktail. ~ Radium |
Feb 14, 2004, 09:00 AM | |
Shout: is anyone here named Evil Jim?
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<img src="http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/Ashton_JX/the_web/stupid_prize.gif" border="0" alt="The rodent thingy wasn't worthy."> I would not want anyone having sex with my cocktail. ~ Radium |
Feb 14, 2004, 09:03 AM | |
You shout "IS ANYONE HERE NAMED EVIL JIM?" An evil man in evil black armor steps out of Grandma Conquista's.
"Yes, perhaps there is, YES!" he evilly says evilly, "And perhaps, yes, I AM THAT PERSON, YES! What is it, YES, which you want from EVIL JIM, YES?" |
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