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All Araches has are the clothes on her back.
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Does that mean I can still edit my posts?

Page claim in the name of Spot Place.

if rspss reads this he gets 3 cookies.

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Check Araches' species.
Carve words onto Citadel using Dagger.
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Araches is female. And a... er... *randomises* fox. You carve the phrase "Your all stupid" into the Citadel.
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Be happy since she doesn't own pants (according to you ... the narrator. )

EDIT: Whoa, was a little slow here, eh?
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Put down Dagger, attempt to kiss Araches.
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"Clothes on her back" is a sane, fool! It includes pants. And Araches does not wish to kiss you because she has no attraction to you.
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You ask Araches to marry you
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Gad, this thread has been hijacked!

I appear in this story for no apparent reason and thwack Faw, Arches, and UBERDOOD.
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I magicly appear in the story and backhand acid.
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As stated, Araches has no attraction to you. Ask Pic, he's the one that made up her sexuality. Acid and Spazzyman both appear and kill eachother before your very eyes with such power that they leave nothing behind.
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Takes the dagger and walks in circles until magicly enemies appear and a random encouter is initiated.
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This is an adventure game, not an RPG. Go... play FF for something.
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KABOO

I'm thinking of starting my own thread like this, this is too hijacked >_<
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"I'm sorry, Araches. I was possessed or something."
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I'm thinking of starting my own thread like this, this is too hijacked >_<
Do and my lawyers who don't oppose blood will make stuff happen.

You say "Sorry, Araches. I was posessed or something" and she forgives you. Faw returns from the hunt. He has caught the notorious runaway trout and an Admin named Piz. Your invintory:

Thirdnotestrudel (invintory)
Araches (party)
Faw (party)
Toothbrush (invintory)
Trout (invintory)
Citadel (structure)
Dagger (invintory)
Piz (invintory)
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Make Piz Party.
Offer Trout to Araches.
Ask Faw if he saw anything unusual.
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Die trout! I stab the trout with the daggar.

I ask piz if he has any special powers.
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You kill the trout, cook it, and share it with Araches. It's only a two-serving trout, so Faw eats Piz. Sry, no party member there. You ask Faw if he saw anything unusual, and he says he saw a temple thing in the middle of the island.
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I (as in the real me who happens to still be here) go off and investiagte the temple.
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Put Thirdnotestrudel on Fire used for cooking Trout.
Ask Faw if he lives on this island.
Throw Dagger at Inf. Spaz.
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The infinite power of the Sporkstrudel embound in the Thirdnotestrudel prevents it from burning, the trout is cooked with burning wood. You ask Faw if he lives on the island, and he replies "no". Even though Inf.Spaz is already dead, you kill him again, with such force nothing of him remains.
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Sit next to Araches.
Ask Faw how he came to be on Spinach Custard.
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Faw tells you that he came to be on Spinach Custard when the evil Blackraptor banished him to a far away land. And... well, this is far away.
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Rise up as a god
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Yawn.
Fall asleep on Araches.
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You try to rise up as god, but end up falling over and hurting yourself. You are tired, so you go to sleep (preferably in your citidel). No, you can't sleep with Araches, perv.
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Stalk into citadel.
Go to sleep on Box.
Transfer control to Araches.
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Araches is already asleep. You go to sleep on the box and smash it (ever seen a chinese carryout box? Those things are TINY). You have obtained: Smashed Box.
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You oppose blood, however, nothing happens. Maybe you should do something, since you're laying half asleep on a smashed box that smells vaugely like teriaki.
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You oppose blood, however, nothing happens. Maybe you should do something, since you're laying half asleep on a smashed box that smells vaugely like teriyaki.
Whee, I get to correct our local correcter. You've been getting stuff wrong a lot lately.
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It's the heat. I'll be correcting you to death once Fall's here.
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I promote the destruction of ozone.
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I promote the destruction of ozone.
What would you want more: Me to be smarter or the survival of your precious little "Ozone Layer"? Eh? EH? That's what I thought. Now get back on topic.
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<i>"This picture shows me that the gray bird man is just a bully and picks on smaller birds. Just because he has no friends and takes it out on others smaller than him to look good. I can see in the parrats eyes that it does however have a understanding of the gray bird man and is upset about getting cut."</i> - Speeza on cartoon birds.

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That WAS ontopic.
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What would you want more: Me to be smarter than you or the survival of your precious little "Ozone Layer"? Eh? EH? That's what I thought. Now get back on topic.
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