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Knock politely.
(And where did the wood come from?)
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That won't work rabidevilcat.

Control: Uberbob
Equip: Wings
Go: Down the raviene to gain cables
Grab cables
Go: Ledge with cables.
Glitch: Cables: Reason...How were they cut in the first place? With the dagger? They couldn't cut shoeleather.
--If Glitch=No
----Then: Try to tie the cables back to the poles.
------If: Cables = Attached
--------Then: Cross Raviene on cables.
------If Cables = Unattachable
--------Then: Grab nonbouyant plants
--------Tie plants together to create missing length for the cable
----------If: Plants attach to poles
------------Then: Cross.

If: None of the above works
--Then: Carry L33tz4n Across the ravene.

You did it in the snufuss lair, you can do it again.

Then:

Ask: L33tz4n: How do minions reproduce? (The burning question du jour.)

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Claim: Page
Control: Uberbob
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Quote:
it's only a few dosen feet
Silly Rad, dosen isn't a word.
Silly Xion, we are already across the ravine.
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Ask: L33tz4n: How do minions reproduce? (The burning question du jour.)
You know, I don't even think Tolkien went this deep when designing Middle Earth.

You knock on the door. Araches opens it. She actually seems quite pleased to see you flirting with someone who cares.


Party:
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-L33tz4n
-Araches

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-A bunch of stuff... I'll go look it up when it becomes important.
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Cast: Haste: party

That should help. XD
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Talk : Araches : Were is Faw?
Go : Faw
Talk : Faw : Faw, get over here!
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Apologize to Araches.
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You apologize to Araches, though she seems to be more concerned with other things at the moment. Mainly Faw, who's clinging onto a pillar refusing to let go until he sees that L33tz4n / Uberbob aren't planning to kill him.
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Talk : Faw : We are completly unarmed, I left the dagger back at the fort. We should prolly go get that.
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He doesn't believe you, and is expecting one of you will kill another as soon as he lets go.

This is strenuous work, I should get at least six free typos per page.
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I'm sorry but the typo police (me) can only allow 2 free typos, and a 50 cent coupon off of your next typo. As for faw yell Why would we have any desire to kill you?
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Glance at L33tz4n.
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I'm sorry but the typo police (me) can only allow 2 free typos, and a 50 cent coupon off of your next typo.
Three coupons and I'll be happy.

Fawriel is just being paranoid. I love how I'm inturpering him as such a manly, brave soul.

You look at L33tz4n. She's a tealish-blue reptilian creature, snake from the waist down, with eyes that would be solid white if not for her yellow contacts. She's wearing the Snufuss Skin cloak from a Snufuss (couldn't've guessed that on your own).
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2 coupons and thats final. As for faw I'll yell Whatever faw, we will just leave you here and take the car on a joy ride all by ourselves and padlock the door behind you leaving you trapped inside the Snufuss Lair.
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I'm pretty sure you weren't planning to bring him along anyway, just ask him to teleport you to the caverns.
...and that's not the best way to make him think you forgive him for anything he thinks he may have done.
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Sep 8, 2003, 03:32 PM
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Quote:
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I'm inturpering
Yep, inturpering indeed.
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Perhaps we should slap him. Very hard.
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Whee Argh.

Backhand faw. Very hard.
Only I'm allowed to mock rad's typos.
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You backhand Fawriel so hard he falls off the column. Fawriel has joined your party (that=easy)! Where to now?
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Control : Radium
Tell : Infinite Spaz : How to check to see who has posted the most on a thread.
Control : Party
Go : Pandora's Car
Talk : Radium : How close to dieing is this thread?
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Go to the Forum the thread is in and click on the number that shows how many posts've been made here.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Infinite Spaz, only reorganized
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Tell : Infinite Spaz : How to check to see who has posted the most on a thread.
Talk : Radium : How close to dieing is this thread?
Control : Party
Go : Pandora's Car
1.)Yay.
2.) Click on the reply count.
3.) Very, very far. In fact, I'd say it's still growing.
4.) Good job.
5.) You have Fawriel warp you to the Cyber Cafe (closest location). You walk from there through the illusion gate and to the iron gate. Uh oh, L33tz4n wants to know why there's a hole shaped like your body in the door. Perhaps you had best explain before Araches.


Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteductscraptstrudelire
-10 Noberries (#11 explains this quite well)
-Dagger (couldn't forget this!)
-Pandora's Shoe
-Pandora's Can
-Basketball
-Crystal... or was it the orb? I don't care, this one's better
-Chaos Cord
-Pandora's Car Keys
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (perhaps it's good you never ate this)
-Nowaffle

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...oh jeez, now I thought L337z4n would have figured it out on her on by the way we acted earlier.
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I expect she has and is just tormenting you.
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Ok lets try this

Talk : Araches : Leave us alone plz thnx.
Talk : L337z4n : Ok, now heres what happened. Like I said earlier we all tried the obvious things, but we were stumped. I heard you mumbling about the Body heat thing and I asked Araches what you meant...and...(mumble the rest of the story)
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"We wouldn't have managed to enter the gate without your help."
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You briefly dismiss Araches and turn to L33tz4n. "Ok, now here's what happened," you start, "like I said earlier we tried all the obvious things, but we were stumped. I heard you mumbling about the Body heat thing and I asked Araches what you meant...and..." you mumble the rest of the story. Though L33tz4n's eyes are quite large in (probably mock) surprise, so you add "We wouldn't have managed to enter the gate without your help." Fawriel seems to think the whole thing is quite hilarious.

Araches has rejoined your party thing or whatever.
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Thats a very very feeble attempt to make up.
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Thats a very very feeble attempt to make up.
Make up? Make up what? And feeble on who's part, insolent human?
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Sep 8, 2003, 04:29 PM
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My feet are cold.

Go : Pandora's Car
Analyze : Pandora's Car
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Sep 8, 2003, 04:30 PM
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I was commenting on what faw said 2 posts back.
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Sep 8, 2003, 04:36 PM
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Yah, yah, whatever.
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You enter to room containing Pandora's Car. It's quite an amazing car, open top, four seat, and pitch black with golden trim lining the edges. Climbing in over the door, you notice that there's a switch right of the steering wheel showing a car on one side, rocket on the other.
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Rad, how can I get my feet warmer?

Use : Pandora's Car keys : Pandora's Car
Look : Seats
(No traps or Michal Meyer clones)
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Araches can help, Infinite.

You put the keys in the car amd hear the V-256 (made possible through warp-matrix technology) engine roar up. As for the seats, they only contain one Michal Meyer clone.
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Put Clone into Trunk (assuming there is one). If there isn't a trunk, give Clone a Noberry.
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The clone does not wish to be trunkstuffed, and is attacking!
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Battle!
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Thwap Clone with Pandora's Shoe.
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You thwap the clone with the soggy shoe. Uninjured, he retaliates by slapping you with his OWN soggy Pandora's Shoe (well, you think she only had one?)!
 

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