Jazz Jackrabbit 2 Online

R3ptile · Nov 30, 2007, 04:55 AM

..when you beat the 2nd level of THE ULTIMATE TEST at the first try.

Cpp · Nov 30, 2007, 11:33 AM

You can never play JJ2 too much.

Pako · Dec 1, 2007, 05:47 AM

When you go to Africa and wonder where are the collectible bananas.

n00b · Dec 1, 2007, 07:01 AM

When you're afraid to go to the beach due to crab infestation

***Stijn*** · Dec 1, 2007, 07:09 AM

When you keep running into walls hoping to find a secret passage to a room full of food and TV's

Nonomu198 · Dec 1, 2007, 07:23 AM

When you train huge parrots to use a machine gun and be your bodyguards, killing all of your enemies that are dumb enough to get near you, but the parrots keep run when you are hit.

Superjazz · Dec 1, 2007, 11:02 AM

When you attempt to open boxes by buttstomping.

Birdie · Dec 1, 2007, 11:11 AM

When you play jj2.

SPAZ18 · Dec 1, 2007, 11:38 AM

When you try to run into walls and hope they break.

Caffne · Dec 1, 2007, 11:41 AM

When you get high after eating 100 snacks.

Vegito · Dec 1, 2007, 12:15 PM

When you try to sniff caterpillars to get dizzy.

Yasco · Dec 1, 2007, 04:32 PM

When you try to grab a cat's tail, hoping it will take you into the air.

CrimiClown · Dec 2, 2007, 01:54 PM

When you eat carrots.

...what?

DoubleGJ · Dec 2, 2007, 02:35 PM

When you attemp to break warning signs with flying kicks and uppercuts.

BattleSpaz · Dec 6, 2007, 06:59 AM

When you smash your keyboard to pieces when you die in JJ2.

Grytolle · Dec 6, 2007, 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BattleSpaz

When you smash your keyboard to pieces when you die in JJ2.

Purely fictive scenario.

Violet CLM · Dec 9, 2007, 02:57 PM

You look at pretty much anything of beauty, be it natural or anthropic, and consider how it could be made into a tile-set; what the basic 32x32 squares are, how many palette lines it would take, how many layers, what perspective would be appropriate, etc.

Speeza · Dec 9, 2007, 03:08 PM

when you start see rabbits running around on fileds and citys with guns.

KRSplat · Dec 9, 2007, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Speeza

when you start see rabbits running around on fileds and citys with guns.

No, I think that means you're insane.

Pako · Dec 10, 2007, 06:38 AM

When you complete the level "You can't shout in outer space" five times. With your feet. With closed eyes. And unlocking the secret ending.

Heretic Bunny · Dec 10, 2007, 02:01 PM

-When you are completely incapable of walking around objects or opening doors, thus forcing you to jump really high and get over them.

-When you join this forum

-When you get 'hurt' if someone touches you, no matter how amazingly harmless they seem.

Nonomu198 · Dec 10, 2007, 02:26 PM

1) When you make a "Save The Turtles" level, aginst Jazz Spazz and Lori's turtle hunt, then host it 24/7 on both TSF and 1.23, allweys online and making tours about the poor turtle sprites in the game, 9 hour long tours of course.

2) When you buy a rabbit and a turtle\bat\every other enemy in the game, give the rabbit a gun, connect the rabbit to a keyboard, and command it to kill the evil monster.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Heretic Bunny

-When you get 'hurt' if someone touches you, no matter how amazingly harmless they seem.

That means you have played too many ALMOST EVERY 2D ACTION GAME IN ZE WORLD.

Speeza · Dec 10, 2007, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRSplat

No, I think that means you're insane.

oh crap !

Violet CLM · Dec 10, 2007, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IconGuy

That means you have played too many ALMOST EVERY 2D ACTION GAME IN ZE WORLD.

Not including JJA!

PhAyzoN · Dec 16, 2007, 03:40 PM

when you and your friend attempt to wallclimb...

and succeed.

