I have developed what I call "Reg", aka "Random Epic Generator". This wonderful program uses 195 lines of error-filled code to randomly create an epic story nearly three paragraphs long. Constructed of obviously premade code pieces, and written entirely in Game Maker 5 (registered version!!!! I spend 15 dollars for you all!!), this program is guarenteed to provide at least four minutes of fun! Simply start the program, select where to save the file, spend forever looking for the file, and read the (-)ed story! Sorry, I would've written something good, but the new JCF color scheme is eating my brain.

http://www.foxmage.com/Reg.exe (~1.something mb. Not worth it)

Example:

Contrary to popular belief, nobody liked a suicidal maniac called 4IFalcon. 4I would've probably ruled the world by now, had he not he sold his left arm for a skateboard.
Seeking to conquer earth, 4I left to go find something. Heroicly, he traveled hundreds of miles upon his horse, Derby, until he was at the enemy castle's gates. A big statue of George Bush stood in his way. However, he suddenly came to the conclusion that he wasn't the one who killed the Romulans! So he left.

End.


I gotta go find something useful to do now.

Originally Posted by R.E.G.

Long, long ago, in a galaxy far, far away, there lived a fairly innocent bystander named Risp. Risp would've probably ruled the world by now, had he not he sold his left arm for a skateboard.
Cursed by an ancient mummy, Risp decided to go on an epic quest to find the legendary big pile of money. Ignoring the fact that this story is supposed to be exciting and adventerous, he took a bus. Alas, he couldn't turn the handle on the wooden door that stood in his way. But he got bored and left.

The end?

That was the first one I got. Creepy, huh?

Wow, that was like the first one I got, except a different name...

Ooh, a faw one, somewhat rare:
While the sun rose triumphantly to the east, there was a green ferret thing called Fawriel. Fawriel would've probably ruled the world by now, had he not he not gone into real estate.
Having been born in Canada, Fawriel decided he must return the ring to Mordor. Ignoring the fact that this story is supposed to be exciting and adventerous, he took a bus. Tragically, he wasn't l33t enough to pass the final gate. Finally, after he won a duel with Al Gore and was allowed to pass. Some climatic stuff happened and he lived happilly ever after.

End is a stupid word. Reall, look at it: 'end'


It'd be better if it just let you see the story in the window.

I couldn't get the text to wrap right in the window. Well, I probably could've, but I didn't feel like figuring it out.

reg.exe reg

Contrary to popular belief, there was a deadly assassin named Coppertop. Coppertop was fairly normal, except she had a second face on herforhead. Tired of the rise of communisim, Coppertop decided to go on an epic quest to find the legendary big pile of money. Ignoring the fact that this story is supposed to be exciting and adventerous, she took a bus. Only a giant iron gate stood inher way. After some consideration, she tried to bash it down with a bulldozer, but accidently ran over herself.

End.

HAHAHA. Tired of the rise of communisim, Coppertop decided to go on an epic quest to find the legendary big pile of money. hahaha

Gah! Treachery!

*stabs Strato*

Kaz's is the best. Because of a funny word called "funny". Funny, isn't it?

Originally Posted by Coppertop

Gah! Treachery!

*stabs Strato*

ow.

Originally Posted by Radium

I have developed what I call "Reg", aka "Random Epic Generator". This wonderful program uses 195 lines of error-filled code to randomly create an epic story nearly three paragraphs long. Constructed of obviously premade code pieces, and written entirely in Game Maker 5 (registered version!!!! I spend 15 dollars for you all!!), this program is guarenteed to provide at least four minutes of fun! Simply start the program, select where to save the file, spend forever looking for the file, and read the (-)ed story! Sorry, I would've written something good, but the new JCF color scheme is eating my brain.

http://www.foxmage.com/Reg.exe (~1.something mb. Not worth it)

Example:

Contrary to popular belief, nobody liked a suicidal maniac called 4IFalcon. 4I would've probably ruled the world by now, had he not he sold his left arm for a skateboard.
Seeking to conquer earth, 4I left to go find something. Heroicly, he traveled hundreds of miles upon his horse, Derby, until he was at the enemy castle's gates. A big statue of George Bush stood in his way. However, he suddenly came to the conclusion that he wasn't the one who killed the Romulans! So he left.

End.


I gotta go find something useful to do now.

Pwned.

And the program, it sucks. Every sentence is the same, only different. (Wow, that made me sound so cool!!!)

Originally Posted by Ninja

Pwned.

Half your corrections are wrong. If I felt like reuploading that program, I'd fix the errors. But I don't.

For a bonus point, find the error in the R.E.G. quote in my sig.

Originally Posted by Ninja

And the program, it sucks.

You get two cookies for being the first one to state the obvious!

in it is way

it's??? it is way???

Edit: BAGH! I got it first!

Unknown wins.

I didn't correct anything, Radium.