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L33tz4n summons the MSN guy and pushes him between Furious and Wafflelord. Before Araches can finish casting Life Drain, Wafflelord has grabbed the MSN guy and potitioned him between the sorceress and himself. MSN guy has been lifedrained )=.
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You ordered the commands incorrectly! You should have had Furious grab the guy THEN have Araches cast lifedrain!

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Throw Page to Furious to use as a weapon
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RAH RAH RAH!!!
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Rah?
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*claims page in case Radium doesn't pay attention to Xion*

Have all in the party distract wafflelord so that Furious can attack!
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Be more specific. I can't do ALL the thinking for you.
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Uberbob: make himself as impossible to miss as possible, waving arms around, screaming at the top of his lungs, and jumping up and down.
Rest of party: follow suit.
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Have Uberbob try to juggle the bookmark of eternity!
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Party does the happy dance. Wafflelord turns in your direction. Furious charges. Wafflelord steps back a bit and Furious crashes into a wall.
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Find rocks, and throw them at Wafflelord. While Wafflelord is distracted/annoyed/angered with the party, That's Furious's chance to attack!
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Tell Furious to throw houses at Wafflelord!
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Throw wafflelord at wafflelord!
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Furious picks up a medium sized building and charges in Wafflelord's general direction. Just as he throws it, Wafflelord leaps into the air, landing on top of the smashed building. Wafflelord flips off the building and kicks Furious hard in the stomach, sending him flying backwards.

And no matter how many times Xion replies, I won't listen to him. Plz no spam.
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And no matter how many times Xion replies, I won't listen to him. Plz no spam.
I know Radium won't listen to me, but I am sure others will listen to my nonsensical kibitzing.
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Did someone say something? I thought I heard someone say something. I guess I was just imagining it.

Party: charge wafflelord, whacking him with whatever object comes to hand.
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The rest of the party charges. Wafflelord sighs, "stop trying to surprise me in my own mind," he says, and with a wave of his hand, a doorless, windowless building constructs itself around L33tz4n, and Araches, and you. Wafflelord then remembers that Xion is influencing you guys and turns the building into a cage.
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Ask Wafflelord "What number am I thinking of?".
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"Four," he replies. Everyone knows the answer is always four.
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say- ha! It was seven!
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"Right," says Wafflelord. He charges towards Furious.
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Check the cage. There may be something there.
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Slip through the bars. I've seen prisons where the bars are far enough apart for the trapped person to slip through, but they're stupid enough to stay inside.

If that doesn't work, ask why we started fighting in the first place.
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The bars are too tight to slip past. You ask Wafflelord why you started fighting. "Because I see you as a threat," he replies, "a threat to my power. And now I have you just where I need you."
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Have Furious use the lifedrained MSN guy as a weapon.
Have l33tz4n cast Summon Einstein.
Ask Einstein how to win the battle.
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Furious accidently crushes the MSN guy to dust in the fury of picking him up.

L33tz4n summons Einstein and asks his advice. "I adviez yoh ues maad battal tactics, ahnd for Pete's sake ues thaht monkayboe!" he says in Radium's poor impression of a German accent.
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"Why don't we just join forces?"
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"I need no forces," Wafflelord replies, "any others who help me, any as strong as me, are nothing more than threats."
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Have furious the monkeyboy destroy the cage!
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Furious advances towards the cage, but Wafflelord leaps in front of him and blocks his path.
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I know! Have Araches cast haste on wafflelord's right leg (but not the rest of him) and also have furious the monkeyboy attack wafflelord.
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Jan 8, 2004, 05:38 PM
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Hmmmmmm...

Analyze Ground
Analyze Bars
Analyze Top of the cage
Analyze Wafflelord
Inventory Check
Furious Check
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Haste is not specific enough to target only one body part.

Furious charges in Wafflelord's general direction. Wafflelord falls down and rolls over backwards, using his feet to flip Furious over him and into a wall.
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L33tz4n: Cast: Summon Battlebutterfly. Summon as many as possible, and have them attack/pester Wafflelord

Uberbob: Cast: Telekenesis: Nearest liftable rock. Smack Wafflelord with newly-floating rock.

Araches: Cast: Haste: Furious

Furious: Grab nearest object (preferably pointy and sharp) that can be used as a weapon. Attack Wafflelord.
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Have l33tz4n summon a rusty iron bat inside wafflelords head.
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Quote:
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Hmmmmmm...

Analyze Ground
Analyze Bars
Analyze Top of the cage
Analyze Wafflelord
Inventory Check
Furious Check
Try this, then I may be able to help you all.
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Ok, Xion. I give in.

Analyze everything.
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After summoning an MSN butterfly and Albert, L33tz4n does not have the energy to summon anything else. Uberbob, however, telekenesises a rock towards him. Wafflelord is out of range, though. And when Jay turned to Furious he became immune to magic.

Furious grabs a big chunk of concrete and swings it at Wafflelord. Wafflelord blocks it with a his robotic arm, shattering the large weapon.
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Wait, was that the concrete block or wafflelords arm that was shattered?

Use telekinesis on the cage to levitate it and trap wafflelord in it.
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Araches: Cast: Magic Dart: Wafflelord
Uberbob: Move levitated rock to cage, and attempt to destroy cage with rock.
Furious: Find some metal to use as a weapon. DDPLZTHX.
L33tz4n: Rest.
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Everything analasys...
The ground is dusty red in color, perhaps tinted by the blood red sunlight. It's made of concrete and badly damaged.
The bars are made of steel, and about four inches apart. They are perfectly straight as if newly manufactured.
The top of the cage consists of a large square steel plate. This also appears newly manufactured.
Wafflelord is powerful appearing, even though he appears to be around his 50s. His hair is long, drawn back, and white, and he is clad in loose black clothing and boots. He also wears a long tan cape, with a pattern that looks a bit like a waffle. At least 30% of his body appears to be robotic, noticeably his eye, arm, leg, and shoulder.
Inventory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Magic Mirror
-Bracelet

Furious's strength and defense stopped raising after his intelligence ran out, and still remain at 2000 each.
 

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