Chapter 1

Jerry was a worm. He had never officially received a name, but took it upon himself to inform all others he met that he must be referred to as Jerry. He liked the name Jerry because it rhymed with Gary, Garry's Mod for Half-Life 2 being one of his favorite pastimes.

Jerry's mother was a shameless prostitute. He had long ago lost count of how many siblings he had.

Will this be anything like Sir Aprops Of Nothing?

Chapter 2

Jerry liked it when his mother spanked his bottom. Being that she was a pink invertebrate, the act appeared somewhat erotic to the average onlooker. Jerry's body became quite stiff.

LOL I like where this is going...