Jazz Jackrabbit 2 Online

If you uploaded this at April 1st as an april fools joke, you would get a 10 from me. But this isn’t April 1st and not an april fools joke.

I won’t bother going into detail, since the eyecandy sucks, gameplay sucks, ammo placement is horrible, everything is worth a ONE. I’ll just describe the whole “level”.

You start in a 3×3 room, there’s a hole in the middle. It’s a little 1 tile wide pit. At the bottom, there’s a 15 seek ammo crate. And no way out. You’re basically supposed to fall in the little pit, get the seeks and continually shoot up for no reason. Except to reach the roast limit. I just don’t see the fun in this. The walls are very bland, and there’s actually a few really crappy made leaf animations! You used a 256×64 level (unresized =D) and the whole thing takes 6×34 tiles. This is something to be hosted on an april fools server. But not on real games. Never. DON’T. I will save the pain on you and rate this 1 and get a no download recommendation.

If you disagree with my rating, you’re either crazy, or you don’t know the fact that this is not an april fools level.

[Adjusted to use 1 as rating. Previous rating 0.1. ~Cooba]

I really like name on this level. Stupid. Because that says everything. I never saw any better, more saying name. Congratulations.
And I hardly DO recommend download, cause THIS is totally clear example how to DON’T do levels.
(Unsupported rating (0.1!!!!) removal. ~Violet)
If not supported, show me it in different way…

(You are not allowed to put a rating back when an administrator removes it because it’s not supported. Please give reasons for your low rating. -FQuist)

This is more than just some joke, this is an insult to every level that has been made. Every single one of the levels that should come through to this server should be at least worked on for less than a couple minutes. There are some levels here that took weeks, even months of planning and the creative process.

This isn’t a level at all. You start in a funnel on carratus, fall through to the bottom and encounter a rocket crate. Now, it’s not the worst thing in the world to have a small level. It’s not even the worst thing to have no baddies. But when a level is finished without MOVING, you know it deserves to be removed.

This is one of the saddest attempts at making a battle level.

eyecandey
We got a background and a couple of tiles making a one tile wide hole with some animations. That’s it. About 10 tiles were used.
1/10
Gameplay and flow
You drop down into a hole with a regenerating seeker box. you then sit there, look up, and keep firing. Lots of fun right?
1/10
Ammo Placement
There’s on regenerating box of ammo. Great.
1/10
Carrot Placement
NON
0/10

Final Score:3/40
Score: 1
Rank: Z
DR? No. This is so sad I can’t even say anything witty.