Register FAQ Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read
Go Back   JazzJackrabbit Community Forums » Archived forums (closed for posting) » War Tavern

Just like back in the pre-Win3.1 days...

Radium Radium's Avatar

JCF Éminence Grise

Joined: Jul 2002

Posts: 12,275

Radium is an asset to this forum

Apr 19, 2004, 04:34 PM
Radium is offline
The door is very thick and made of metal. Not even a naturally capitalized object can penetrate it.
Risp_old Risp_old's Avatar

JCF Member

Joined: Mar 2003

Posts: 3,992

Risp_old is doing well so far

Apr 19, 2004, 04:37 PM
Risp_old is offline
Save.
Knock on door and say you are a repairman (or repairwomen, or repairNINJA, whichever seems right at the time)

Claim page. Use page on door.
__________________
<img src="http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/Ashton_JX/the_web/stupid_prize.gif" border="0" alt="The rodent thingy wasn't worthy.">
I would not want anyone having sex with my cocktail. ~ Radium
Radium Radium's Avatar

JCF Éminence Grise

Joined: Jul 2002

Posts: 12,275

Radium is an asset to this forum

Apr 19, 2004, 04:40 PM
Radium is offline
Game Saved.
You knock on the door and call in "I'm the repairwoman". There is no response.
Risp_old Risp_old's Avatar

JCF Member

Joined: Mar 2003

Posts: 3,992

Risp_old is doing well so far

Apr 19, 2004, 04:41 PM
Risp_old is offline
Scream at the right frequency to shatter the door.
__________________
<img src="http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/Ashton_JX/the_web/stupid_prize.gif" border="0" alt="The rodent thingy wasn't worthy.">
I would not want anyone having sex with my cocktail. ~ Radium
Radium Radium's Avatar

JCF Éminence Grise

Joined: Jul 2002

Posts: 12,275

Radium is an asset to this forum

Apr 19, 2004, 04:45 PM
Radium is offline
You can't reach that frequency. If you could, you would probably blow up your head or something fun like that.
Strato

JCF Member

Joined: Jan 2002

Posts: 2,588

Strato is doing well so far

Apr 19, 2004, 04:52 PM
Strato is offline
Go : East
Examine : Dial
if spinable = true
{
Spin : Dial
}
Radium Radium's Avatar

JCF Éminence Grise

Joined: Jul 2002

Posts: 12,275

Radium is an asset to this forum

Apr 19, 2004, 05:16 PM
Radium is offline
You return east. The rusted dial can't really be "spun", but it could possibly be turned with some work.
Strato

JCF Member

Joined: Jan 2002

Posts: 2,588

Strato is doing well so far

Apr 19, 2004, 05:17 PM
Strato is offline
Turn : Dial
Radium Radium's Avatar

JCF Éminence Grise

Joined: Jul 2002

Posts: 12,275

Radium is an asset to this forum

Apr 19, 2004, 06:45 PM
Radium is offline
Point dial in which direction?
Strato

JCF Member

Joined: Jan 2002

Posts: 2,588

Strato is doing well so far

Apr 19, 2004, 08:32 PM
Strato is offline
North
Radium Radium's Avatar

JCF Éminence Grise

Joined: Jul 2002

Posts: 12,275

Radium is an asset to this forum

Apr 20, 2004, 03:41 AM
Radium is offline
You turn the dial north. The lights in the west path go out.
Strato

JCF Member

Joined: Jan 2002

Posts: 2,588

Strato is doing well so far

Apr 20, 2004, 02:41 PM
Strato is offline
Turn Dial South
Radium Radium's Avatar

JCF Éminence Grise

Joined: Jul 2002

Posts: 12,275

Radium is an asset to this forum

Apr 20, 2004, 02:46 PM
Radium is offline
The lights in the south hallway charge up.
Strato

JCF Member

Joined: Jan 2002

Posts: 2,588

Strato is doing well so far

Apr 20, 2004, 02:52 PM
Strato is offline
Go : South
Radium Radium's Avatar

JCF Éminence Grise

Joined: Jul 2002

Posts: 12,275

Radium is an asset to this forum

Apr 20, 2004, 02:57 PM
Radium is offline
You walk down the south hallway, but are stopped dead in your tracks by a blast of heat. The room is filled with burning coals - it has to be some kind of furnace. Smoke comes from a vent on the west wall. You think you see a door at the end of the room, but the heat is too extreme to reach it.
Strato

JCF Member

Joined: Jan 2002

Posts: 2,588

Strato is doing well so far

Apr 20, 2004, 03:00 PM
Strato is offline
Turn Dial : East
Go : East
Radium Radium's Avatar

JCF Éminence Grise

Joined: Jul 2002

Posts: 12,275

Radium is an asset to this forum

Apr 20, 2004, 03:08 PM
Radium is offline
You return to the dial and turn it east. You walk down the east corridor until you reach a small room. There are doors on the north and south sides of the room - both slightly ajar. The string of lights goes through the south door, from behind which you again hear the hum of machinery. Though there are no lights going in the north door, you see a moving light coming from behind it.
Strato

