Nov 19, 2003, 06:00 PM | |
Varies. Closest to five days in game time. Uberbob can not cast Fysics Phalure because it's one of the more powerful combo spells... and he's an idiot.
Scholar Sam, being skilled in all forms of magic, notices that you are out of useless items to trade. "Tell you what," he says, "I'll offer you the Doll Magic skill you seek in trade for the Magic Map. You can have the map back if you do a little favor for me - I want Wafflelord defeated." Your party seems quite unconfident in your King-of-Thieves-defeating-abilities, and seem to be mouthing the words "don't accept it". The Magic Map is your only way of getting off the island, but you weren't leaving much anyway. |
Nov 19, 2003, 06:08 PM | |
Wait, would Uberbob be able to cast enchant weapon?
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Nov 19, 2003, 06:11 PM | |
That makes me feel better.
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Nov 19, 2003, 06:16 PM | |
Items for Trade:
-Frosted Flakes -Rope -Lord of the Rings DVD -Broken Lazer Light -Pandora's Shoe -Pandora's Can -Twenty-Four Leaf Clover -Bandana -Basketball -Pink Gumballs (10) Inventory: -Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire -Druid Robe -Pearldiver's Knife -Magic Map -Bookmark of Eternity -Magic Mirror |
Nov 19, 2003, 06:21 PM | |
That would leave Uberbob unarmed. And a broken lazer has no value. You look in the Magic Mirror and see youe reflection.
Scholar Sam offers the same deal about defeating Wafflelord, but offers to keep Foo insead of the Magic Map. |
Nov 19, 2003, 06:22 PM | |
Ah! Now there is something we don't really need. I will let Infinite decide.
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Nov 19, 2003, 06:27 PM | |
View: Foo's stats
EDIT- after looking myself, here is my conclusion- we could spare foo for a while. He has better hp and attack that Araches, but thats about it. He also uses the useless sux magic. I vote him the weakest link. Let Uberbob learn doll magic
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Nov 19, 2003, 06:29 PM | |
How is L33tz4n's laser doing?
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Nov 19, 2003, 06:31 PM | |
Rad said it is made of 'unobtanium' or something
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Nov 19, 2003, 06:42 PM | |
L33tz4n's lazer? Uhhh... um.... Wafflelord took it in the hotel lobby. Bwahahaha. And I don't recall Foo's stats, but they were cruddy anyway. I've decided to make spell descriptions all cryptic from now on so they seem more magical.
You give Foo to Scholar Sam. Using his l33t sing-along skillz, he teaches you Doll Magic! Uberbob's Spells: -Glitch: What can not exist, does not exist, but only a rare few can prove it. -Fysics Phalure (can't be cast yet): Sometimes the universe seems to be against you. Luckily, you're against it too. -Stoneskin: When we run into battle, the rocks we step on don't complain. Now we know why. -Enchant Weapon: Suddenly that pair of saftey scissors looks pretty dangerous -Telekenesis: Things often lie just out of our reach. If only our hands could reach as far as our mind. |
Nov 19, 2003, 06:44 PM | |
Err... you don't actually get any spells for doll magic? And you forgot doll ward.
EDIT- oh. Is telekinesis doll magic, or something?
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Nov 19, 2003, 06:47 PM | |
Ok. That makes sense. I really thought that doll magic was enchanting objects to become animate and thats it.
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Nov 19, 2003, 06:51 PM | |
Don't worry, I'm sure you'll enchant a doll or two later.
