Most of you wonder who Fooruman is. A little history that BN did not mention in this interview is where the name came from. It takes off from Saruman, the wizard from the Lord of the Rings.


ßlänk Ñïñjà says:
get comfortable
ßlänk Ñïñjà says:
and let old BN tell you the tale.
ßlänk Ñïñjà says:
;p
ßlänk Ñïñjà says:
Fooruman was originally just a ripped image from Hocus Pocus.
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He had no character, no personality, and no name.
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One day, Spotty used this unnamed wizard in a Foo Race.
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I told him the race rocked, but really it sucked sucked sucked.
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I told him I was going to make a few changes.
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I gave the wizard the name Fooruman.
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Then, I added some cheap effects to the level
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to make it look like he was using ‘foo spells’.
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This is how Fooruman was originally created.
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We thought we would use him only in that race, race11,
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but the race was immensely popular.
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No one quite knows why, though.
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Anyway, about 17 Foo Races later, Fooruman was still popular.
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But a question came to peoples’ minds:
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How did Fooruman come into existance? How was Castle Foo built?
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Why was Fooruman Master Foo?
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So Spotty and I started work on a race trilogy called: Project Prequel.
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In this trilogy, players saw that originally Fooruman was a friendly, nice guy.
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He was building Castle Foo from the ground up.
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His ultimate goal in doing this was to overthrow the current Master Foo, SPOTTY, and to claim the title for himself.
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Players learned from this why Spotty was so opposed to Fooruman.
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But Fooruman’s efforts were in vain.
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He could not become Master Foo.

[»ŁÁb ŔáT kïĐ«] says:
Err, sir?
[»ŁÁb ŔáT kïĐ«] says:
I have a question ;p
ßlänk Ñïñjà says:
what
ßlänk Ñïñjà says:
;p

[»ŁÁb ŔáT kïĐ«] says:
What exactly IS a master foo?
[»ŁÁb ŔáT kïĐ«] says:
Please tell my viewers and I what this is.
[»ŁÁb ŔáT kïĐ«] says:
(we’ll be back shortly after these messages)
ßlänk Ñïñjà says:
a Master Foo was, at the time, the king of all foos. Everyone looked up to this fooish supreme ruler.

[»ŁÁb ŔáT kïĐ«] says:
And, what do you have to do to become a master foo, and what did Fooruman attempt?
[»ŁÁb ŔáT kïĐ«] says:
(Stup baby gap song plays in the background)
ßlänk Ñïñjà says:
To become master foo, you needed to prove you were the biggest foo alive.
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Fooruman attempted to make pathetic castles and learn the dark art of Foo Spells.
ßlänk Ñïñjà says:
Now, where was I?

[»ŁÁb ŔáT kïĐ«] says:
Fooruman’s efforts failing, sir.
[»ŁÁb ŔáT kïĐ«] says:
We now return to our presentation of BN LIVE : FOORUMAN UNCENSORED
ßlänk Ñïñjà says:
ah, yes.
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Now, as I was saying,
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Fooruman’s efforts to become Master Foo were in vain.
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He tried, sure, but Spotty was simply a bigger foo than him.
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Fooruman went mad.
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He attempted repeatedly to dethrone Spotty, using his Foo Magic.
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Each time he failed.
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But then, one day,
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Fooruman learned a new Foo Spell.
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The ‘killer’ spell.
[»ŁÁb ŔáT kïĐ«] says:
As seen in the foo races with the stairs?
ßlänk Ñïñjà says:
Indeed.
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It promised to drop crates full of dynamite onto Spotty’s head.
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So for weeks, months, years
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Fooruman planned
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his overthrowing of Spotty.
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One day, he finally did it.
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He hid behind Spotty one day, and simply used the spell.
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It was all over for Spotty; there was no way to escape.
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So, the nation presumed Spotty was dead.
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They elected Fooruman as Master Foo.