NovaStar · Dec 17, 2007, 12:51 AM

When you make threads like these >(

rionaam · Dec 17, 2007, 05:48 PM

When you READ (or even REPLY in) threads like these

Grytolle · Dec 18, 2007, 02:29 AM

That makes no sense, rionaam. If you played too much jj2, you wouldn't have time to reply here

Xobim · Dec 18, 2007, 04:16 AM

You know you've played JJ2 too much when you freeze if you touch an hourglass.

Pako · Dec 18, 2007, 05:08 AM

When you shower and wonder why the lights haven't gone out.

Nonomu198 · Dec 18, 2007, 08:43 AM

When you waer a backpack.

wait

Unhit · Dec 18, 2007, 03:01 PM

when you cant read your text in irc because your screen resolution is suddenly so high (!)

blurredd · Dec 18, 2007, 04:09 PM

When you prefix everything you type on IRC and MSN with an extra t.

Jimbob · Dec 18, 2007, 06:23 PM

(LOL I did that a few times, blame me

)
...when you have JJ2 open if you're viewing this thread. (D:)

Aeris · Dec 18, 2007, 06:43 PM

When you hear the number two and automatically think “Bouncers!”
That has happened to me...

Xobim · Dec 19, 2007, 08:12 AM

When you can shoot yourself upwards with a rocketlauncher.

Pako · 11:09 AM

When you try to jump over a cliff moving your feet in the place and then jumping, while shouting "GOLDEN JUMP, GOLDEN JUMP".

DoubleGJ · Dec 19, 2007, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pako

When you try to jump over a cliff moving your feet in the place and then jumping, while shouting "GOLDEN JUMP, GOLDEN JUMP".

that would look pretty awesome

Krinya · Jan 14, 2008, 03:23 AM

When you shout in a server: "YAY I KILLED AN ENEMY AND NOW JUST 998 MORE TO WIN!"

Grytolle · Jan 14, 2008, 06:23 AM

that means you've only gotten two petty roasts in a public server
i'd say that means you have played too little jj2

R3ptile Banned Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 3,885 Nov 30, 2007, 04:55 AM #1
You just know you've played JJ2 too much ..when you beat the 2nd level of THE ULTIMATE TEST at the first try.

Cpp JCF Member Joined: Mar 2001 Posts: 1,557 Nov 30, 2007, 11:33 AM #2
You can never play JJ2 too much. __________________ <a href="http://nmap.org/"><img border="0" alt="Nmap Security Scanner" src="http://images.insecure.org/nmap/images/prop/nmap_bnr_matrix_pfos.gif"/></a>

Pako JCF Member Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 949 Dec 1, 2007, 05:47 AM #3
When you go to Africa and wonder where are the collectible bananas. __________________ Stack Smash Now with 84% less fans

n00b JCF Veteran Joined: May 2004 Posts: 5,578 Dec 1, 2007, 07:01 AM #4
When you're afraid to go to the beach due to crab infestation

*Stijn* Ａｄｍｉｎｉｓｔｒａｔｏｒ Joined: Mar 2001 Posts: 6,968 Dec 1, 2007, 07:09 AM #5
When you keep running into walls hoping to find a secret passage to a room full of food and TV's

Superjazz JCF Member Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 976 Dec 1, 2007, 11:02 AM #7
When you attempt to open boxes by buttstomping. __________________ Find It Out SP: https://www.jazz2online.com/downloads/9371/find-it-out-single-player/ MP: http://www.jazz2online.com/J2Ov2/downloads/info.php?levelID=5021

Birdie JCF Member Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 1,796 Dec 1, 2007, 11:11 AM #8
When you play jj2. __________________

SPAZ18 JCF Member Joined: May 2006 Posts: 378 Dec 1, 2007, 11:38 AM #9
When you try to run into walls and hope they break. __________________ TEMPLE RAID - ASSAULT 30% COMPLETE ACTION STATION v2 - OUT NOW! SP4ZZ3R on servers My Uploads

Caffne JCF Member Joined: Nov 2007 Posts: 71 Dec 1, 2007, 11:41 AM #10
When you get high after eating 100 snacks. __________________ <span style="font-variant:small-caps;">things aint been the same since the blues walked into town.</span>

Vegito JCF Member Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 2,861 Dec 1, 2007, 12:15 PM #11
When you try to sniff caterpillars to get dizzy. __________________

