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Doubble Dutch · Apr 29, 2007, 04:33 AM

I thought it was about time I did something annoying, so here goes:

What do you think Jazz et al's political stances are? Would Jazz support Bush (Since his attitude is steal what you can't blow up.) or maybe Osama (Since he himself was a mercenary.) Would devan be a rightwinger? Or perhaps a Saddam fan? Would Lori vote for Hillary? What do you think?

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DoubleGJ · Apr 29, 2007, 06:09 AM

They would be all like "BALCEROWICZ MUST LEAVE".

Sasik · Apr 29, 2007, 07:28 AM

rofl @ 2xGJ ;P

Xobim · Apr 29, 2007, 07:31 AM

Jazz is a hero, so he has to be extremely caring for the poor and the weak. Left will probably be his side, looking at the stereotypes...

Radium · Apr 29, 2007, 08:18 AM

color schemes never lie

Violet CLM · Apr 29, 2007, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Xobim

Jazz is a hero, so he has to be extremely caring for the poor and the weak. Left will probably be his side, looking at the stereotypes...

Have you read the JJ1 comic?

cooba · Apr 29, 2007, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by DoubleGJ

They would be all like "BALCEROWICZ MUST LEAVE".

hahahahah

FreeLance · Apr 29, 2007, 10:47 AM

Osama was a mercenary? Why would Jazz align himself with taliban extremists?!

Jazz would be a total lefty, through and through!

P¼ul · Apr 29, 2007, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by DoubleGJ

They would be all like "BALCEROWICZ MUST LEAVE".

++ GJ olo

Heretic Bunny · Apr 29, 2007, 03:14 PM

Like all good animated characters, Jazz's opinion of politics would be: Extremly Uncomfortable. Generally they don't like showing their political standpoint unless some of their die hard fans start hang themselves because he does/doesn't blast certain people with his gun.

One thing for sure is he isn't a Pat Robertson kinda guy. Jesus was a human! But then again he has been in hell for a bit. But then again it could just be the Bunny Bible's (or the Turtle Torah? Whatever) hell. But then again it could just be a hot hole in the ground. But then again...

KRSplat · Apr 29, 2007, 05:19 PM

Jazz would be an anarchist: every man for himself. He's no hero; he just did it for the money. And Eva.

I don't know what Spaz's political views would be, but I'm sure that no matter what, they would be as radical as can be.

Lori would be a neo-conservative. She likes kicking butt. Also, neo-conservatives are hot?

EvilMike · Apr 29, 2007, 06:48 PM

Jazz kills without discrimination. In JJ1 he even killed babies (those little turtles). Obviously he's a menace to society. If he was involved in politics, he would be a genocidal dictator.

Anaiyu · Apr 29, 2007, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Radium

color schemes never lie

Does that mean Jazz is associated with the Green Party?

EvilMike · Apr 29, 2007, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Anaiyu

Does that mean Jazz is associated with the Green Party?

it means he is a radical islamist

DoubleGJ · Apr 30, 2007, 04:30 AM

truth uncovered

Doubble Dutch · Apr 30, 2007, 04:32 AM

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Originally Posted by DoubleGJ View Post
They would be all like "BALCEROWICZ MUST LEAVE".

I don't get this at all.

cooba · Apr 30, 2007, 04:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Doubble Dutch

I don't get this at all.

Figured as much.

Anaiyu · Apr 30, 2007, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by EvilMike

it means he is a radical islamist

what?

FreeLance · Apr 30, 2007, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Anaiyu

what?

Green is the colour of Islam.
In light of the Spaz=Commie concept, perhaps Jazz would be well aligned with Osama.

EvilMike · Apr 30, 2007, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by DoubleGJ

truth uncovered

I dont know who these people are but they look european so they are probably bad people

FQuist · May 1, 2007, 04:01 AM

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Originally Posted by FreeLance

Green is the colour of Islam.
In light of the Spaz=Commie concept, perhaps Jazz would be well aligned with Osama.

