The Beach Megamix

Rating
6.7
Reviews:
10
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455
Date uploaded:
3 Jun 2006 at 18:38

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DanYjel & Luigi Elettrico (More uploads by DanYjel & Luigi Elettrico)
Type
Music
Credits
Alexander Brandon for original tune
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50%
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OMG OMG DON'T LOOK HERE.htm ZOMG ZOMG YOU DIDN'T LISTEN TO ME 0.60 kB 03 Jun 2006

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Well, our first collaboration is here. Beach re-arrangation in dance. And Diamondus. Have fun ;)

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User Reviews (Sort by Helpful Index or Date Posted) Average: 6.7

Not recommendedReview by Joseph Collins

Posted:
8 Jun 2006, 00:05 (edited 9 Jun 06, 00:53)
Turtle Goon (88 Points)
Number of reviews with ratings75 Featured reviews3 Average helpfulness62%
Rating
4.5

Introduction:
Weighing in at an astonishing and highly unnecessary 10MB, is this 7.5 minute goliath truly worth the time it took to collaborate? Find out…now!

Song Analysis:
Some sections of the song sound like “Beach Bunny!,” such as the third section around 3:24. Some sections sound original. Some other sections take from other Jazz Jackrabbit songs, such as “Diamondus”.
And then around 5:28, things really speed up to about 2.5 the song’s normal speed. Why? I don’t know. It doesn’t add a thing to the song.
Going back for a moment, the beginning of this song reminds me of some 80s music. Specifically “Rhythm of the Night” by Debarge. Kind’a fun memorabilia there, actually. Whether it was intentional or not, I’ll probably never know, but it sounds fairly good and helps make this song a bit of a walk away from being “Beach Bunny! Arranged”.
Unfortunately, that seems to be all this song really has going for it, other than the beat breakdowns which seperate the few sections of the song quite nicely.

Sample Analysis:
The original “Beach Bunny!” samples with some generic “dance drums” thrown in to give this mammoth some moves.

Final Analysis:
Well, I don’t know how long this seven-and-a-half piece of work took to make, but it sounds like some decent work went into it. Still, it’s pretty average, far larger than it needs to be(C’mon! Even Modules are only Internet MP3 quality! Was 192Kbps really necessary?), and druges on a bit, despite the attempts to keep it fresh all throughout.

Score: 4.8
“Man, I Feel Old Now” Points: -0.3
Total Score: 4.5

Recommendation?:
It’s kind of groovy, but listening to it more than once might not be a good idea. So…no.

Edit:
My math skills need work. Scoring fixed.

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The “Simon Cowell” of Jazz 2 Online‘s Music Scene… Joseph Collins
Dr Lithius” or “LithiuServer” on Jazz 2

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Review by CrimiClown

Posted:
8 Jun 2006, 21:18 (edited 11 Jun 06, 17:34)
Spaz Slackrabbit (125 Points)
Number of reviews with ratings48 Featured reviews12 Average helpfulness83%
Rating
6.5

Reviewing time!

First of all, I didn’t like the slow start. It took about a minute and a half before the actual song began, which is something I don’t like. After listening to the same part over and over with a little drum variation each time, you get to the actual Beach Melody, which is nicely done with those Carribean steeldrums. The melody makes you wanna dance, as it’s supposed to. Nicely done, overall, untill I came to that… ‘interesting’ part in the middle. Although it was a bit too complicated to be “Farmboy’s Hardcore”, it came close. The beat is kicked in as if it was a special weapon trying to demolish everything in the nearby surroundings. Eventually, the horror stops, leaving us with the original melody. It slowly builds down and the outro is just as slow and the intro. Not my style.

Nonetheless, I have promised to give this a review, and so I will. Not my taste, not worth my time. I’m very sorry, guys, but this is just one piece of music from you that I don’t like.

Score:
6.5

Download Recommendation:
N/A

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RecommendedReview by LittleFreak

Posted:
3 Jun 2006, 21:13
Bee Boy Swarm (33 Points)
Number of reviews with ratings21 Featured reviews3 Average helpfulness96%
Rating
9.0

Whoo! This rocks.

I recently listened to the medivo remix, and while it was a solid tune, it never really caught me. This beach/diamondus megamix did however. It’s very catchy, has awesome dance beats and I love the melody. Everything seems to fit perfectly this time, and the length is appropriate too.

Surely worth the download.

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Review by DanYjel & Luigi Elettrico

Posted:
4 Jun 2006, 17:21
CTF Bug (0 Points)
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N/A

Luigi E: Yes, it’s our first collab and we’re gonna make more megamixes at similar length and more than 2 songs in.

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Review by DanYjel

Posted:
8 Jun 2006, 20:19 (edited 9 Jun 06, 18:17 by Danyjel)
Jazz Jackrabbit (215 Points)
Number of reviews with ratings215 Featured reviews0 Average helpfulness44%
Rating
N/A

Thanks for review, LF and ratboy. (PA)

“Decent work” – giving a bad rating just because having different taste music than the author? What has the sociality…
(Personal attack removal, or some such, I lost track of the acronyms a while back. ~Violet)

N00b, that review gave me nothing, I will not change my genre just becaus Cowbell hates it… Understand?

kurwa n00b, what is electric flute?

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Review by Dr. Eggman

Posted:
8 Jun 2006, 20:38
CTF Bug (4 Points)
Number of reviews with ratings4 Featured reviews0 Average helpfulness50%
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N/A

The “Simon Cowell” of Jazz 2 Online’s Music Scene – zomg lol and rofl and many more… Did you make more than 2 songs for j2o? I don’t think so… I’m on DanYjel’s side: Dany, you’re right!!!

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Review by cooba

Posted:
8 Jun 2006, 20:41
Carrot Juice Addict (325 Points)
Number of reviews with ratings112 Featured reviews32 Average helpfulness85%
Rating
N/A

Saying that people suck because they have a different music taste than the author? What has the sociality degenerated into :(

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Review by n00b

Posted:
9 Jun 2006, 00:39 (edited 9 Jun 06, 17:49)
Spaz Slackrabbit (170 Points)
Number of reviews with ratings78 Featured reviews14 Average helpfulness83%
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N/A

Danyjel: Funny you be hippocritical yet again. You’re not going to change your genre, yet you expect others to. In your review of Aegis’ metal cover of Sluggion you said to replace the bass with an Electric Flute.

I don’t know how things are in A-hole land, but around here ELECTRIC FLUTE IS NOT METAL.

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Review by Blackraptor

Posted:
10 Jun 2006, 06:50
Way better than Aiko (862 Points)
Number of reviews with ratings464 Featured reviews35 Average helpfulness92%
Rating
N/A

i fully agree with noob

seriously, what the hell is an electric flute anyways? out of all my metal songs I have i dont think i have one with an electric flute, because what the fuck is that?

oh no i swore :(

otherwise, metal ftw.

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Not recommendedReview by itstheworm

Posted:
10 May 2019, 17:32 (edited 10 May 19, 17:33)
CTF Bug (1 Points)
Number of reviews with ratings1 Featured reviews0 Average helpfulness0
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N/A

Download link is dead… Can anyone re-upload?

[Don’t rate files you can’t download.]

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