Jazz Jackrabbit 2 Online

i will l8ter review. but
if i fall i cant get up and ther ar manu bugs.
and dont call me Dx DC
just Ðx

ok….sorry DX….

Y4y, another SP release, its time to review:

FIRST IMPRESSIONS:okay, its a very short level, using caarotus tileset. Background is freaking ugly (no offence) and there are some tilebugs. Well, i have seen worse. but lets continue.

EYECANDY:
Hmm, there is not much eyecandy. Just basic tiles of carrotus, caves, some poles. That’s what i remember. Nothing awesome.And there are some tile bugs. Put more eyecandy on your levels. They will get better ratings.
PROS:Well, lets just say that there are worser levels. ;p
CONS: not much of eyecandy, only basic tiles.
RATING: 5/10

TILESET USE:
Okay, lets just say that tileset is rightly used. But, there are tile bugs. look at the background for a good example. Well, i think that this level has basic tileset use.. no more comments.
PROS: basic.
CONS:Tile bugs, pther annoying things.
RATING: 4.5/10

GAMEPLAY:
Well. Gameplay is ok.. but the level is too short. You just have to smash twwo trigger crates, and walk to the cave, soon, you will fall to small room, and you will encouter a schwartzen guard ( hopefully i spended that rgiht, ;p) and kill him. Make longer levels, they’re more fun to play. And gameplay is usually better on long levels. ;p
an ok gameplay,but it is still quite linear, and but could use work. by the way, when i played this and falled down, i noticed, that there were no instant death event in the bottom. the result is that jazz will just stay there, until you use an “JJFLY” code.
PROS:An ok gameplay..
CONS:Short, and linear
RATING: 4.7/5

PLACEMENT:
Okay. First of all, there are enemies, which are averagily placed, and there should be more of them, so level would be harder. ( it was too easy )
There are feew pickups, and there should be more of them too, ;p , so player would get sugar rush in your levels. Anyway, you shouldn’t overuse foods though. Food placement is fine.
Well, i saw no ammo, but level like this is beatable using just regular buttstomp. ;p
But, levels should have always some ammo.. so boss would be bit easier.
PROS:Well, atleast there are events.. ;p
CONS:no ammo, two pickups..
RATING 3/10

DIFFICULTY LEVEL:
Heh. Levels are way too easy. There should be much more enemies, so your levels would be more challenging. This was quite boring to play, since it was so easy ( after all )
PROS: hmm, atleast there is a boss.
CONS: Way too easy..
RATING: 2.7/10

ORIGINALITY:
Hmm, this level is quite original. Level used Epic carrotus set with carrotus music. Quite original. whatever.
PROS:well, quite original.. ;p
CONS:well,i cannot give a perfect score from originality.. ;p
RATING: 5.5/10

FUN FACTOR / REPLAY VALUE:
Hmm, this is extremely boring to play, and i wouldn’t play this again. If you’re really bored, and you want to see something new desperately then you should download this. Ofterwise you shouldn’t, since this is boring. no more comments.
PROS: N/A
CONS: N/A
RATING: N/A

CONCLUSION: .. quite bad, and boring level.. i cannot say more, you should make bigger levels, and put more eyecandy on them.. ;)
RANK: bad level
DOWNLOAD RECOMMEDATIO: no..
RATING:4.5

~The ChaiR (snooz) of [LS]

Well…It looks like your first level.
my 1st impression about this level was that I thought that this is somebody’s 1st level.

Background isn’t used correctly – that looks REALLY BAD!!! I can’t accept when people are using incorrectly such a simple to use tiles!!!

When I fall down (ofcourse on purpose to see what is placed there) I got stuck because there is nothing!!!!
In this place should be located some spikes or warp or maybe some secret passage full of goodies and food or whatever but not an empty space!!

Level is very short, level isn’t so bad – there are places located logically and even some parts of this level are nice.

Gameplay is a bit better then bad, there are no food or goodies , some places are empty and only somewhere are putted enemies.

You did lots of mistakes in your level, there are almost no eyecandy :(

It would be a 4.0 but because you used vulgar word I will give you 3.7

Come on guys and let’s not use vulgar words in here because very young children might be here and might downloading this stuff :)

I noticed many other bugs in this lvl from 3.7 -3.2

NOKA
[This review has been edited by NOKA]

omg dx do you care about a name :S

First that I’ll describe is that “Pumpkin Problems” is name of first mission in Worms Armageddon. Pretty ripped.
Now about the level:

***Default points : 6***

This isn’t any good. These tilebugs make me so angry when I see them, so that I quickly deleted this trash from my PC. They’re everywhere. Litenante_91, don’t you know that in 8th layer properties is box called “Textured BG”? No layer 7/6 eyecandy. (You wanna to bleed?)
—1,5 points deleted here.—

Next’s gameplay. You crash two crates, kill 7 enemies, get some ammo, be thrown into rollercoaster, and kill Schwarzenguard. (BTW, that thing what Tuffman said shocked me so much that 0,5 points goes to nowhere) And end of level. Tsk tsk.
—2 points removed here (including this word at end)

(…)Placement is just crappy. One Full Energy carrot some RF’s and if player’s lucky something can fall down of that baddies which are seven (not six as Lite written).
—1 point escaped from here—

And tileset use/music/other stuff that makes levels rox0r: I’ve seen hardly any. Level uses Carrottus (of course, Day), not Thermal. Thermal is so easy to get! And looks better. Music is obviously “carrotus.j2b”. And these somethingorother : Nope.
—1 point disappeared from here and probably will never back. Muahaha.—

Overall -> -> -> 6 – 1,5 – 2 – 1 – 1 = 0,5 rounded for 1.

