Register FAQ Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read
Go Back   JazzJackrabbit Community Forums » Archived forums (closed for posting) » War Tavern

Just like back in the pre-Win3.1 days...

acid

JCF Member

Joined: Jul 2002

Posts: 1,154

acid has disabled reputation

Sep 1, 2003, 05:40 PM
acid is offline
Replace orb with crystal.
__________________
<a href="http://www.gmtalents.com"><img src="http://dragynflash.pyxnet.com/turquoisestar/images/affiliate_button.png" border="0" /></a>
<img src="http://snuffs.phpnet.us/Confucious.php" />
Xion

JCF Veteran

Joined: Dec 2002

Posts: 5,091

Xion is doing well so far

Sep 1, 2003, 05:41 PM
Xion is offline
but did I get the crystal?

(Page claim in the name of the X-ray Crystal)
__________________
Violet CLM Violet CLM's Avatar

JCF Éminence Grise

Joined: Mar 2001

Posts: 10,970

Violet CLM has disabled reputation

Sep 1, 2003, 05:43 PM
Violet CLM is offline
if (acid's_plan) != work:
Cut Crystal into two flat pieces using Dagger.
Cut some rubber off of the Rubber Tire using Dagger.
Attach Flat Crystal Shards to Rubber using Duct Tape.
Use result as Glasses.
__________________
Radium Radium's Avatar

JCF Éminence Grise

Joined: Jul 2002

Posts: 12,275

Radium is an asset to this forum

Sep 1, 2003, 05:43 PM
Radium is offline
You seem unable to cut the crystal. You swap the orb and crystal, leaving the crystal on the pedestal. You note that through the orb's translucent surface, you see a white outline of your hand behind it.
acid

JCF Member

Joined: Jul 2002

Posts: 1,154

acid has disabled reputation

Sep 1, 2003, 05:44 PM
acid is offline
Omb My Tire >(((

Search inventory
__________________
<a href="http://www.gmtalents.com"><img src="http://dragynflash.pyxnet.com/turquoisestar/images/affiliate_button.png" border="0" /></a>
<img src="http://snuffs.phpnet.us/Confucious.php" />
Xion

JCF Veteran

Joined: Dec 2002

Posts: 5,091

Xion is doing well so far

Sep 1, 2003, 05:45 PM
Xion is offline
wait.

If when you picked up the orb, didn't the arrows shoot?

If not, then they already activated, so both can be taken! XD
__________________
Violet CLM Violet CLM's Avatar

JCF Éminence Grise

Joined: Mar 2001

Posts: 10,970

Violet CLM has disabled reputation

Sep 1, 2003, 05:46 PM
Violet CLM is offline
Get Araches to cast Haste on Fawriel (if not already done).
Control: Fawriel.
Get everyone out of the room.
Throw Orb at Crystal.
Run away.
Radium Radium's Avatar

JCF Éminence Grise

Joined: Jul 2002

Posts: 12,275

Radium is an asset to this forum

Sep 1, 2003, 05:46 PM
Radium is offline
Watch out, Violet. These are heat seeking darts made from the finest n00bshop. He switched the Orb and Crystal, Xion. But if you want your party descriptively mauled again, go ahead.
acid

JCF Member

Joined: Jul 2002

Posts: 1,154

acid has disabled reputation

Sep 1, 2003, 05:49 PM
acid is offline
Look around through orb
__________________
<a href="http://www.gmtalents.com"><img src="http://dragynflash.pyxnet.com/turquoisestar/images/affiliate_button.png" border="0" /></a>
<img src="http://snuffs.phpnet.us/Confucious.php" />
Violet CLM Violet CLM's Avatar

JCF Éminence Grise

Joined: Mar 2001

Posts: 10,970

Violet CLM has disabled reputation

Sep 1, 2003, 05:49 PM
Violet CLM is offline
Make L33tz4n cast lots of Butterflies.
Send the Butterflies to surround the Dart Shooting area.
Take Crystal and hope for the best.
Radium Radium's Avatar