JCF Member

Joined: Jan 2002

Posts: 2,588

Strato is doing well so far

Apr 20, 2004, 03:11 PM
Strato is offline
go : south
Radium Radium's Avatar

JCF Éminence Grise

Joined: Jul 2002

Posts: 12,275

Radium is an asset to this forum

Apr 20, 2004, 03:15 PM
Radium is offline
You walk through the south door. A large machine with no obvious controls is built against the west wall. Pieces of a human skeleton are on the ground here (notably with one finger bone in the electrical outlet). Judging from the ring of keys lying next to him, you'd say you found the repair man.
Strato

JCF Member

Joined: Jan 2002

Posts: 2,588

Strato is doing well so far

Apr 20, 2004, 03:17 PM
Strato is offline
Get : Keys
Save
Go : North
Examine Room
Go : South
Go : West
Go : West
Use : Keys : Locked Door
Radium Radium's Avatar

JCF Éminence Grise

Joined: Jul 2002

Posts: 12,275

Radium is an asset to this forum

Apr 20, 2004, 03:23 PM
Radium is offline
Forgot a north. Me add.

You take the ring of keys. Game saved.

You return north and walk through the northern door. The room is empty - except for a grayish-brown fox wearing a formal tux with two long, brown trenchcoats over it. "G'day n' g'mornin', m'gal!" ge exclaims, preforming a rather exaggerated bow.
Strato

JCF Member

Joined: Jan 2002

Posts: 2,588

Strato is doing well so far

Apr 20, 2004, 03:26 PM
Strato is offline
Bow
Talk : Fox : Ayup! Who be ye? Right Cheerio.

I'm sensing a conversation kinda like the time me and Rad spoke in 1337 for about 10 posts.
Xion

JCF Veteran

Joined: Dec 2002

Posts: 5,091

Xion is doing well so far

Apr 20, 2004, 03:30 PM
Xion is offline
hm?

Analyze: Fox
__________________
Xion

JCF Veteran

Joined: Dec 2002

Posts: 5,091

Xion is doing well so far

Apr 20, 2004, 03:36 PM
Xion is offline
Nono, strat.

I wonder if this is...
__________________
Radium Radium's Avatar

JCF Éminence Grise

Joined: Jul 2002

Posts: 12,275

Radium is an asset to this forum

Apr 20, 2004, 03:37 PM
Radium is offline
"Ayup!" you say in your lamest accent, bowing, "who be ye? Right Cheerio."
"M'name's Felipe Oliver Xei. Y'cn call me Fox fer short," he says. He tries to bow again, but stumbles over his two long coats. You can't help but notice that he's wearing a pear of winter mittens over his hands.
Strato

JCF Member

Joined: Jan 2002

Posts: 2,588

Strato is doing well so far

Apr 20, 2004, 03:38 PM
Strato is offline
Talk : So what brings ye 'round these parts?
Radium Radium's Avatar

JCF Éminence Grise

Joined: Jul 2002

Posts: 12,275

Radium is an asset to this forum

Apr 20, 2004, 03:43 PM
Radium is offline
"A merchant, I am," Fox begins, "I sells magic, in trade for items!" He pulls open his trenchcoats; parchments, scrolls, and small books are taped, pinned, or tied to every pocket. "And, if that don't do ye," he drops one of the coats back down, showing the variety or random trinkets of varying value hanging on the other coat, "e'also sells items, in trade fer magic!"
Strato

JCF Member

Joined: Jan 2002

Posts: 2,588

Strato is doing well so far

Apr 20, 2004, 03:46 PM
Strato is offline
"Right then, let meh see if I gots something for yah in m' pocket."
(inventory check)
"You 'cessful as a merchnt? Not looka like people come 'round 'ere much anymoore."
Radium Radium's Avatar

JCF Éminence Grise

Joined: Jul 2002

Posts: 12,275

Radium is an asset to this forum

Apr 20, 2004, 04:18 PM
Radium is offline
"Right then, let meh see if I gots something for yah in m' pocket," you say.

Spells:
Haste

Intentory:
-thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruitymanypagedla zerlightysuperflyingfullyclotheductscraptlegalfour seatsestrudelire
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Magic Mirror
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Sear's Exorcism Kit
-Ballista
-Gem
-Berry
-Leaves
-Wildflowers
-Fruits (2)
-CrazyT
-Spoon
-Ice Pick
-Photograph
-Vial of Middenite
-Katana
-NINJA Pants


Felipe's Black Market
Bringing you only the best spells at an insane exchange rate since sometime last Tuesday!