One of Osama's earliest actions was to fight against the Soviet Union in Afghanistan... but wouldn't Jazz and Spaz be more or less on the same side?

FreeLance · May 1, 2007, 05:21 AM

You would think so - wouldn't you?

n00b · May 1, 2007, 11:36 AM

I like to of Jazz and Spaz as hip-hop sitcom stars with no interest in politics at all

Ninja 101 · May 2, 2007, 03:37 AM

Devan-T.U.O.T.D
The
Union
Of
Total
Despots!

Fawriel · May 2, 2007, 12:23 PM

Someone explain 2xGJ's brilliant joke plz

Also, anarchist sounds about right. He's a lone wolf and a one-man-army. Ironically, he becomes a prince. Hmm.

FreeLance · May 2, 2007, 05:54 PM

The picture, or the text?
If you google it, Balcerowicz returns a bunch of stuff on some Polish economist - what this has to do with Jazz's political leanings I couldn't imagine, so maybe it's not referencing the same Balcerowicz.
As for the picture, I can only imagine it's some obscure European political joke.

DoubleGJ · May 3, 2007, 04:50 AM

Balcerowicz - ex-president of National Bank of Poland

and the two guys on the edited picture are Polish president Lech Kaczyński and his twin brother, Polish premier Jarosław (which is shortly Jarek) Kaczyński.

Tik · May 3, 2007, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by DoubleGJ

Balcerowicz - ex-president of National Bank of Poland

and the two guys on the edited picture are Polish president Lech Kaczyński and his twin brother, Polish premier Jarosław (which is shortly Jarek) Kaczyński.

Now it's funny!

Trafton · 01:41 PM

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Now it's funny!

You'd get it if you read The Economist this month.

Doubble Dutch · May 3, 2007, 08:58 PM

The Ecconomist is so full of idiocy I'm amazed it's still in publication. (Well actually, no, I'm not.)

I'd say Spaz and Jazz would be united against capitalism, or at least the west. (Probbably Eva's position oddly enough.)

Ninja 101 · May 4, 2007, 04:09 AM

Anyone seen that Monty Python sketch with 'Crelm toothpaste'? With the 'American defence once again shows it's effectiveness against international communism. Which is why 9 out of 10 small countries choose American defence. Or Crelm toothpaste'

n0 · May 4, 2007, 05:25 AM

I don't actually have anything relevant to add to this thread, but every time I see it I think I saw "Political Lemmings."

Ninja 101 · May 4, 2007, 06:01 AM

Aha.
Anything else to add Nemo?
(latin. Thanks Jules Verne)

Heretic Bunny · May 4, 2007, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by n0

I don't actually have anything relevant to add to this thread, but every time I see it I think I saw "Political Lemmings."

Oh yes, those singleminded, suicidal Lemmings. Lemmings must obviously be terrorists of some sort, they blow themselves up even if you just tell them to!

On a completely unrelated topic, why do you have this

thing? It's very hard to read, and why is it here?

FreeLance · May 4, 2007, 04:26 PM

Because he so totally does.

Heretic Bunny · May 4, 2007, 04:58 PM

I say NAY! Budda rocks, or better yet, the Flying Spahgetti Monster. Hmm... maybe Jazz is a Pastafarian for no good reason.

Doubble Dutch · May 4, 2007, 08:13 PM

Pfft, pastafarians, what nonsense. I'm a reformed omnian myself.

FreeLance · May 5, 2007, 05:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Heretic Bunny

I say NAY! Budda rocks, or better yet, the Flying Spahgetti Monster. Hmm... maybe Jazz is a Pastafarian for no good reason.

*Buddha

Doubble Dutch · May 5, 2007, 06:12 PM

Nobody ever bothers with silent letters anymore.

Heretic Bunny · May 30, 2007, 06:30 PM

Im reviving a dead thread! Yay!

Spaz looks like the kinda guy that wouldnt give a crap about any politics. Too busy bouncing off of walls and shooting things.