[»ŁÁb ŔáT kïĐ«] says:
Now, one question.
[»ŁÁb ŔáT kïĐ«] says:
What this Foo government a democratic government?
[»ŁÁb ŔáT kïĐ«] says:
Or, was it communist?
ßlänk Ñïñjà says:
It was actually a new form of government.
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ßlänk Ñïñjà says:
ack
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( brb )
[»ŁÁb ŔáT kïĐ«] says:
We will return after these messages.
ßlänk Ñïñjà says:
Back.
[»ŁÁb ŔáT kïĐ«] says:
IT’S THE ALL NEW FREAKY FRIDAY MOVIE
[»ŁÁb ŔáT kïĐ«] says:
(It’s twenty blocks mom!!!!)
[»ŁÁb ŔáT kïĐ«] says:
(Chinese fortune yada ya)
[»ŁÁb ŔáT kïĐ«] says:
(It’s a new Disney movie)
[»ŁÁb ŔáT kïĐ«] says:
(Opening soon)
[»ŁÁb ŔáT kïĐ«] says:
(PS: It sucks)
[»ŁÁb ŔáT kïĐ«] says:
NOW WE RETURN TO THE CLASSIC PRESENTATION OF FOORUMAN : UNCENSORED
[»ŁÁb ŔáT kïĐ«] says:
Welcome back. I’m LAb RaT kiD, and this is our guest speaker, Black Ninja.
[»ŁÁb ŔáT kïĐ«] says:
Let’s hear it for him and Fooruman.
[»ŁÁb ŔáT kïĐ«] says:
(yay)
ßlänk Ñïñjà says:
there is silence
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Well
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as I was saying
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…what was I saying?
[»ŁÁb ŔáT kïĐ«] says:
You were talking about the government.
[»ŁÁb ŔáT kïĐ«] says:
Please tell us about the government.
ßlänk Ñïñjà says:
Ah, yes.
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the Foocratic government was a form of Communism.
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The only difference was that
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the biggest foo was ruler, and what he said was law.
[»ŁÁb ŔáT kïĐ«] says:
Big.. as in size?
ßlänk Ñïñjà says:
in other words, the foo that was the most fooish.
[»ŁÁb ŔáT kïĐ«] says:
I see.
[»ŁÁb ŔáT kïĐ«] says:
Please, go on.
ßlänk Ñïñjà says:
That’s all about the government, really.
[»ŁÁb ŔáT kïĐ«] says:
Oh.
ßlänk Ñïñjà says:
Now, where was I in the story?
[»ŁÁb ŔáT kïĐ«] says:
Thank you for clearing that up.
[»ŁÁb ŔáT kïĐ«] says:
You just said that he was elected, I believe.
ßlänk Ñïñjà says:
Ah, yes.
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Spotty had died, or so all the people thought.
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Fooruman was elected, but was still mad.
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Insane, that is.
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Later,
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Fooruman found a rabbit named Black Ninja.
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This rabbit was obsessed with him…he would do ANYTHING to serve the Master Foo, Fooruman.
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Fooruman took him in and made him 2nd in command.
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That is the end of Fooruman’s tale, but not the end of this story.
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Spotty, of course, was not dead.
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He was suffering greatly, but lived.
[»ŁÁb ŔáT kïĐ«] says:
Now, what was Spotty? Was he a rabbit?
ßlänk Ñïñjà says:
Yes.
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Spotty was forced to live off the street, using a cardboard box for housing.
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One dark night, it was raining.
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Spotty was looking for shelter, when a mysterious being came to him.
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The creature said: My name is Unfooruman. I know all about what happened to you. I can help you.
[»ŁÁb ŔáT kïĐ«] says:
“Creature?” Explain.
ßlänk Ñïñjà says:
To this date it is uncertain exactly what Unfooruman was.
ßlänk Ñïñjà says:
Now, may I continue?
[»ŁÁb ŔáT kïĐ«] says:
Yes.
ßlänk Ñïñjà says:
So, as I was saying, Spotty met Unfooruman.
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Spotty asked him why he was against Fooruman so strongly.
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Unfooruman simply replied “That is why I was created.”
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Unfooruman took Spotty in and housed him in a strange place. To this date the location of the place is unknown.
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So, the two teamed up to overthrow Fooruman.
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That is the end of the tale for now.
[»ŁÁb ŔáT kïĐ«] says:
Will the story ever be completed?
ßlänk Ñïñjà says:
certainly.
[»ŁÁb ŔáT kïĐ«] says:
Thank you, and thank you to all our viewers for watching FOORUMAN : UNCENSORED.


[to be continued… some day]


Comments

Violet CLM on August 07, 2003 06:00

Have you considered… ummm… merging some lines? Or at the very least, bold tags to show when it switches between talking people?

I might add I’d expect someone like Fooruman to attempt to build his castle from the top down.

FQuist on August 08, 2003 06:00

Please add some mark up to this interview. It’s against the rules not to do that.

Lark on August 08, 2003 06:00

Yes, your Fquistness. All done.

<b>I am tired of typing this command ;p</b>

>CelL< on August 16, 2003 06:00

Sniff. How romantic.

Spotty on August 18, 2003 06:00

Even I learned something ;P.

BeckY on August 19, 2003 06:00

Uh….I will someday be the master foo >)

FQuist on September 13, 2003 06:00

Sorry, jj2 related interviews only.

Taz on September 22, 2003 06:00

I hate stories that stop on the most exciting (bleh) moment.

Cazz NP on October 25, 2003 06:00

ONE DAY I’LL KILL ALL FOOS! MUHAHAHAHAHA!

the real one Bjarni on November 02, 2003 06:00

Lábrátkïð or Łąζŗãťĸįð?

Sacrush on November 12, 2003 06:00

Weird interview!!!

snzspeed on April 23, 2004 06:00

weird interview indeed. ;P

the WINNER on January 30, 2005 10:47

This is JJ2 related. The foo races are jj2 levels.

DaPete10 on September 02, 2005 02:18

Fooruman\‘s name in Hocus Pocus is Terexin. See the \“Legends and Hints\” option in the main menu of HP if you don\‘t believe me.

Violet CLM on September 03, 2005 22:11

Terexin is Fooruman\‘s cousin. They just happen to use the same drawing. Trust us, we are (or at least I am) experts on Hocus Pocus.