So... If JJ2 had "achievements" what sort of "achievements" would you put into the game.

Rotten carrot - Waste 1 year of your life playing JJ2 (gametime)
CTF hero - Return 10 flags without dying

Yes i'm bored, but i thought it may be interesting anyway.

Guncocked -- defeat Bolly without buttstomping or using any special moves to destroy the chain.

Tables Are Turned - Come back from 0-9 up to victory.
Survivor - Complete any of the episodes from the Devres series on Hard without running out of lives.
Episode Champion - Complete any of the episodes from the Devres series on Hard without dying once.
WAT HAX - Complete any of the episodes from the Devres series on Hard without taking damage once.
Destroyer - Make 5 roasts in 5 seconds.
Slow Down - Win a duel without pressing shift or caps lock once.
Perfect Aim - Kill 3 or more people with a single RF shot.
Minimalist - Win a duel by only using the Blaster.

Addicted - Achieve 99 kills in a server populated by AFK players.
Foats Like a Butterfly, Stings Like a Bee - Kill your opponent twice without being injured in a duel.
Rabbit Season - Kill 1000 rabbits throughout your career.
Home Cooked - Roast 10 rabbits without dying.
Spaz Ate the Dopefish - ???

Party Spoiler
End 10 Killing Sprees.

The Great Soloist - Manage 50 Keykill/Score-combos
Vegito - Manage OVER 9000 roasts

Vivando - score 5/10 times in a CTF game without making any roasts.

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Originally Posted by Vivando

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...achievements would be kinda cool, ya know? You don't HAVE to do them in order to play the game, but they're fun to collect for the ones who like them. Here's some for the original episodes:

Where's the Any Key? Don't skip the intro cinematic.
Mother in Wall Elevate the Queen into the ceiling
Vegetarian Finish "Tossed Salad" and "Carrot Juice"
Loose Screws Defeat Devan's Robot boss
Verminator Finish "Weirder Science" and "Loose Screws"
You kiss your mother with that mouth? Eat a carrot in the sewers of "Victorian Secret"
Street Urchin Finish "Victorian Secret" and "Colonial Chaos"
No Smoking Walk into a smoke ring
Trippin' Finish "Purple Haze Maze" and "Funky Grooveathon"
Wet Behind The Ears Jump into the water in "Beach Bunny Bingo"
It has crabs, LOADS of crabs Defeat Uterus Boss
Tanned Finish "Beach Bunny Bingo" and "Marinated Rabbit"
Sparkle Sparkle Finish "A Diamondus Forever" and "Fourteen Carrot"
Zapped Finish "Electric Boogaloo" and "Voltage Village"
King of my Castle Defeat the Bolly boss
Oldschool Finish "Medieval Kineval" and "Hare Scare"
Swinger Finish "Thriller Gorilla" and "Jungle Jump"
Firefighter Defeat the Bubba boss
El Fuego y el Hièlo Finish "A Cold Day In Heck" and "Rabbit Roast"
Star Power Destroy the entire Star Block cluster in "Bad Pitt"
But wait! There's more! Allow Devan to transform completely (because we all know you can kill him easily DURING the transformation).
Ressurection Finish "Burning Biscuits" and "Bad Pitt"
Back to 1990 Enter your name in the highscore list
Sharing is good Finish the Shareware levels
Chef Create and play a homecooked level

...Just some I came up with. Whatever, this won't be implemented but it's fun to dream on. :P

Extreme Diet - Complete the standard JJ2 SP without eating any food or carrots.
Quite Quick - Complete the standard JJ2 SP in 60 mins or less.
Zippy - Complete the standard JJ2 SP in 45 mins or less.
Fast Dude - Complete the standard JJ2 SP in 30 mins or less.
Speed Demon - Complete the standard JJ2 SP in 20 mins or less.
Skillz dat killz - Get a 25 or greater kill streak during an MP game.
Die; - Kill the same person 5 times in a row (not including duels).
Slam Dunk - Make someone fall in a pit by buttstomping them in mid-air.
Mr. Invincible - Win a duel without getting hit once.
Perfect Timing - Kill someone at the exact same second which a carrot spawns.
Gunslinger - Get 10 kills in a row with the Blaster.
Grenadier - Get 10 kills in a row with Bouncers.
Cold Blooded - Get 10 kills in a row with Ice.
Rocket Scientist - Get 10 kills in a row with Seekers.
Ballistic - Get 10 kills in a row with RF.
Pyromaniac - Get 10 kills in a row with Toaster.
Explosives Expert - Get 10 kills in a row with TNT.
Seasoner - Get 10 kills in a row with Pepper Spray.
Sniper - Get 10 kills in a row with Electro Blaster.
One Man Army - Get at least one kill with each type of weapon during a single game.

Originally Posted by CrimiClown

Swinger Finish "Thriller Gorilla" and "Jungle Jump"

Swinger - Clanhop a lot and/or use 4-nicknames referring to different persons (Napo4Veg, Napo4Robee, etc, and so on)

Starcraft : Request to be banned on Zeal servers, and then receive ban on both Zeal servers and JJNet

and j2o Jake.

Would it be possible to put achievements into JJ2+ or even give us the option to make them?

Originally Posted by Vivando

Vegito - Manage OVER 9000 roasts

U not win vetigo is better ;S - Die while having 8999 roasts in a row.

Ok, here's mine...

Weapons are overrated: Win the original SP levels by killing all minor enemies with sidekick/buttstomp, without shooting them.
Lamer: Win a game in battle by killing nothing but idlers.
Chicken: Win the original SP levels without killing one (minor)enemy.
TSF n00b: Ask for a hotel/test over 5 times in Polish before getting kicked off.
Wicked pr0: Get the killing spree rank Wicked sick without killing idlers, without having any killed stats at all.
Upperpwned: Kill an non-idling enemy on a killing spree by uppercut. (streetfight not included)
Lol 1.23: Put multiversion on while hosting a TSF only level and let a 1.23 user join.

