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"Faw, if you're invisible and can't speak, knock on the door," you say. No response.
L33tz4n has no spell points. I promise activating the bomb will blow you all up.
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DO NOT DO ANYTHING WITH THE BOMB!!!!! We want to live, Lem...

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Search for any "Disarm Bomb" spells.
Search for any "Hinge Breaking" spells.
Search for any "Destroy Enchanted Doors that are mean to you" spells.
Search for any "Dig a hole out a building that has Sux Magic Books and a bomb in it" spells.
If you don't find anything, sit in a "thinking man" positon until something useful pops into your head.
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You would get in the thinking man position, but Araches doesn't want you to take off your clothes.
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How well are the stones sealed together, and with what?
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Very well. Cement.
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Gnaw: Door
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Look around randomly and ask an invisible gremlin for help.
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No, I meant "sit in thinking man position with clothes on". Uberbob is not a stipper. I think.
Search for any spells that involve removing cement.
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You saw a "strengthen and repair cement" spell a while back.

The door has no place to start gnawing, so you sit in the thinking man position and stare at it.
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dig at the door with a book
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Er... that's physically impossible, I think.
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Search for spells that involve removing stones that make up a room that contains books on Sux Magic, a time bomb with two seconds left that has been stopped, a master of Sux Magic, a Sorceress, a Summoner, a Healer, a Ninja, some guy with one ear and wooden appendages, and a door with a nasty attitude.
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Feb 29, 2004, 06:27 PM
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Not at all.

Step One: Firmly hold a single book.
Step Two: Find a corner of the book.
Step Three: Place the Book Edge on the door.
Step Four: Applying a large amount of pressure, pull the book down.
Step Five: Repeat Step Four, only switching the direction of the book (i.e. Down< -- >Up)
Step Six: Repeat Step Five untill you see Daylight.
Step Seven: Repeat on another part of the door.
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The door is uninjured by your digging.
You look for a spell that involves removing stones that make up a room that contains books on Sux Magic, a time bomb with two seconds left that has been stopped, a master of Sux Magic, a Sorceress, a Summoner, a Healer, a Ninja, some guy with one ear and wooden appendages, and a door with a nasty attitude. Sadly, all you are able to find is a spell on removing stones that make up a room that contains books on Summoning Magic, a time bomb with two seconds left that has been stopped, a master of Sux Magic, a Sorceress, a Summoner, a Healer, a Ninja, some guy with one ear and wooden appendages, and a door with a nasty attitude.
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YOU FORGOT TO BOLD THE REPLY!
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What does it say about that spell?
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How to cast it. =P
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Well, how do you cast it?
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You master sux magic and type the "cast" command.
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What is the "cast" command?
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Search for a "remove enchanted door that has bad attitude and can't speak english" spell.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RSPSS FR
Does Blackraptor wear glasses?
No.
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Action: Look for useful summoning spells
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Have we found faw yet?
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You have not found Faw and have found no summoning spells.
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Use: Thirdnotescrapstrudel etc etc on Door

(earlier on, page two or so, when the thingy was just a scrapstrudel, you said it was indestructible, made of titanium)
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The thirdnote may be indestructable, but that doesn't mean any of you are strong enough to use it to break the door down.
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Search:Room:Cracks
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The room has no cracks. It is very well made and tastes like floor polish.
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Wait...If there are no cracks...HOW ARE WE BREATHING?


Glitch: Room
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A lack of cracks doesn't mean it's airtight. Random save time. Game saved!
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ohno.

Check: Spellbooks: Reverse Save
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Mar 1, 2004, 01:54 PM
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You don't find the spell. L33tz4n looks up from her book. "Is it just me, or are there no useful Sux Magic spells?" she asks.
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Say "Every spell has it's use...it just seems we haven't found the spell for our use."
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Control: Uberbob
Say: We found the "Freeze Timer" spell, didn't we?
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"Every spell has it's use...it just seems we haven't found the spell for our use. We found the 'Freeze Timer' spell, didn't we?" you say.
"Yeah," Araches replies, "but I somewhat doubt we'll find a use for 'melt screwdriver' or 'sulfur ward' anytime soon."
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What, do YOU have a screwdriver, Araches?

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"No, I don't have a screwdriver," she says.
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