Lemme recap:
@Risp: The Interceptor II can't get away; it's trying to break free. But it won't break free 'cuz you made something that's completely immune to my attacks. Thanks for forcing me to lose. Remind me to return the favor sometime. <---Sarcasm >=((((((
@Strato: I knew that ever since, well, since Majin Buu started busting heads. I think. It doesn't look like the cycle will stop anytime soon.
MY VERSION OF DBZ:
-It's peaceful and lovely.
-Suddenly, someone appears to cause trouble! OHNOZ!
-The bad guy(s) kill lots of people.
-The hero(es) appear to stop the bad guy(s), but fail miserably.
-The hero(es) train and become more powerful.
-The hero(es) fight the bad guy(s), but they get stronger too! OMB WE'RE GUNNA DYE!~~
-The earth explodes! Or something.
-The hero(es) fight the bad guy(s) in one last showdown.
-The hero(es) have to use the Dragonballs to tie up loose ends.
-The villain(s) die! The earth is saved! YAYAYAY!
-Peace returns. Then there's previews of the next saga or something. Bleh.
Still, its fun to watch.
@Xion: ASDFGHJKL:"[enter key] *brain implosion*
Well, it looks like I'm sporked. I think. Unless I make up some sort random event that saves my gluteus maximus(sp?)/Risp decides to give me a break/I remember some skill or conept of the galaxy that I've overlooked.
None of which seems likely. You guys might as well prepare L_G's funeral now.
...Unless you want to know the TRUTH...

No, this isn't impossible. While this monster can create new limbs at will, it is very buisy. Chances are if you destroy this limb (which is possible, since you can still shoot at the limbs and you have quite a bit of firepower to match your ego; I would never put you in an impossible fight unless you really ticked me off) and go away at a slower pace (the only reason it engaged you was because you were going so fast and fast targets pose a larger threat to it) it will not care about you enough to engage you. Then, you have two options- you can continue forward and have to go through several battles before you leave, or you can turn back and go towards the monster itself. If you choose the second option you will only have to do one battle and you will be able to leave without hinderance (in fact, the inhabitance of the galaxy would be gracious enough to repair and maybe improve your ship.)

This page is mine! All mine! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

Or, Shooting blind, I may be able to drop some assistance.

There's one problem: I can't use magic because that Mana trap of yours.

Jeanie finds 99 Complete Kits in the cargo hold.

Complete Kit- Restores all of a ship's HP.

Never mind. XD

The Interceptor II stops struggling. Jeanie orders a complete system shut down of everything except life support. The Interceptor II stops completely.

Just a thought: Is this creature anyway related to the Old Ones? (the monsters on the web game Arcana, on the WB website)
@Xion: By all means, do so. Just watch where you're aiming.

1. I am pretty sure you have some nonmagical weapons on the Interceptor II

2.You have to kill this limb first, you can't just go limb and expect it to forget about you.

3. Could you tell me what a Old One is like, and expecially what it's weaknesses are?

I don't know anthing about the Old Ones, except that they're mythical creatures. They appeared in an episode of the Justice League. Or something.

Jeanie fires the Ultima Cannon! Tenticle takes 17344 HP damage.
Beth fires the Firaga Cannon! Tenticle takes 9463 HP damage.
Steve fires the Blizzaga Cannon! Tenticle takes 10385 HP damage.

The tentacle lets go of the Interceptor II and points at it. It's tip shoots off, leaving a trail of black blood. The tip stabs into the Interceptor II, and it's blood splatters all along the Interceptor's hull. The tentacle used bloody drive!
The Interceptor II is now uncurably poisoned for 10000 damage a turn!

The tentacle grows back it's tip, and grabs the Interceptor II again.

So, this is not an old one.

Tentacle hp- 962808/1000000

"What did you just do?" Diesel asks. Xion, standing next to him with his fingertips in a portal, looks at Diesel.

"I hope I just helped somebody." Xion says, unsure about his action.

Xion, all spells in that galaxy are instantly negated. You cannot cast anything on the tentacle, or open portals to anywhere in that galaxy.

Fixed it.

*Plankton voice* Well, this stinks. */Plankton voice*

Jeanie fires the Ultima Cannon three times!
Tentacle takes 48567 HP damage.

The tentacle charges up...

Tentacle hp- 914241/1000000

Beth uses a Complete Kit! The Interceptor II's HP is fully restored.
Jeanie fires the Ultima Cannon twice!
Tentacle takes 27345 HP damage.