Trade items for spells (requires proper magic skill to learn):
-Curse (Enchantment, Lv1)
-Bless (Enchantment, Lv1)
-Haste (Enchantment, Lv1)
-Heal (Healing, Lv1)
-Magic Ray (Non-Elemental, Lv2)
-Enchant Doll (Doll, Lv2)
-Beast Call (Doll, Lv3)
-Firestorm (Non-Elemental, Lv3)
-Enchanted Rain (Healing, Lv3)
-Flight (Enchantment, Lv3)
-Banish (Summonging, Lv3)
-Mass Curse (Enchantment, Lv4)
-Soulshackle (Enchantment, Lv4)
-Legacy (Enchantment, Lv5)
-The Chaos Effect (Enchantment, Lv5)
-Terror (Enchantment, Lv5)
-Megawarp (Sux, Lv5)
-Implosion (Non-Elemental, Lv5)
-Clone (Summoning, Lv5)

Trade spells for items (spell will be lost):
-Sponge
-Butter Knife
-Tape
-Phoenix Down - Processed into fine power for maximum cheapness!
-Phoenix Tears - Now with less fat!
-Phoenix Feces - Freeze dried for storage!
-Oven Roasted Phoenix - The only part left!
-Fizbin of Misfortune
-Magic Pants
-Power Pants
-Wood Block
-White Mage (ground up and put in a bottle for storage =P)
-Lucky Spoon
-Enchanted Fork
-Perfectly Normal Knife


After you finish examining his warez, you ask "you 'cessful as a merchnt? Not looka like people come 'round 'ere much anymoore."
"Well," he says, "'m not usually down here. I wander around; NPC privelage."
Strato

JCF Member

Joined: Jan 2002

Posts: 2,588

Strato is doing well so far

Apr 20, 2004, 04:25 PM
Strato is offline
"Eh whut do the pheonix i'ems do?"
Trade : Haste : Pheonix Down
Radium Radium's Avatar

JCF Éminence Grise

Joined: Jul 2002

Posts: 12,275

Radium is an asset to this forum

Apr 20, 2004, 04:44 PM
Radium is offline
"Eh whut do the pheonix i'ems do?" you ask in your degrading accent.
"Well, phoenix down raises dead," Fox begins, "Phoenix tears can heal, phoenix feces probably has some use, n' phoenix meat is what y' do with the bird after it's been feathered."
You offer to trade your knowledge of Haste for the Phoenix Down. "A level one spell fr' Phoenix Down?" he asks, unsure, "Maybe, if it was a spell I didn't have, but I don't really see much incentive fr' me in ther'." He glances around, pulls out a bag of Doritos and starts snacking. The sight of food makes your stomach growl; it's been a good while since you've eaten anything.
Blackraptor Blackraptor's Avatar

JCF Member

Joined: Sep 2002

Posts: 3,702

Blackraptor is an asset to this forumBlackraptor is an asset to this forum

Apr 20, 2004, 04:54 PM
Blackraptor is offline
Pheonix down final fantasy rip off =(
__________________
Fear cuts deeper than swords
Radium Radium's Avatar

JCF Éminence Grise

Joined: Jul 2002

Posts: 12,275

Radium is an asset to this forum

Apr 20, 2004, 05:01 PM
Radium is offline
Blackraptor prehistoric rip off =(
Ekardnamal

JCF Member

Joined: Feb 2004

Posts: 264

Ekardnamal has disabled reputation

Apr 20, 2004, 05:03 PM
Ekardnamal is offline
Quote:
Originally Posted by Infinite Spaz
Trade : Haste : Pheonix Down
*points*
Radium Radium's Avatar

JCF Éminence Grise

Joined: Jul 2002

Posts: 12,275

Radium is an asset to this forum

Apr 20, 2004, 05:13 PM
Radium is offline
I already responded a few posts back.
Xion

JCF Veteran

Joined: Dec 2002

Posts: 5,091

Xion is doing well so far

Apr 20, 2004, 05:17 PM
Xion is offline
Can I get a detailed analysis of Fox?

(Specifically eye color? I'm just curious if this is...)
__________________
Radium Radium's Avatar

JCF Éminence Grise

Joined: Jul 2002

Posts: 12,275

Radium is an asset to this forum

Apr 20, 2004, 05:19 PM
Radium is offline
Fox is about six feet high. He wears a gray tuxito, two long coats, and a pair of mittens. His eyes are red.
Xion

JCF Veteran

Joined: Dec 2002

Posts: 5,091

Xion is doing well so far

Apr 20, 2004, 05:21 PM
Xion is offline
Darn. Oh well.


Anyways, Trade Gem for Phoenix Down?
__________________
Radium Radium's Avatar

JCF Éminence Grise

Joined: Jul 2002

Posts: 12,275

Radium is an asset to this forum

Apr 20, 2004, 05:22 PM
Radium is offline
You can not trade items for items.
 

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On

Forum Jump

All times are GMT -8. The time now is 09:06 PM.