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The Future of the characters.

what do you peeps think would happen to the characters in 2 years after the violence had stopped and Devan being in an istitute for the criminally insane (or the like)

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Somehow I reckon Lori would get a load of cats...
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Jazz: Homeless
Spaz: Pimp
Lori: Prostitute

...what? It happens to most superheroes.
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Jazz would get hemorrhoids from spending too much time on the king's throne.
Spaz would end up with very often regular visits at the psychiatrist, trying to cure his hyperativity and bird-eating habits.
Lori would either live in the castle and be a total parasitic bum, or work as a nude model for adult magazines to afford her own apartament.

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Somehow I reckon Lori would get a load of cats...
This has got to be cutest predicted future of a fictional character I've ever heard.

You guys put Ninja 101 to shame! =<
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Jazz would probably get bored being prince/king/whatever after about five minutes and go start a massive galactic war just because.
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Sounds like the Jazz I know.

Spaz: He'd start an aviry

Lori: Playboy bunny, most definitely.
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Jazz will go insane and starts to dismantle the whole defence of Carottus and other planets. Spaz has to stop him, probably by killing him.

Lori will be at Spaz' side through the whole blood-stained battle.
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... maybe they just go to college.
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I presume thei're much older...
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"loyal retainer rabbit child"
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Jazz would go jousting...
spaz would probably overthrow the ministry of defense or something of the like...
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This has got to be cutest predicted future of a fictional character I've ever heard.

You guys put Ninja 101 to shame! =<
What do you mean by this?
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This has got to be cutest predicted future of a fictional character I've ever heard.

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I think he was implying that she would be creepy cat lady.
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Jazz: Gets a divorce with Eva, joins an intergalactic organization known as R.A.B.T. and flies around space on various missions, collecting stars and bananas. Is indoctrinated into the practice of wearing clothes.
Spaz: Never figures out the whole clothes thing, but becomes lazier and perhaps addicted to video games. Is occasionally helpful to Jazz but generally ceases to become a major world-saving force of the universe.
Lori: Disappears into oblivion, perhaps to return in an alternate reality as a character in Gene Catlow.
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I think he was implying that she would be creepy cat lady.
In that case, shame on all of you. =<
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No, it makes sense; she's already a crazy rabbit chick, creepy cat lady is just the next logical step. [Hence her appearance in Gene Catlow.]
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I wouldn't be suprised if one day I saw Lori and DrJones in the Jerry Springer show.
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I wouldn't be suprised if one day I saw Lori and DrJones in the Jerry Springer show.

Lori will get fed up with DrJones and will kill him...
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Hey, thats a good point; she's got enough firepower, and in TSF she shot innocent dogs and kittens.

What do you think will finally make her snap? I'll bet its when she's woken up for the third time in a row late at night having to explain to someone who's called that the 'Dr' part of his name isn't a medical qualification.
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Hey, thats a good point; she's got enough firepower, and in TSF she shot innocent dogs and kittens.

What do you think will finally make her snap? I'll bet its when she's woken up for the third time in a row late at night having to explain to someone who's called that the 'Dr' part of his name isn't a medical qualification.
I don't see Lori as a emotionally stable person. She'll probably lose it when she hears that Jazz or Spaz have died in a battle.
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There's a reason Lori's eyes are black, you know. They're BLACK AS HER SOUL. She strikes terror into the heart of even Devan Shell.
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Well, according to Noogy's character description, Lori's eyes are pink...
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Yes, but look at Lori's sprite in game.

Besides, pink eyes aren't natural, they're probbably contacts. [Yes, to cover the black pit of her soul]
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Hey, thats a good point; she's got enough firepower, and in TSF she shot innocent dogs and kittens.

What do you think will finally make her snap? I'll bet its when she's woken up for the third time in a row late at night having to explain to someone who's called that the 'Dr' part of his name isn't a medical qualification.
They are very mean kittens
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Black or pink eyes? I'm not sure which is scarier...
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Hey, thats a good point; she's got enough firepower, and in TSF she shot innocent dogs and kittens.

What do you think will finally make her snap? I'll bet its when she's woken up for the third time in a row late at night having to explain to someone who's called that the 'Dr' part of his name isn't a medical qualification.
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Black or pink eyes? I'm not sure which is scarier...
Well, black eyes can indicate drug usage. So when you see Lori with black eyes, you can say she's stoned. But what kind of drug could make ones eyes pink???
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According to the way Lori lives and reacts on the other Rabbits, she wouldn't be a drug user. But who knows, maybe she just didn't like her own eye color..
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That is the single funniest thing I've heard in this topic.

Drug use is so easy to hide it's almost farcical. I mean, dear lord my best [okay, third best] friend Josh has been an alcoholic and a canabis user for sixteen years and apart from family and a few friends, nobody knows. *No-one* found out about his meth addiction till it was almost too late.

You never know what pills Lori might be poppin. [And yes, there are drugs to make your eyes pink, anthocyanins they're called, but they're not very drug-like]
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Jazz: Gets a divorce with Eva, joins an intergalactic organization known as R.A.B.T. and flies around space on various missions, collecting stars and bananas. Is indoctrinated into the practice of wearing clothes.
Spaz: Never figures out the whole clothes thing, but becomes lazier and perhaps addicted to video games. Is occasionally helpful to Jazz but generally ceases to become a major world-saving force of the universe.
Lori: Disappears into oblivion, perhaps to return in an alternate reality as a character in Gene Catlow.
Someone have been playing Jazz Jackrabbit advance, has he?
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It seems only logical to post what happens to characters after JJ2 in a topic asking what happens to characters after JJ2. *shrugs*
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Jazz: Gets a divorce with Eva, joins an intergalactic organization known as R.A.B.T. and flies around space on various missions, collecting stars and bananas. Is indoctrinated into the practice of wearing clothes.
Spaz: Never figures out the whole clothes thing, but becomes lazier and perhaps addicted to video games. Is occasionally helpful to Jazz but generally ceases to become a major world-saving force of the universe.
Lori: Disappears into oblivion, perhaps to return in an alternate reality as a character in Gene Catlow.
Violet is exactly right.
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mor like violet is exactly WRONG >O
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Oddly enough I have a jar of methyl violet; i t is a dangerous poison, as well as an interesting dye.
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After JJ2, Devan has a nightmare where he dresses up in a Darth Vader suit and claims he is his own cousin's blah blah blah's former roomate and calls himself Dark Shell, before fighting Jazz, who is now part of an organisation called RABT.
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After all that there's only one thing to do.
Start a Metal band.
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Jazz gets princess, yey. goes on adventuring now and then.
Spaz and Lori goes "meh" and perhaps goes racing with the airboards for $$$ and carrots?
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Start a Swedish Metal band.
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They live on Carrotus, they don't have Sweden, Lapin.
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On the contrary; the country of Sweden, Carrotus is a small independent state with its own monarchy and judicial system. This makes in unique on Carrotus, the remainder of the planet being as it were, united under one monarchy. Sweden is a small country, less than 250 square miles in area, possibly explaining why it has been allowed to remain seperate for so long. It is renowned for its fishing industry and bands made of former heroes.
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4 years after the battles Lori descovered the delights of magic mushrooms...
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