DoubleGJ JCF Member Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 3,051 Dec 2, 2007, 02:35 PM #14
When you attemp to break warning signs with flying kicks and uppercuts. __________________ "So unless I overwrote my heart with yours, I think not. But I might have." - Violet CLM Two Games Joined releases: Control / Splinter (twin singles) \|\| Ballistic Bunny (EP) \|\| Beyond (maxi-single) \|\| Beyond: Remixed (remix EP) \|\| Inner Monsters OST (mini-album) \|\| Shadows (album)

Yasco JCF Member Joined: Apr 2004 Posts: 308 Dec 1, 2007, 04:32 PM #12
When you try to grab a cat's tail, hoping it will take you into the air. __________________ Sq is an asfaltrocker

CrimiClown JCF Member Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 4,888 Dec 2, 2007, 01:54 PM #13
When you eat carrots. ...what? __________________ buy shoes shoes for sale 50% discount on shoes shoes made in China look like real thing did I mention shoes?

BattleSpaz JCF Member Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 178 Dec 6, 2007, 06:59 AM #15
When you smash your keyboard to pieces when you die in JJ2.

Violet CLM JCF Éminence Grise Joined: Mar 2001 Posts: 11,090 Dec 9, 2007, 02:57 PM #17
Okay, this one is actually true. You look at pretty much anything of beauty, be it natural or anthropic, and consider how it could be made into a tile-set; what the basic 32x32 squares are, how many palette lines it would take, how many layers, what perspective would be appropriate, etc. __________________

Speeza JCF Member Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,628 Dec 9, 2007, 03:08 PM #18
when you start see rabbits running around on fileds and citys with guns. __________________ You like it when I talk bad about myself don't you cooba <3 The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing. Your friendly JCF Hillybilly DavidkazBest poster of 2010 ! [GpW]

Heretic Bunny JCF Member Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 204 Dec 10, 2007, 02:01 PM #21
-When you are completely incapable of walking around objects or opening doors, thus forcing you to jump really high and get over them. -When you join this forum -When you get 'hurt' if someone touches you, no matter how amazingly harmless they seem. __________________ Yeah...

PhAyzoN JCF Member Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 315 Dec 16, 2007, 03:40 PM #25
when you and your friend attempt to wallclimb... and succeed. __________________ Goodbye all! Ill occasionally drop by here, rarely find a server to join. For those interested, DL my lvls n stuff off J2O (dont remember how many, it wasnt alot). email/MSN me for my unreleased crap that im willing to give up.

NovaStar JCF Member Joined: Sep 2005 Posts: 1,791 Dec 17, 2007, 12:51 AM #26
When you make threads like these >( __________________ NOM

Grytolle JCF Member Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 4,126 Dec 18, 2007, 02:29 AM #28
That makes no sense, rionaam. If you played too much jj2, you wouldn't have time to reply here __________________ <center></center>

Xobim JCF Member Joined: May 2005 Posts: 2,454 Dec 18, 2007, 04:16 AM #29
You know you've played JJ2 too much when you freeze if you touch an hourglass. __________________ Earth Mantra, for all your ambient music needs.

Jazz Jackrabbit 2 Online

You just know you've played JJ2 too much

Unhit Pornocrat Joined: Nov 2001 Posts: 3,771 Dec 18, 2007, 03:01 PM #32
when you cant read your text in irc because your screen resolution is suddenly so high (!) __________________ <center>somebody holds the key</center>

Jimbob JCF Member Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 658 Dec 18, 2007, 06:23 PM #34
(LOL I did that a few times, blame me ) ...when you have JJ2 open if you're viewing this thread. (D:)

Aeris JCF Member Joined: Oct 2007 Posts: 14 Dec 18, 2007, 06:43 PM #35
When you hear the number two and automatically think “Bouncers!” That has happened to me... __________________ If houseplants could talk, they would scream. Constantly.

Krinya JCF Member Joined: Sep 2007 Posts: 24 Jan 14, 2008, 03:23 AM #39
When you shout in a server: "YAY I KILLED AN ENEMY AND NOW JUST 998 MORE TO WIN!" __________________ JJ2 Projects: JJ2 Movie 2 Project: SUSPENDED FOR A LONG TIME (23%)