DoubleGJ JCF Member Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 3,051 Apr 29, 2007, 06:09 AM #2
They would be all like "BALCEROWICZ MUST LEAVE". __________________ "So unless I overwrote my heart with yours, I think not. But I might have." - Violet CLM Two Games Joined releases: Control / Splinter (twin singles) \|\| Ballistic Bunny (EP) \|\| Beyond (maxi-single) \|\| Beyond: Remixed (remix EP) \|\| Inner Monsters OST (mini-album) \|\| Shadows (album)

Sasik JCF Member Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 564 Apr 29, 2007, 07:28 AM #3
rofl @ 2xGJ ;P __________________ The thing is to have the balls when it comes to serious playing. ~Mav

Xobim JCF Member Joined: May 2005 Posts: 2,454 Apr 29, 2007, 07:31 AM #4
Jazz is a hero, so he has to be extremely caring for the poor and the weak. Left will probably be his side, looking at the stereotypes... __________________ Earth Mantra, for all your ambient music needs.

FreeLance JCF Veteran Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 5,039 Apr 29, 2007, 10:47 AM #8
Osama was a mercenary? Why would Jazz align himself with taliban extremists?! Jazz would be a total lefty, through and through!

KRSplat JCF Member Joined: Mar 2001 Posts: 4,942 Apr 29, 2007, 05:19 PM #11
Jazz would be an anarchist: every man for himself. He's no hero; he just did it for the money. And Eva. I don't know what Spaz's political views would be, but I'm sure that no matter what, they would be as radical as can be. Lori would be a neo-conservative. She likes kicking butt. Also, neo-conservatives are hot? __________________

EvilMike JCF Member Joined: Jun 2001 Posts: 3,478 Apr 29, 2007, 06:48 PM #12
Jazz kills without discrimination. In JJ1 he even killed babies (those little turtles). Obviously he's a menace to society. If he was involved in politics, he would be a genocidal dictator.

DoubleGJ JCF Member Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 3,051 Apr 30, 2007, 04:30 AM #15
truth uncovered __________________ "So unless I overwrote my heart with yours, I think not. But I might have." - Violet CLM Two Games Joined releases: Control / Splinter (twin singles) \|\| Ballistic Bunny (EP) \|\| Beyond (maxi-single) \|\| Beyond: Remixed (remix EP) \|\| Inner Monsters OST (mini-album) \|\| Shadows (album)

n00b JCF Veteran Joined: May 2004 Posts: 5,578 May 1, 2007, 11:36 AM #23
I like to of Jazz and Spaz as hip-hop sitcom stars with no interest in politics at all

Ninja 101 JCF Member Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 242 May 2, 2007, 03:37 AM #24
Devan-T.U.O.T.D The Union Of Total Despots! __________________ Man cannot create an earthworm, Yet he creates Gods by the hundred!

Fawriel JCF Éminence Grise Joined: May 2002 Posts: 11,990 May 2, 2007, 12:23 PM #25
Someone explain 2xGJ's brilliant joke plz Also, anarchist sounds about right. He's a lone wolf and a one-man-army. Ironically, he becomes a prince. Hmm. __________________

Doubble Dutch JCF Member Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 3,072 May 3, 2007, 08:58 PM #30
The Ecconomist is so full of idiocy I'm amazed it's still in publication. (Well actually, no, I'm not.) I'd say Spaz and Jazz would be united against capitalism, or at least the west. (Probbably Eva's position oddly enough.) __________________ nonne amicus certus in re incerta cernitur? /)_/) (^.^) ((")(")

n0 JCF Member Joined: Mar 2001 Posts: 2,291 May 4, 2007, 05:25 AM #32
I don't actually have anything relevant to add to this thread, but every time I see it I think I saw "Political Lemmings." __________________ <.< >.> -.-

Heretic Bunny JCF Member Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 204 May 4, 2007, 04:58 PM #36
I say NAY! Budda rocks, or better yet, the Flying Spahgetti Monster. Hmm... maybe Jazz is a Pastafarian for no good reason. __________________ Yeah...

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