JCF Éminence Grise

Joined: Jul 2002

Posts: 12,275

Radium is an asset to this forum

Sep 1, 2003, 05:50 PM
Radium is offline
Please please please give up, Unknown. Acid pretty much figured it out.
Looking around through the orb, you see white outlines of all your party, the walls, and everything around you. You are not entirely sure what the orb does.
Violet CLM Violet CLM's Avatar

JCF Éminence Grise

Joined: Mar 2001

Posts: 10,970

Violet CLM has disabled reputation

Sep 1, 2003, 05:56 PM
Violet CLM is offline
Ask if anyone else knows the the orb does.
Leave the cavern and try looking through the orb in daylight.

(if all else fails) Juggle the orb.
Xion

JCF Veteran

Joined: Dec 2002

Posts: 5,091

Xion is doing well so far

Sep 1, 2003, 05:58 PM
Xion is offline
Shine the Flashlight through the orb.

Look at the carvings on the wall through the orb.
__________________
Radium Radium's Avatar

JCF Éminence Grise

Joined: Jul 2002

Posts: 12,275

Radium is an asset to this forum

Sep 1, 2003, 05:59 PM
Radium is offline
Nobody knows what the orb does. You look at the sun, shine the light, look at the carvings, and only see their outlines also. After determining one-ball juggling isn't fun, you return to the pedistal. Violet, I thought you'd be staring at Araches's clothes through the crystal until she noticed she could see the insides of your eyes.
Xion

JCF Veteran

Joined: Dec 2002

Posts: 5,091

Xion is doing well so far

Sep 1, 2003, 06:01 PM
Xion is offline
Swap orb for crystal.
Look at carvings through crystal.
__________________
Violet CLM Violet CLM's Avatar

JCF Éminence Grise

Joined: Mar 2001

Posts: 10,970

Violet CLM has disabled reputation

Sep 1, 2003, 06:01 PM
Violet CLM is offline
Now that's just rude. Fawriel's new hair would be more interesting to look at.
(If the name ends with s, isn't there supposed to be no s after the ' for the possessive noun?)


Check Inventory and Spells for later reference purposes.
Radium Radium's Avatar

JCF Éminence Grise

Joined: Jul 2002

Posts: 12,275

Radium is an asset to this forum

Sep 1, 2003, 06:04 PM
Radium is offline
You look at the carvings though the crystal. Evidently, it can't see though stone.

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdnotestrudel
-Rubber Tire
-Flashlight
-69 Noberries
-Traftonberry
-Pandora's Harddrive
-Duct Tape
-Dagger
-Snufuss Coat
-Pandora's Shoe
-Pandora's Can
-Crystal

Party:
-Uberbob
-Araches
-Fawriel
-L33tz4n

Structures:
-Faw's Domain
-Fort Strato
-Snufuss Lair


Spells:
-Uberbob: No magic
-Araches: Non-healing beneficial spells
-Fawriel: Healing spells
-L33tz4n: Summoning spells
Violet CLM Violet CLM's Avatar

JCF Éminence Grise

Joined: Mar 2001

Posts: 10,970

Violet CLM has disabled reputation

Sep 1, 2003, 06:07 PM
Violet CLM is offline
Get bored and ask Faw who Blackraptor is.
Give Noberries to everyone.
Radium Radium's Avatar

JCF Éminence Grise

Joined: Jul 2002

Posts: 12,275

Radium is an asset to this forum

Sep 1, 2003, 06:10 PM
Radium is offline
You share nine noberries among your party, having fun hurting yourself in varuous random ways. Fawriel tells you Blackraptor is an evil person who put him on this island, yet that is all he knows.

Bored... you have two main paths in this cave you havn't even looked down!


