Jazz Jackrabbit 2 Online

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. There. This deserves a Lot of h’s.
This is a four level single player (I’m pretty sure) pack using Carrotus and Castle2, though not Beach. (The first level is UUD1-1.j2l) Apparently Shellmond has captured Princess Ewa. (???)
The three carrotus levels (why not just make them into one? They’re fairly short..) have low eyecandy, but are kind of ok. I like the Castle2 one more, as it uses some interesting elements (you seem to have to defeat three bosses before you can continue), but there’s no next level setting. Oh well. It does say this is a demo. (In the readme that’s in english)
I think I’m missing something here. Great author’s description, by the way.

Hmmm…..I’ll start level by level

World 1-1 or so it is called

The start, it is very spaz biased, u MUST be spaz, i couldnt find any other way. Also, the eyecandy isnt very good, the destruct scenery blocks, well arent as good. The level is VERY short, no effort needed for victory. No food at all in ANY of these levels, and ammo very sparce, almost none

Next level named world 1-2
really short, i almost got stuck in several places, its also pointless, and im sorry to say but i didnt like it at all.
World 1-3
The shortest
Extremly bad eyecandy, bad tile use, no point in it again, nothing but only a few enemies amd one box of gems, thats all. Probably this is the worst

The castle one: Even though the best still it is bad, very bad. Horrible backround, bad tile placement pnce again, everything is sparce, VERY sparce and again probably spaz biased
The boss idea is creative, but this level isnt very good either, sorry
Overall: 3.47509
Rounded:3.5
No download reccomedation, sorry but keep practising, practise makes perfect ;P

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

No rating, ‘cause I frankly don’t want to DL this as it is a practical joke.

YEAH IT CONTAINS MUSIC AND I DONT LIEK IT BECAUSE THE LEVELS DONT AVE ENOUGH EYECANDY AND THE AMMO ARE BAD AND THE BAGRUND ARE BAD ALSO AND IT ISNT JAZZ FREINDLY AND THE LEEVLS AM TOO SMAL BTW WHO ARE DOKI DOKI PANIC AND THE LEVEL NAMES ARNT GOOD ADN THER AM TOO MUTS BOSSSED TATS TOO MUCH HARD!!!!!!!!111111111111BUT THERE ARE LESS ENOUGH ENEMEYS

BTW GOOD STORY

Stupid as JSZ Spaz. What should I say? Keep away from this!

BIG BARFOYAGE!