The tentacle burrows into the Interceptor II, and starts to pulsate. Out of the Interceptor II's storage bays items get sucked into the tentacle... The tentacle used leech!
The Interceptor lost 97 complete kits (it now only has two left)!

Tentacle HP- 886896/1000000

Nice move, did you get that idea from me?

No. I actually wanted to have a character or such that could steal items for a while. I just though enough was enough when L_G found 99 full heal items.

good call. At least when I find a huge cache of things I'm out of battle.

What I find interesting is how someone can not notice 99 repair kits capable of fully fixing a space ship. You would think they would be too large to not notice, or at least well marked.

Yeah.

See, if I "stumble" upon something in Gran Da Val, there's a reason. The Gran Da Val base is made of two towers along the southern coast, with my main residence in the western tower. The Eastern tower is mostly storage, and I have no clue what is all in it.

So don't be suprised if I come out with some crazy thing that you claim I never had, since I have a warehouse (literally) full of things I have no clue I had. For all I know, I may have a few more Lotus Maces in there. n.n

Wait, you can see anything happening anywhere else in any plane not protected from magic or planeswalking, yet you are unable to see what is in your own base?

Too much crammed together.

Jeanie and co. didn't know the kits were in there. Future L_G must've slipped them in when he was building the Interceptor II. If you're wondering how he found them, he came across a Pawn Shop in the Shadow Realm while he was building the ship that your monster has in it's grasp. Hope that clears things up.

Beth fires an Ultima Cannon shot at the thinnest part of the tentacle, blasting it into two parts. Tentacle takes 57932 HP damage.
The Helmsman flies the Interceptor II away from the beast, at a slow enough speed so that it won't detect it. I hope.

I'm back!

Cooba (not in past like you all are) standed up and looked at wonderful debris around him.

"Ow.. what a headache. I hate hangovers." - he said.

He spelt a little blob shield blob shield and flew away... to search for Risp... before Universe is Toast!

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After few minutes, Cooba fell to a planet in slowly collapsing universe. It was very steamy there. Blob vanished. Cooba hesitantly walked straight himself...

Maybe he will find something helpful. Maybe VERY helpful. I mean VERY HELPFUL. DID YOU HEAR ME???// V-E-R-Y H-E-L-P-F-U-L!!!!!!!!

Cooba:
HP: 1376/10000
MP: 12
Overdrive : 0%

I am not in past with you because I was unconscionsus while transporting. And stuff.

The tentacle's tip comes off. It continues to hold the Interceptor II, and regrows it's tip.

The tentacle is thinnest at it's tip, for obvious reasons.
Tentacle HP- 828964/1000000

@Cooba- You really need to hurry. You only have a few days left till the universe it destroyed, and the warp gate I used was destroyed. The only remaining warp gate that you would have a chance to use is the one that used to be under the control of the ancient evil, and that one is a galaxy away from you. In my base you would find a map to it...

I prepared something other. Maybe cheap, but Xion was way cheaper at some moments.

I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or as an insult.

@Risp: BLARG
@Xion: I think Cooba's just messing with you.
@Cooba: Where the SPORK have you been?! You missed a carpload of stuff.

The Interceptor II fires all it's weapons at once! Tentacle takes 143957 HP damage.
Jeanie sends and e-mail to Xion!

Xion-
My name is Jeanie, Second in Command of L_G's Yu-Gi-Oh Monster army. You probably don't know me, but thanks to a future version of L_G, we know stuff about the future. We need your assistance. Take your strongest, fastest ship, and travel to these coordinates: *insert current coordinates here*
We seriously need to get home. Seriously.

In dire need of help,
-Jeanie

Don't bother trying to intercept this message, Risp. It's on an Uber-Closed connection that I bet not even your Cyber-Lords know about.

Originally Posted by Lem_Gambino

@Cooba: Where the SPORK have you been?! You missed a carpload of stuff.

Below the debris that was left after Tangent's base.

BTW, what happened to him?

Hm... Interplanal mail.

A small white envelope appears on Xion's desktop. The only problem is that Xion's not paying attention. "Tia..." Xion says. Tia glances at Xion. "...Nevermind."

"What?" Tia says, approaching Xion. "What's wrong?"

"It's...It's nothing." Xion says. He begins to walk off.

eww.. Meanwhile...

The neverending path on 1337th steamy planet became boring right after few minutes. Temperature, linearness of path and... stuff made battle mage tired. But there's no nap - universe will soon screw up and disgrace fully. Cooba fighted the weakness a bit... and fell asleep.

After few hours, he awake by some strange sound nearby...

