Jazz Jackrabbit 2 Online

n00b · Feb 12, 2006, 04:31 PM

You rock UF. I wish I had a mac to get that hoax done.

ShadeJackrabbit · Feb 12, 2006, 05:11 PM

Who says that's a mac? Windows can be setup to look like that.
*pauses for dramatic evil effect*
Or maybe not.

UNKNOWNFILE · Feb 12, 2006, 05:42 PM

Note the buttons. On a real mac, they go red-yellow-green, not yellow-green-red.

n00b · Feb 13, 2006, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZAPPER

Who says that's a mac? Windows can be setup to look like that.

Mac does not automatically mean just the computer.

Jerrythabest · Feb 13, 2006, 10:52 AM

hmm someone should make a hoax about mac JJ2 not lacking triggers

Sonyk · Feb 13, 2006, 11:07 AM

It doesn't lack triggers. There are just some animation bugs in multiplayer games when you join as the client.

Jerrythabest · Feb 13, 2006, 11:57 AM

then where that animation bug doesnt appear.

cooba · 01:46 AM

HEY HEY HEY

A fairly decent one, featuring level 3 powerups, Team Battle, diagonal shooting (kind of old but always nice) and the (nonexistant) Iceberg tileset

. Done mostly in Photoshop 7 (with P4ul's help) and then I got annoyed and used Paint for the HUD for the sake of nostalgia/convenience.

Also it apparently turns out this is my 15th hoax. Whee yay.

Erik · Aug 5, 2006, 01:33 PM

Whee, Dethman.

minmay · Aug 5, 2006, 01:36 PM

Awesomeness, but was it necessary to revive this thread?

Ðx · Aug 5, 2006, 01:37 PM

Wow!

Pako · Aug 5, 2006, 02:19 PM

Cool. I like the Wormish message for drowning.

Sonyk · Aug 5, 2006, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by minmay

Awesomeness, but was it necessary to revive this thread?

IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO POST IN AN EXISTING THREAD THAN TO START A NEW ONE.

Risp_old · Aug 5, 2006, 05:13 PM

Rule number two is that if you post in an old thread people flame you for thread necromancy.

Jerrythabest · Aug 6, 2006, 11:44 PM

then I'm breaking rule number 2; I'm going to say I really like it instead of flaming

I really like it!

n00b · Aug 7, 2006, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by minmay

Awesomeness, but was it necessary to revive this thread?

I thought everyone knew that if you revive a thread with a proper reply to continue the discussion and not something like "LOL OLD THREAD OMG" it was acceptable.

minmay · Aug 7, 2006, 04:49 PM

It is, but when you revive a thread, whoever says that first gets ten points!

***Stijn*** · Aug 7, 2006, 05:33 PM

IT WAS OKAY TO REVIVE THIS THREAD LIKE THAT DISCUSSION CLOSED FURTHER POSTS ABOUT REVIVALS WILL GET THEIR AUTHORS BANNED FOREVER

Jerrythabest · Aug 7, 2006, 11:54 PM

ZOMG

now, what does that level 3 bouncer powerup do?

minmay · Aug 8, 2006, 07:30 AM

~~somebody didn't get enough sleep last night~~

It likely does 3 points of damage, and maybe falls even faster than the level 2.

Jerrythabest · Aug 8, 2006, 09:07 AM

then I don't like it.. 3 is just too much! and level 2 bouncers fall down fast enaugh already :P

Fawriel · Aug 8, 2006, 09:23 AM

There'd have to be ways to increase one's own health beyond 5 hearts, then.

P¼ul · Aug 8, 2006, 09:32 AM

cooba told me the 3rd level bouncer would bounce around longer and explode like an RF when it'd hit a living target... no 3 damage madness for you

Jerrythabest · Aug 8, 2006, 09:43 AM

sounds better

Ragnarok! · Aug 16, 2006, 01:26 PM

Just to revive this wonderful thread, even though I can't make a hoax, why dont you picture this as a hoax?

http://www.jazz2online.com/J2Ov2/pic...pictureID=1058

It's so sexy

minmay · Aug 16, 2006, 02:49 PM

That is the creepiest facial expression in the world.

Jerrythabest · Aug 17, 2006, 06:10 AM

sshhh we should say it's a hoax

funny face man

Jimbob · 05:41 PM

It's my turn:

This hoax probly isn't a really good one, because it's my first.

n00b · Sep 4, 2006, 04:09 PM

Ok, so you're playing Co-op online with JSD'd hearts.

The hoax is the spaz head isn't working correctly?
BRILLIANT.

Jimbob · 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by n00b

Ok, so you're playing Co-op online with JSD'd hearts.

The hoax is the spaz head isn't working correctly?
BRILLIANT.

