You walk east. A small patch of blue flowers is growing by a tree.

Game spontaneously saved.

Action: Ignore flowers
Talk: Ask Fooruman the direction to the castle-citadel thing
Action: Claim page

Fooruman thinks for a moment. "I know the most common shortcut is to go directly Dennis, but that doesn't seem like an option right now. Heck, whadda I know, I've been hiding in a trench for four years."

View: Possible directions to go.

Oh, sorry, forgot those.
Possible exits are east, south, and west.

Action: Heck, keep going east.

You continue east. You are still in the forrest, though something shiny appears to be hanging from a high branch.

Examine: Shiny object (without touching it)
Ask Party if they know anything about the shiny object

The shiny object is angular, about twenty-something feet off the ground. You ask the party if they know anything about it. Everyone sort of gives you a blank stare, except for Fawriel who proudly says "it's on a tree".
"Araches might know what it is, if you could find a way to raise her," L33tz4n comments.

Action: Take out weapons
Action: Grab shiny object
Action: If shiny object = trap, then before going into combat take out zodiac.

You can not reach the shiny object.

Action: Tell Faw to bend down
Action: Tell Shuri to stand on faw
Action: Tell Uberbob to stand on shuri
Action: Reach object.

It's still about 2-4 feet away.

Tell Fooruman to get it down.

Fooruman walks over and swings his staff randomly in the air. Object does not fall.

Fawriel decides it would be a good idea to rest to restore MP. Fawriel goes to sleep.

Aren't people... well... standing on him?

They were before he fell asleep. Now they're in a pile on the ground.

Can Fooruman bring people back from the dead?

Fooruman is a master of Sux Magic.

But damage wood surface helped us twice!

How often will you need to kill a christmas tree mage?
Exits are north, west, and south.

Action: climb tree.

Ballista Uberbob at shiny thing.

You try to climb the tree, but slide down. After some examination, L33tz4n points out that the tree is metal, and there's a camera hidden in it recording all the stupid people trying to get the shiny thing.

Fooruman: Smash camera with staff.

Camera has a bulletproof lense over it.

Say: Into camera: "Hey, is anyone watching this?"

Save.
Use telekinesis on shiny thing to pull it down.

After talking to the camera, you decide to try to use telekenesis on the shiny thing. It moves a little but doesn't fall.

Action: Stand on Tallest charater (not Fooruman)
Cast: Telekinesis: Shiny Thing

Without Araches, Shuri would probably be tallest. You stand on Shuri. you use telekenesis but the object still won't fall.

Use telekinesis on lightest character to life that character to shiny thing, and have that character pull the shiny thing down.

Araches: Stand on Shuri
Uberbob: Stand on Araches
Cast: Telekinesis: Shiny thing

stand on Araches?

Araches is currently dead, and your telekenesis is not strong enough to lift people.

Fawriel has full MP again.

Go back to Araches. Raise Araches.

Cast: Raise: Araches
Araches: Stand on Shuri
Uberbob: Stand on Araches
Cast: Telekinesis: Shiny thing.

You raise Araches. Fawriel has no MP again.

Make: A tower of people tall enough to reach the shiny thing.
Get: Shiny Thing.

That was descriptive. Heck with it, you get the shiny thing. It appears to be a jewel of some kind.

Uberbob(Move:2)
L33tz4n(Move:2)
Fawriel(Move:1)
Fooruman(Move:1)
Shuriken(Move:3)
Araches(Move:2)