Here's a hint- a planeswalker entering the galaxy would really get the monster's attention. It would probably devote a lot of it's attention to such a target. This can be both a good and a bad thing. Also, it was able to intercept your message. Be glad it still does not know how dangerous you are.

The tentacle ripples and glows, and a burst of energy shoots out. The tentacle used duplicate damage!

The Interceptor II takes 143957 damage!

Tentacle HP- 685007/1000000

Xion returns to his computer, and notices the mail notification. "I have mail?" Xion says, curiously. He clicks it, and reads it. "Naturally and quickly increase the size of your...I don't wanna read this trash!" Xion presses the Delete Button, and destroys the message.

YARGHABLE1111111
@Cooba: L_G is in another dimension, currently getting the snot kicked out of him by a Tentacle monster.

Jeanie logs on to AIM!
DarkMagicGrrl: Xion, did you get my message??? It's me, Jeanie! WE. NEED. YOU. NOW. !!!!!!!!!!!.
Beth uses a Complete Kit! The Interceptor II's HP is fully restored.
Steve fires the Ultima Cannon! Tentacle takes 18493 HP damage.

@L_G: Knew that.

Cooba, interested what did that sound, went to the forest surrounding the stone path. Then, the wierd sound repeats. He looked at left... and.

Necro Slug attacks!
Cooba takes 221 damage!
Cooba runs away!

After a while, mage stopped. He knew that this slug-like thing will follow him... and he has lost Talisman of Mana somewhere... crap.

Cooba decided to go with that wicked path again.

Cooba:
Class: Battle Mage
HP : 1155/10000
MP : 12
Overdrive: 1%

Spells:
Water/Watera
Weakness/Weaknea/Weaknegga (earth spell)
Immunity/Immuna (fire spell)
Accuracius - Maximize the accuracy skills. MP cost : 20 (air spell)
Killing Spree - Double power of face-to-face fights. MP cost : 25 Not yet learned (fire spell)
Rampaggia - Double power of face-to-face fights and double speed. MP cost : 40 Requires K. Spree to be learned. (fire spell)
BigFreakin'Guy1 - Not yet learned (non-elemental)
BigFreakin'Guy2 - Not yet learned (non-elemental)
BigFreakin'Guy3 - Not yet learned (non-elemental)
Raging Inferno(Overdrive) - The flaming (not flametags, darnit) meteors falls to ground and explodes. Allies can be also hurted. MP cost : 35 (fire spell)
Bubble Armor(Overdrive) - Any spell get bounced to dude that spelled it. MP cost : 30 (water spell)

And:

Heckish Headache - Throws a big energy orb which explodes at target's head. Then the little energy chunks that come after explosion, stops nearby target's head and starts to burn it with thunders. Causes big damge, higher to a half when overdrive. Casts also Weaknegga, HyperSlow and removes most of target's helpful spells (when they were casted). MP cost : 75. Able to cast only when Heckish Wand equipped. (ground spell)

FranQuipmentEquipment:
-Massive Crossbow
-30 arrows
-Iron Helmet
-Rib's Cage (equipped)
-Helmet of Judgement (equipped)
-Ring of Evilness
-Heckish Wand (equipped)

My back will be evil. More evil than Risp himself.

The tentacle is an easy fight, since you have all that amazing weaponry and plot device moves at your disposal, plus your 'speed allows me to do anything easily' attitude. It just has a lot of HP. If you fight any more I should remember to make their HP lower. To be nice I will make this one's HP lower also.

The tentacle charges up.

Tentacle HP- 185007/500000

A window pops up on Xion's screen with Jeanie's message.

XIllusion: Who is this?

@Risp: You've got a point there. But since you hate plot devices so much, I don't use them very often. But what the heck.

Beth fires the Ultima Cannon twice! Tentacle takes 38274 HP damage.
Through his intensive research, Jeff upgrades the Noshield to Yesshield!

Yesshield- When activated, it takes the damage from the attack/spell/whatever and hits the target for half of the damage the user took. Only lasts one turn. MP: 10% of attack damage.

Jeff activates the Yesshield!

Jeanie uploads a .MOV file of the fight (with awesome high-speed internet connection) and it plays inside Xion's head through the chip in his ear. "Hope that helps." says Jeanie over the computer. "Uploading coordinates now..."

Jeanie gave the Interceptor II's coordinates to Xion!

The tentacle burrows it's tip into the Interceptor II.

Tentacle HP- 146733/500000

I wonder what's the second form of tentacle. I don't believe that there's not any.

@Cooba: I bet that after this tentacle is gone, the monster will take some time to grow another one.

In other news, I must take some time off this weekend to do homework. *punches a hole through the wall* Later.