Uberbob's Spells: -Glitch: Causes impossible events to stop happening, takes 2 people. What can not exist, does not exist, but only a rare few can prove it. -Fysics Phalure: Uberbob is not yet powerful enough to cast this spell. Sometimes the universe seems to be against you. Luckily, you're against it too. -Stoneskin: Increases unit's defense. When we run into battle, the rocks we step on don't complain. Now we know why. -Enchant Weapon: Increases a weapon's speed, strength, ect. Takes a lot of MP, can only be cast once in a long time. Takes 4-8 hours to wear off. Suddenly that pair of saftey scissors looks pretty dangerous -Telekenesis: Moves inanimate objects. Requires line of sight, lifts approximately 10 lbs at most.Things often lie just out of our reach. If only our hands could reach as far as our mind. -Doll Ward: Prevents all Doll Magic spells. Nobody likes dead stuff that moves. |
Nov 19, 2003, 07:08 PM | |
Go out of Scholar Sam's. Look around for objects on the street. Check the names of the surrounding buildings.
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Nov 19, 2003, 07:18 PM | |
Jay's status:
-Species: Human -Intelligence: 95 -Strength: 20 -Defense: 20 -Magic: 0 Jay's status: -Species: Human -Intelligence: 90 -Strength: 30 -Defense: 30 -Magic: 0 Notice anything? I do.
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Nov 19, 2003, 07:26 PM | |
I think he is somehow devolving or turning into some uberstrong giant monkey.
Theoretically, since his intelligence will be set to 0, he will be out of control and hellishly hard to beat, sounds like some evil important boss, or something. (This should be an RPG GAME, not a thread, i'd so love to play this then)
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Nov 19, 2003, 07:42 PM | |
At least we still have some time left; it looks like Jay's intelligence is only decreasing by 5, and his strenght and defense are increasing by 10. He should go berserk at around 10 or 20 intelligence, or maybe lower/higher. I suggest with shoot him.
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Nov 20, 2003, 03:38 AM | |
You leave Scholar Sam's and return to New Ubersuperultramegatopiaorwhatever. There seems to be something going on down the street a bit, and you hear a scream.
Jay is starting to look a little more muscular than Faw... Jay's status: -Species: More or less Human -Intelligence: 85 -Strength: 50 -Defense: 50 -Magic: 0 Hmm... appears to be accelerating... |
Nov 20, 2003, 04:52 AM | |
Ugh, this might be a bad idea, but, ask Jay "Why is your power rising yet your intelligence falling? You aren't a human, are you?"
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Nov 20, 2003, 12:54 PM | |
Check it out and be prepared for combat (its probably wafflelord harassing someone or something)
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Nov 20, 2003, 01:08 PM | |
You and your party walk around the corner to find the source of the screaming. A group of bandits are trying to take a purse from an old lady, who has succesfully beaten one of the bandits to death with it. Your party draws their weapons and prepares for combat. (let's try the old system again)
Bandit Sorcerer attacks! Bandit Sorcerer attacks! Bandit Blademaster attacks! Bandit Mindseer attacks! Uberbob's Party: Uberbob: Doll mage, glitcher L33tz4n: Summoner, glitcher, hypnotist Fawriel: Healer, seer Araches: Battle mage, enchanter Shuriken: Enchanter Jay: Er Jay's eyes narrow and muscles buldge as the enemy surrounds you. Jay's status: -Species: More or less Human -Intelligence: 80 -Strength: 80 -Defense: 80 -Magic: 0 |
Nov 20, 2003, 01:14 PM | |
Uberbob: Attack Bandit Sorcerer(1st).
L33tz4n: Summon Water Elemental. Water Elemental: Attack Bandit Sorcerer (1st, or if 1st=dead then attack the Bandit Mind Seer) fawriel: If possible, forsee who is the strongest in the opposing party. Araches: Attack Bandit Mind Seer (or if Bandit Mindseer=dead, then attack Bandit Sorcerer #2) Shuriken: Attack Bandit Sorcerer #2, (or if dead, attack Bandit mind seer (or if dead, attack Bandit Blademaster) Jay: Attack Bandit Blademaster (or if dead, attack Band Sorcerer #2, or if dead attack a random opponent) Next time post more info on the combat then just the party, the opponents and the party's specialty, plz thnx. (No critisism/offence intended)
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