And the points aren't showing.

n00b · Sep 5, 2006, 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by n00b

Ok, so you're playing Co-op online with JSD'd hearts and font.

The hoax is the spaz head isn't working correctly?
BRILLIANT.

Quite right, added correction.

Jimbob · 02:22 PM

I felt like it.
The next one is quite funny, but that's what i think.
Well, Here Goes:

And yes, I did do this with Controller.

Sonyk · Sep 5, 2006, 03:57 PM

It's not really a hoax if you actually did it/can do it.

Jimbob · Sep 5, 2006, 04:45 PM

Jackle, Notice how i had different names on the player list and i had Jimbob on my character.

n00b · Sep 5, 2006, 04:56 PM

That's happened to me online lots of times.

Jimbob · Sep 5, 2006, 05:29 PM

i used controller and paint tho

Sonyk · Sep 5, 2006, 05:36 PM

Doesn't change the fact that it's not a good hoax. We're not trying to discriminate against you or anything, just encouraging you to try something more creative next time.

Jimbob · Sep 5, 2006, 05:56 PM

I just made another Red/Blue Score hoax.

Birdie · Sep 5, 2006, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbob

I just made another Red/Blue Score hoax.

...You can do that normaly aswell.

cooba · Sep 6, 2006, 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbob

i used controller and paint tho

The "tho" is SO out of place there.

n00b JCF Veteran Joined: May 2004 Posts: 5,578 Feb 12, 2006, 04:31 PM #521
You rock UF. I wish I had a mac to get that hoax done.

ShadeJackrabbit JCF Member Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 1,342 Feb 12, 2006, 05:11 PM #522
Who says that's a mac? Windows can be setup to look like that. pauses for dramatic evil effect Or maybe not. __________________ Stop talking sense, this is an internet argument. ~Doubble Dutch

UNKNOWNFILE JCF Member Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 1,146 Feb 12, 2006, 05:42 PM #523
Note the buttons. On a real mac, they go red-yellow-green, not yellow-green-red. __________________ I'm sick and tired of this community. So goodbye. PS: Unreal > JJ2.

Jerrythabest JCF Member Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 2,602 Feb 13, 2006, 10:52 AM #525
hmm someone should make a hoax about mac JJ2 not lacking triggers __________________

Sonyk JCF Member Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 2,409 Feb 13, 2006, 11:07 AM #526
It doesn't lack triggers. There are just some animation bugs in multiplayer games when you join as the client.

Erik JCF Member Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 1,304 Aug 5, 2006, 01:33 PM #529
Whee, Dethman.

minmay JCF Member Joined: Aug 2002 Posts: 1,186 Aug 5, 2006, 01:36 PM #530
Awesomeness, but was it necessary to revive this thread?

Ðx JCF Member Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 890 Aug 5, 2006, 01:37 PM #531
Wow! __________________ I eat people.

Pako JCF Member Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 949 Aug 5, 2006, 02:19 PM #532
Cool. I like the Wormish message for drowning. __________________ Stack Smash Now with 84% less fans

Risp_old JCF Member Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 3,992 Aug 5, 2006, 05:13 PM #534
Rule number two is that if you post in an old thread people flame you for thread necromancy. __________________ <img src="http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/Ashton_JX/the_web/stupid_prize.gif" border="0" alt="The rodent thingy wasn't worthy."> I would not want anyone having sex with my cocktail. ~ Radium

*Stijn* Ａｄｍｉｎｉｓｔｒａｔｏｒ Joined: Mar 2001 Posts: 6,968 Aug 7, 2006, 05:33 PM #538
IT WAS OKAY TO REVIVE THIS THREAD LIKE THAT DISCUSSION CLOSED FURTHER POSTS ABOUT REVIVALS WILL GET THEIR AUTHORS BANNED FOREVER

Jerrythabest JCF Member Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 2,602 Aug 7, 2006, 11:54 PM #539
ZOMG now, what does that level 3 bouncer powerup do? __________________

Fawriel JCF Éminence Grise Joined: May 2002 Posts: 11,990 Aug 8, 2006, 09:23 AM #542
There'd have to be ways to increase one's own health beyond 5 hearts, then. __________________

Jerrythabest JCF Member Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 2,602 Aug 8, 2006, 09:43 AM #544
sounds better __________________

Ragnarok! JCF Member Joined: Apr 2004 Posts: 1,135 Aug 16, 2006, 01:26 PM #545
Just to revive this wonderful thread, even though I can't make a hoax, why dont you picture this as a hoax? http://www.jazz2online.com/J2Ov2/pic...pictureID=1058 It's so sexy

Jerrythabest JCF Member Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 2,602 Aug 17, 2006, 06:10 AM #547
sshhh we should say it's a hoax funny face man __________________

Jazz Jackrabbit 2 Online

Hoaxes.