'Goin to bed. Everyone look at the nifty picture of the party clobbering the minions in the art forum.
Derby

JCF Member

Joined: Mar 2001

Posts: 1,006

Derby is doing well so far

Sep 1, 2003, 07:34 PM
Derby is offline
Propose to inventory.
Strato

JCF Member

Joined: Jan 2002

Posts: 2,588

Strato is doing well so far

Sep 1, 2003, 08:01 PM
Strato is offline
Look: orb With: Crystal
Walk: to The: passages
Analyze: left Passage:...left
Radium Radium's Avatar

JCF Éminence Grise

Joined: Jul 2002

Posts: 12,275

Radium is an asset to this forum

Sep 2, 2003, 03:25 AM
Radium is offline
Your invintory breaks your heart by turning down your proposal. You look at the orb with the crystal, though it can't seem to see through the orb either. You return to the three-way fork in the tunnel and look down the left passage. You know the passage contains the save point (haven't been there in a while) and Orb, because you just went down it a while ago.
Fawriel Fawriel's Avatar

JCF Éminence Grise

Joined: May 2002

Posts: 11,990

Fawriel is doing well so far

Sep 2, 2003, 08:52 AM
Fawriel is offline
I want to correct Faw's stats. =P
__________________
Violet CLM Violet CLM's Avatar

JCF Éminence Grise

Joined: Mar 2001

Posts: 10,970

Violet CLM has disabled reputation

Sep 2, 2003, 09:27 AM
Violet CLM is offline
Give L33tz4n flashlight.
Send L33tz4n down middle passage.
Listen for 5(|'34|\/|5.
Radium Radium's Avatar

JCF Éminence Grise

Joined: Jul 2002

Posts: 12,275

Radium is an asset to this forum

Sep 2, 2003, 01:07 PM
Radium is offline
I want to add more dialouge. L33tz4n's speaking is just too fun.

"Go scout down that passage," you instruct L33tz4n, handing her the flashlight. She dissapears momentairly and returns safely. "7|-|3r35 /\/07h1/\/9 3><3p7 4 9473." You look down the passage, and sure enough, there's nothing ahead except for a large iron gate, a fur of deadly venemous spikes covering every inch of it, moving their tips as if ready to devour anything that gets near them.
Xion

JCF Veteran

Joined: Dec 2002

Posts: 5,091

Xion is doing well so far

Sep 2, 2003, 01:16 PM
Xion is offline
Go: Main Fork
Go: Left Passage
Go: Right Passage
SAVE
Go: Back to main fork
Control: Fawriel
Go: Right Passage

...

Check: Spells: Fire-based?
Check: Party: Exp totals?
__________________
Radium Radium's Avatar

JCF Éminence Grise

Joined: Jul 2002

Posts: 12,275

Radium is an asset to this forum

Sep 2, 2003, 01:22 PM
Radium is offline
Your party has zero fire-based spells, or offensive spells for that matter. Your party has zero experiance because I don't like them.

You send Fawriel down the right passage. He doesn't return. Do you wish to follow him?
Xion

JCF Veteran

Joined: Dec 2002

Posts: 5,091

Xion is doing well so far

Sep 2, 2003, 01:25 PM
Xion is offline
hrm.

Shift control of myself to Fawriel. Leave party uncontrolled.

(i.e. Let me see what Fawriel is doing, so in case he needs help I can tell him to cast town pipe to get assistance.)
__________________
Radium Radium's Avatar

JCF Éminence Grise

Joined: Jul 2002

Posts: 12,275

Radium is an asset to this forum

Sep 2, 2003, 01:28 PM
Radium is offline
Fawriel has found an underground Cyber Cafe (ran by the invisible gremlins of course), and is illegally downloading music.
Fawriel Fawriel's Avatar

JCF Éminence Grise

Joined: May 2002

Posts: 11,990

Fawriel is doing well so far

Sep 2, 2003, 01:32 PM
Fawriel is offline
YAY!