And that moment where rabbit falls and can’t get up. This sux0red.

Rank for level : AAARGH!
Download reccomended(No, it was a joke :P)
[This review has been edited by Cooba]

“AAAAaaarrrggghhh, what a level”, I noticed, during the game. Let’s go see what kind of level that is. (PICKUP AND ENEMY PLACEMENT is now STUFF PLACEMENT.)

DESIGN
No design? Just a boss waiting behind some stuff? Miserable.
2/10

EYECANDY
This is also really horrible! The main background has done incorrectly and other layers besides layer 4, didn’t seem to be used. The layer four has at least some eyecandy, but it’s still poor. And I found a lot of tile-placing bugs.
2/10

ORIGINALITY
Well, this is your made, but the tileset is basic. But do you think that I would give an 8 just because it’s your made? No, I don’t judge in the ORIGINALITY-section only the tileset and the level-maker. There also have to be some, eh…It’s hard to explain, but just some kind of stuff. Example if there’s falls where is nothing at the down, isn’t original because the area is always empty. Well, by this case, this couldn’t even get 7. Cuz it even looks like it would be unfinished. It deserves maximum 5, but because music is also basic, only 4.
4/10

GAMEPLAY
The worst! There’s no gameplay here. There is places where you can fall down, and can’t get back. You don’t even die, because there’s nothing. And the level is just way too short. Well, I give a 2 anyways.
2/10

STUFF PLACEMENT
Still poor. There were so less stuff And enemies were in weird places. And what is a fat chick or a doggy dogg doing in carrotus?
2/10

+ OR – EXTRA POINTS

-1 No readme
-1 No difficulty settings
-1 The text in the end, when you’ve beaten the schwartzenguard(or how is it spelled), reads like this: Are you a turtle…or a (fish), Or something like that. It won’t give you any +. Sorry. The level’s filename also shows it again.

OVERALL: 9:5=1.8=1.7
LEVEL RANKING= Poor level
DOWNLOAD RECOMMENDATION: No, I even deleted the level immediately after testing it.

ENDING COMMENTS: Wow! For a long time I see again a sp-level like this. You’re not gonna receive high ratings by that way. You have to be more careful with the tiles, make longer ones, and put always something to under you. I don’t want to fall to the emptiness. It looks unfinished in that case. 9 points is a very small amount of points, since you also got alot of minus-points. It’s only about 20% about that what you could have got. And I think that others here overrated this a bit. Or then I have began to see always so good eyecandy and careful work, that this has been a really miserable thing in my eyes. You have to learn to making them better. Practice! Make levels for practice, but upload those levels, when you think that you’re in the top. Or how could I say that :). I think that I anyways should add a 0.3 to this rating, because it’s xmas, but that would be unfair. Eh, 0.3 more? Well, not this time.

-Superjazz was here[This review has been edited by Superjazz]

I saw the level’s average rating and I decided to read each review. Well, I need to agree with them. This level is now on my recycle bin. Wee. The level maker doesn’t seem to know that swearing is not allowed in here. I saw it in the filename and after killing the boss. The enemy placement is kinda sux. Fat chick and a dog aren’t carrotus stuff. And dragon on top of the pumpkin. Author probably didn’t test this level. You can jump right from the top pumpkin, break the trig crate and go to the boss.
BETATESTERS PLZTNXFUN. This level is more a beta of an average level. And yes, the TILE ERRORS. You made this level in 6 minutes or something? This level is face. Although filesize is suparsmall, if you are downloading it, stop it. Now. Or you are wasting your playtime for downloading this stupid piece of (fake trafton edit). And yes, wee. No next level. FUN >(

GAMEPLAY – - 4.6
If you used the shortcut mentioned earlier, this level is short. You fall down to emptiness if you try to fall. FUN WEE UNLAUGH.

EYECANDY – - 1.4
TILE ERRORS >OOOOO. The level is sux. If you are a foo to download this thing, you probably find out. The starting point is okay, but then it starts suxing. And the 0% light at the cave like thing. THE BACKGROUND TOO… SUX >(

ENEMY/AMMO PLACEMENT – - 5.7
I mixed the enemy placement and ammo placement sections because I mention them both in here. I hate the dragon on the top pumpkin. It is too hard to kill. Because there are only two RF +3 ammo and one +5 health carrot, the level doesn’t have enough. No food even. >(. 5.7

ORIGINALITY – - 2
It’s a basic carrotus level. Carrotus is overused. Music is the default carrotus music. What’s original then? Why 2? Because I rarely review stupid suxlevels. Ha.

AND HOW ABOUT THE ENDING?
It looks like a first level, which shouldn’t be uploaded. DO NOT UPLOAD FIRST LEVELS. ESPECIALLY IF THEY ARE PIECE OF (fake trafton edit number 2).
And the text at ending. “Are you a turtle… or a stupid (fake trafton edit 3)”

2.2 YAY YAY >O