List store names. (too lazy to look back)

Originally Posted by Xion

(too lazy to look back)

So am I. You do it.

*mypage!

Page steal

Edit: Dran >(

Originally Posted by Radium

You are standing on a tiled metal surface. You tak a look at the stores around you. Evil Gradma Conquista's Evil Grocery appears to be a warehouse painted pitch black. Travel Unsafe Inc. is a small building with a picture of a tombstone under the name. Thick's Sporting Goods is a fair sized building with various pieces of sports equipment on display in the front windows. And lastly, ChaosClothing looks a lot like one of those hippy vans from the 60s.

Found it.

Go to the sporting goods store.
--ask about telepipes.

[edit]RADIUM CLOSE YOUR TAGS PLZ THNX![/edit]

You go to the sporting goods store. Not many people are in it. However, there's an interesting looking rock climbing wall in the back.

analyze wall

It's a wall made of rock, evidently for climbing.

is there anything above the wall?

A Box is on top. And an enchanted sniper rifle to shoot people that fly up.

hrm.

Go: wall.

Control: Araches.
Climb: wall

Why did I choose Araches?

1) L33tz4n has no feet.
2) Uberbob has one foot and One Hand.
3) Faw is just a wimp.

Araches is the one fit for the job.

Araches senses an alternate motive and refuses.

'Cmon, I'm sure Uber can do it!

*sigh*

Send Faw.

You send Faw up the wall. He starts to climb with amazing speed, only when he gets halfway up, he falls down and lands on his head. A man in a buisness suit rushes over before you can complain that there were no saftey harnesses. "Hi," he says, "I'm Eli from customer service. I'm sorry, you can not sue us because you did not read the rock wall's caution," he points at a sign on the wall.

Fawriel - 20hp

ah that's ok, faw's expendable.

Read: Sign

You can't, the print's so small it appears to be a large gray blob.

Call Eli back here.

Say: We can sue you because your sign is unreadable.

"I can read it fine," he says, pulling out a microscope.

Well then tell us what it says, Mr. I-got-your-buts-on-a-technicality!

Eli's eyebrows tilt downward. "What is says is not important, what is important is that we are in no way respinsible for your injuries."

Create: Macro: SAVE
--Check: Area
----Save as POO
--Cast: Town Pipe: Cyber Cafe
--Go: Save Point
--Cast: Town Pipe: Point nearest to POO
--Go: POO
End Macro

(In case you're wondering, POO means Point Of Origion.)

Macro: SAVE

[edit]I just noticed something...

Radium, you mentioned that I write my WT stories in present tense, and is this a test on how you yourself can do this?[/edit]

You save and return to your pooplace. Eli is still there, and seems to believe (perhaps correctly) that you still care to sue him.

Ask: Eli: What's in the box?

"Only those who make it to the TOP get to find out," He replies.

Well...we saved.

Have Araches, Faw, and Uberbob go up the wall at the same time (L33tz4n wouldn't care)

Derby: Content removal.

The three of you climb the fifty foot wall with much difficulty. When you reach the top, you are finally able to open the box. Inside is... nothing! You turn to look below you, and are terrified to see Eli is magically setting the wall on fire and laughing evily!

Uberbob is there, so he has wings.

Equip Wings
Grab Araches and Faw
Fly down to safety.

Summon the Water Elemental!

I'll ignore Xion because he didn't pay enough attention to previous posts.

L33tz4n would summon the water elemental, but that spell takes a while and there's a mad customer service provider charging at her with the Lacrosse Stick of Doom(tm).

Whats with the slashing of your report post and ip logged?

Originally Posted by Radium

HOWS THIS FOR CLOSING MY TAGS, XION?

He enclosed an evil hidden message with questionable punctuation..

Is the Stone wall burning?

The stone wall is burning with enchanted fire. That burns rock. It's magic, don't try to find logic.

Cuz logic is currently in the bathroom.

Too bad we can't glitch is...

Jump off of the wall?

Pour some Chaos Oil onto the flames.

Throw Crystal at Eli's head.

OHH the oil won't burn, it should smother.

You pour some Chaos Oil on the flames, instantly smothering them. Then you proceed to throw the crystal at Eli's head, knocking him out cold.

Slowly carefully climb down the wall.

Something WORKED!

You all fall off the wall and become unconsious(sp?).

Thats not cool.