Erm, I'd still like to.. correct my stats...
__________________
Xion

JCF Veteran

Joined: Dec 2002

Posts: 5,091

Xion is doing well so far

Sep 2, 2003, 01:37 PM
Xion is offline
All Right! XD

Let's use these computers to our advantage.

Control Party
Enter Right passage.
Gain acces to computers.

Control: L33tz4n
Load: Telnet

o google.com_
search noberry effects_
obtain List of noberry effects_
close_
o google.com_
search noberry recipies_
Obtain list of noberry recipies to get desired effects_
close_
o google.com_
search traftonberry_
view results_
__________________
Radium Radium's Avatar

JCF Éminence Grise

Joined: Jul 2002

Posts: 12,275

Radium is an asset to this forum

Sep 2, 2003, 01:43 PM
Radium is offline
Search for: Noberry Effects
>We're sorry, your search contained no matches. Did you mean no berry?
Search for: Traftonberry
>Traftonberry: These flavorless green berrys are the root of many temporary transformation potions, for when eaten along with a part of an object or creature, you can assume it's form. The effects last for roughly an hour.

Coffee's only a dollar.
Xion

JCF Veteran

Joined: Dec 2002

Posts: 5,091

Xion is doing well so far

Sep 2, 2003, 01:49 PM
Xion is offline
HHhmmm...

Analyze feathers
--Edible?

Anaylze Snufuss coat
--Edible?

search no berry_

Analyze Coffee

(Analyze: My typo you missed.)
__________________
Radium Radium's Avatar

JCF Éminence Grise

Joined: Jul 2002

Posts: 12,275

Radium is an asset to this forum

Sep 2, 2003, 01:56 PM
Radium is offline
Well, I suppose anything is edible if you try hard enough.

Search for: No Berries
Results:

--No berry is as good as a Strawberry! Download strawberry farm screen savers and...

--Want to eat a poisionus berry? No? We didn't think so, so be...

--No, silly rabbit! Berry Trix are just for...

/Results


The cofee costs one dollar, and comes from a silver cofee machine. Comes in regular and decaf. Stealing is not advised, as you feel that tens of thousands of invisible cafe gremlins are stalking your every move.
Xion

JCF Veteran

Joined: Dec 2002

Posts: 5,091

Xion is doing well so far

Sep 2, 2003, 01:59 PM
Xion is offline
Enter result 2_
__________________
Radium Radium's Avatar

JCF Éminence Grise

Joined: Jul 2002

Posts: 12,275

Radium is an asset to this forum

Sep 2, 2003, 02:02 PM
Radium is offline
After spending quite a while reading ten pages of text, everyone in your party has learned how to tell if a berry is poisonous or not.
Xion

JCF Veteran

Joined: Dec 2002

Posts: 5,091

Xion is doing well so far

Sep 2, 2003, 02:13 PM
Xion is offline
Ask: Poisionous noberry?

search no berry EFFECTS_
__________________
Radium Radium's Avatar

JCF Éminence Grise

Joined: Jul 2002

Posts: 12,275

Radium is an asset to this forum

Sep 2, 2003, 02:15 PM
Radium is offline
Your searches returned no hits, though your berry training suggests the Noberry is not poisionous.
Violet CLM Violet CLM's Avatar

JCF Éminence Grise

Joined: Mar 2001

Posts: 10,970

Violet CLM has disabled reputation

Sep 2, 2003, 02:20 PM
Violet CLM is offline
Send email to all of Uberbob's friends saying Uberbob is trapped on a donut shaped island with no apparent way off.
Add computer to Thirdnotestrudel.
__________________
Xion

JCF Veteran

Joined: Dec 2002

Posts: 5,091

Xion is doing well so far

Sep 2, 2003, 02:21 PM
Xion is offline
ok.

Return to berry site_
L33tz4n: hack site, if possible
Analyze data for no berry.
__________________
Old Sep 2, 2003, 02:25 PM
Violet CLM
This message has been deleted by Violet CLM.
 

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On

Forum Jump

All times are GMT -8. The time now is 12:12 PM.