Originally Posted by PurpleJazz

Slow Down - Win a duel without pressing shift or caps lock once.
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What? Ive never used caps lock once....why would you use that?

Originally Posted by SonicNathan 1

Would it be possible to put achievements into JJ2+ or even give us the option to make them?

......Yes, after we spend the rest of our lifes arguing over what is worth adding as an achievement. No.


plunK: Play 5 years without scoring a single point in any CTF or Battle mode duel
Innovationist:Beat the standard JJ2 campaign without using a mouse keyboard, gamepad or joystick (I have seen this done before)


...and ill get moar later

Originally Posted by plunK

What? Ive never used caps lock once....why would you use that?

Caps lock is keeping your speed activated, it's like a SHIFT holder.

Originally Posted by KiMO

Caps lock is keeping your speed activated, it's like a SHIFT holder.

LOL i had no idea......

Spring Fun - place a TNT on an unfrozen frozen spring.
Blind - defeat Robot boss (in original levels) with blaster ricochets only.
Ammo Collector - get at least 130 of a choosen weapon ammo in original levels.
King of Board - get to the secret level of QoB (without cheat codes and JCS tricks, ofc).
Sir Ementaler - play any MP game from the beginning to the end, never having above 15 fps.

Dodges Mode - playing with ping 999+ for about three years.

Veteran - Play an online game of JJ2 10 years after your first ever online game.

Originally Posted by DodgeS

Dodges Mode - playing with ping 999+ for about three years.

SHADOWRABBIIT!!1! MODE: play with dial-up for 3 years. (OH THE PAIN)

Cramped time: Play 1000 matches using 4 local players

Originally Posted by NovaStar

SHADOWRABBIIT!!1! MODE: play with dial-up for 3 years. (OH THE PAIN)

plz rename me to "shadow", i don't care that there alrdy is one

Originally Posted by Grytolle

plz rename me to "shadow", i don't care that there alrdy is one

heehee

All by Myself... Host an public online game with no players attempting to connect within 5 minutes.
Two is a Couple... Host an online game with at least one other player present in the server.
Three is a Crowd... Host an online game with at least two other players present in the server.
Party Planner Host an online game with at least ten other unique players present in the server.
Master of Ceremonies Host an online game with 32 unique players present in the server.
Treasure Trooper Win an online game under the Treasure game mode with at least 100 gems.
TRAPPED! Get stuck in a solid tile.
Escaped Convict Wall-climb through 5 tiles.

Copyright infringement play as all-blue Jazz with the nickname "Sonic" in multiplayer.
Insomnia play the game any time between 11PM and 6AM.
Second Banana beat the game using Spaz.
Killer Rabbit play as all-white Spaz in multiplayer.
Insomniacs learn from EPIC mistakes Play as purple Jazz in multiplayer. (No, it's not a reference to you, PurpleJazz. It's a reference to my favorite game tied with JJ.)
Asleep at the controls idle for 15 minutes

Snowball's chance in hell - Make an enemy flag carrier fall into the lava by freezing the spring in the Helldome level
Operation Alcatraz - Free your entire team in a jailbreak game
Greed before need - Keep an opponent from collecting any weapons powerup after his first death for the remainder of the duel
I do not share power - Kill the enemy leader in an assassination game while playing as the leader of your own team
Rain of vengeance - Kill an opponent with the water shield ammo in the Golem level without cheating

Walk the plank - Make 10 players fall into a pit
Welcome to DIE! - Make 50 players fall into a pit
THIS IS SPARTA! - Make 100 players fall into a pit
Banana peels - Fall into 10 pits
I'm from the 90s - Fall into 50 pits
Anniversary Bash 10 - Fall into 100 pits

Pumpkin eater use 25 cheat codes or more in the regular game.

Go die, and get a life while you're at it - Host Semi
nice lev, u make it? - Host B1

JJ2 Emo - QQ (cry) Always go on about how JJ2 is dying and will soon be dead
JJ2 Veteran Don't talk to new players when you visit a public server no matter what.
Lags got my back Use the lie reason 'It was lag' over 500 times.

Originally Posted by n00b

nice lev, u make it? - Host B1

Originally Posted by Speeza

JJ2 Emo - QQ (cry) Always go on about how JJ2 is dying and will soon be dead
JJ2 Veteran Don't talk to new players when you visit a public server no matter what.
Lags got my back Use the lie reason 'It was lag' over 500 times.

Wow, JJ2 never changes, does it?

Command says no survivors-Kill every enemy you can in the regular SP campaign.
Aw,were that civvies in the fire zone?-Kill your entire team in a multiplayer game with /friendlyfire on before they kill someone from the opposite team
Demolition expert-Destroy every destructible tile you can in the regular SP campaign.

The lost game mode Host a game of treasure hunt.
JJ2 is my chatroom Start up JJ2 , join a server and only chat. (Many people will have this I bet, me Included shamefully.

Originally Posted by IconGuy

Wow, JJ2 never changes, does it?

To be honest I was making a Foo Movie reference more than anything.
I've never actually seen someone ask "nice lev, u make it?" or any variant thereof in b1.

EDIT- Unless you meant the actual hosting of B1 in which case BEE-ONE 4 LYYYYYYYYYFFFEEE

Behind Enemy Lines Kill only your own team members, as if you are a spy for the other team.
Pyro is Spy kill only your own team members with toaster, as if you are a spy for the other team.

Who needs one nickname Create an unnecessary new nickname and not tell anyone who you are to confuse them.
Finished my test now ready for the real thing Complete over 50 tests