Oct 5, 2006, 04:36 AM | |
The Future of the characters.
what do you peeps think would happen to the characters in 2 years after the violence had stopped and Devan being in an istitute for the criminally insane (or the like)
post here. Somehow I reckon Lori would get a load of cats...
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Oct 5, 2006, 05:07 AM | |
Jazz: Homeless
Spaz: Pimp Lori: Prostitute ...what? It happens to most superheroes. ![]() |
Oct 5, 2006, 05:29 AM | |
Jazz would get hemorrhoids from spending too much time on the king's throne.
Spaz would end up with very often regular visits at the psychiatrist, trying to cure his hyperativity and bird-eating habits. Lori would either live in the castle and be a total parasitic bum, or work as a nude model for adult magazines to afford her own apartament. ;P
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Oct 5, 2006, 05:32 AM | ||
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Oct 5, 2006, 05:55 AM | |
Jazz would probably get bored being prince/king/whatever after about five minutes and go start a massive galactic war just because.
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Oct 5, 2006, 06:10 AM | |
Sounds like the Jazz I know.
Spaz: He'd start an aviry Lori: Playboy bunny, most definitely.
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Oct 5, 2006, 08:24 AM | |
Jazz will go insane and starts to dismantle the whole defence of Carottus and other planets. Spaz has to stop him, probably by killing him.
Lori will be at Spaz' side through the whole blood-stained battle.
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Oct 5, 2006, 08:26 AM | |
... maybe they just go to college.
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Oct 5, 2006, 09:51 AM | |
I presume thei're much older...
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Oct 6, 2006, 04:16 AM | ||
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Oct 6, 2006, 06:36 AM | ||
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Oct 6, 2006, 09:03 AM | |
Jazz: Gets a divorce with Eva, joins an intergalactic organization known as R.A.B.T. and flies around space on various missions, collecting stars and bananas. Is indoctrinated into the practice of wearing clothes.
Spaz: Never figures out the whole clothes thing, but becomes lazier and perhaps addicted to video games. Is occasionally helpful to Jazz but generally ceases to become a major world-saving force of the universe. Lori: Disappears into oblivion, perhaps to return in an alternate reality as a character in Gene Catlow. |
Oct 6, 2006, 03:40 PM | |
No, it makes sense; she's already a crazy rabbit chick, creepy cat lady is just the next logical step. [Hence her appearance in Gene Catlow.]
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Oct 7, 2006, 06:46 AM | |
I wouldn't be suprised if one day I saw Lori and DrJones in the Jerry Springer show.
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Oct 7, 2006, 08:06 AM | ||
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Oct 7, 2006, 06:42 PM | |
Hey, thats a good point; she's got enough firepower, and in TSF she shot innocent dogs and kittens.
What do you think will finally make her snap? I'll bet its when she's woken up for the third time in a row late at night having to explain to someone who's called that the 'Dr' part of his name isn't a medical qualification.
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Oct 8, 2006, 03:43 AM | ||
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Oct 8, 2006, 08:48 PM | |
There's a reason Lori's eyes are black, you know. They're BLACK AS HER SOUL. She strikes terror into the heart of even Devan Shell.
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Oct 9, 2006, 09:55 AM | |
Well, according to Noogy's character description, Lori's eyes are pink...
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Oct 10, 2006, 03:03 AM | |
Yes, but look at Lori's sprite in game.
Besides, pink eyes aren't natural, they're probbably contacts. [Yes, to cover the black pit of her soul]
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Oct 10, 2006, 04:23 AM | ||
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Oct 11, 2006, 05:09 AM | |
That is the single funniest thing I've heard in this topic.
Drug use is so easy to hide it's almost farcical. I mean, dear lord my best [okay, third best] friend Josh has been an alcoholic and a canabis user for sixteen years and apart from family and a few friends, nobody knows. *No-one* found out about his meth addiction till it was almost too late. You never know what pills Lori might be poppin. [And yes, there are drugs to make your eyes pink, anthocyanins they're called, but they're not very drug-like]
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Oct 11, 2006, 05:28 AM | ||
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Oct 11, 2006, 05:05 PM | |
It seems only logical to post what happens to characters after JJ2 in a topic asking what happens to characters after JJ2. *shrugs*
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Oct 12, 2006, 12:37 AM | |
Oddly enough I have a jar of methyl violet; i t is a dangerous poison, as well as an interesting dye.
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Oct 12, 2006, 04:38 AM | |
After JJ2, Devan has a nightmare where he dresses up in a Darth Vader suit and claims he is his own cousin's blah blah blah's former roomate and calls himself Dark Shell, before fighting Jazz, who is now part of an organisation called RABT.
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Oct 12, 2006, 08:21 AM | |
After all that there's only one thing to do.
Start a Metal band. OR Jazz gets princess, yey. goes on adventuring now and then. Spaz and Lori goes "meh" and perhaps goes racing with the airboards for $$$ and carrots?
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Oct 13, 2006, 02:47 AM | |
On the contrary; the country of Sweden, Carrotus is a small independent state with its own monarchy and judicial system. This makes in unique on Carrotus, the remainder of the planet being as it were, united under one monarchy. Sweden is a small country, less than 250 square miles in area, possibly explaining why it has been allowed to remain seperate for so long. It is renowned for its fishing industry and bands made of former heroes.
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