This is a story on how i met almost every one of you. It will be like it happened except i am weaving it to sound more like a story . Anyway here is the introduction. Chapter one itself will be up tonight, i swear!

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Introduction

In the sky the sun was beginning to set and the moon began to rise as it always had over Carrotus Village. It was pleasantly silent on the streets, a pleasant change to some who found the hustle and bustle of the city too much. In the center of town lay the famous war tavern, where the stories of the greatest hero’s are told, one’s such as the fabled Dethman, Noogy and other greats that had passed through the Carrotus lands.

As usual the Tavern was the busiest place in town. From the outside you could see the light of many candles and the noises of Rabbits who had drank just a little to much carrot juice.

In the corner of the Tavern sat a single rabbit at a table for two. His fur was a dark color of blue. His headband and arm bracelets were all of the same color. All around the table were empty glasses of carrot juice. In the middle of the table sat the mysterious rabbits blaster, it’s ammo container was still full. His glance reassured everyone that it was not just for show.

Suddenly a group of 5 or 5 rabbits approached the table. They all pulled seats from neighboring tables. Slowly and quietly one of them spoke up “Hey what’s your name?”

“I’m Ax Man from the hybrids,” I whispered. I slowly took a drink from glass of Carrot Juice. “The hybrids have been dead for 10 years and everyone knows it” said another rabbit in a matter of fact tone of voice.

“Not to me, in my mind the hybrids still live on and I shall defend their honor to everyone who wishes to challenge it.” I replied. “What are your names anyway?”

Some of the rabbits looked to each other. Only one replied “I’m Bucky O’Hare. So tell us your story, that’s what this Tavern is for!”

“Ok but it will be a long story. It is one of friends, valor, war, bickering and things that are lost. Once you listen to this story you may never be the same…..”

At once all of the rabbits ears perked up and they moved their heads closer……

Ya Ax-man! groovy

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Chapter 1: In the beginning

In the beginning, there was no carrotus. The world consisted of a Carrotus Forest in the land of Saharaware. In those days, there was no devan, he was non-existent. All the rabbits knew was euphoric joy.

In those days even the legends were but young babes. Only the most experienced and the leaders could talk and have colored names. Most of us were illiterate and unable to talk. We were not as experienced as you are today. We didn’t run, we walked and our gun precision was horrible.

It was one fine rabbit that took me from the grounds of Carrotus Forest and taught me his ways. He took me in as his own son. His name was MerLiN leader of the MM Guild. He taught me how to color my name, to read and write. He drilled me and honed my fighting skills until I was among the masters.

Then the big day came, the first war I was to participate in. It was MM versus another guild of the same region. The war was to take place as a CTF type war game and I was asked to join MM on the attacking team. I was told by mErLiN to choose war colors instead of the pure green that was common among the village.

While waiting for mErLiN to come back I decided that I would dye my fur by myself. I went over to mErLiN’s private cabinet and took out a blue looking paint. Slowly I tipped the bucket over my head and I watched as my fur and headband slowly became blue.

The hour had finally arrived and I was ready to fight. MErLiN walked in with a sad look on his face. When I inquired what was wrong he told me that he had been asked to go the land of Fuh-Vesion. He told me that I would never be able to enter the realm of Fuh-Vesion without being asked. I watched as he left his hut and left Carrotus Forest. I waved goodbye and a tear fell down my cheek. I walked by towards the cabin that was once inhibited by my only friend. I fell onto his bed and pondered all that life had to ponder.

It's cool, keep it running!

Oh YaY, Axie. Finally

Eeee! *dances with anticipation*

`Ducky