Dennis is blocked.

I pag this clam.

I clam yer pag cuz ya didn't cast Irish Ward. Please do so, Fooruman.

"Where are you from, exactly?"

I thought we already killed that idea and determined she was from England? If not: she's from England.

Cast Disable all Paper Springs. Maybe that might work, maybe not.

Say: "So... How did you come to be in Unfooruman's fortress, Mary?"
Action: Pick up teapot
Action: Fill up Mary's teacup

Originally Posted by Lem_Gambino

Cast Disable all Paper Springs. Maybe that might work, maybe not.

There are no paper springs.

You fil Mary's teacup. "Soh... hoh did you, one's old bean, come to be in Unfoohruman's fortress, Maaary?"
"Why, one dane't knoh what you aaare ohn about," she replies, "we're roysh here in spiffing Great Britan!"
"Indeed, wot fortress?" L33tz4n asks.

'Great Britain sucks, and you can't deny that."
Yell : MORE SANDWICHES!

Concentrate on your past as a sword-maiden from wherever you are from.
Show your worst possible manners.

Cast Change Lens Color on Mary.

EDIT: I meant "Invert Lens Color".

Yell: "DUCK!"
Start bashing things at random with your eyes closed

Strike up a conversation about the weather.

You want to run around causing chaos and wrecking havok, but you feel far too British. And peaceful.

Cast Invert Lens Color on Mary, please.

Originally Posted by acid

Strike up a conversation about the weather.

>(((

"Fooruhman!" you whisper to the wizard, "cast Invert Lense Color ohn Maaary!"
"I'm terribly sorry but one can't doh it D=," he says, "she's fie toohh British! And one feel stragely fond of British old beans roysh noh." Maybe he just needs some encouragement.
"Soh, luverly weahthah, I?" you say to keep Mary's attention off your conversation.

Reload from last save point.

..force Fooruman to do it? He's not so greatly lovable..

Oh. Right. British. Uhm... Cast Haste on everyone? That beats the calm aspect of the "britishness".

This is hypnosis.

Find: Window
Look out window

There are no windows.

Pour some tea for Leetzan.
Cast Hypnotize on Mary.

Originally Posted by Lem_Gambino

There are no windows.

Are you sure of that?

Say to Fooruman: "Mary's not a bean, she's a broccoli! D="

"Maaary's not ah bean, she's ah broccoli! D=" you whisper to Fooruman. His eyes narrow with rage and hatred. He glances towards a piece of furniture on the other side of the room, makes a short movement with his hand, and you hear a small splintering noise.
"Maaary, one think there's ah scratch ohn yondah furniture!" he exclaims, shocked.
"Deaaary myself, one cracking jolly well goh use one's evil British powers to fix that. Steay here noh!" she says as she gets up and walks over to the scratched surface.

YOU FORGOT A K! OMGOMGOMG

Tell Fooruman: "do that again. that was cool."

Say: "Evil British powers? Just who are you, anyway? And do you know anybody that goes by the name 'Unfooruman'?"

Resist any urge to NOT attack Mary and attack Mary.

Who is it that has hypnotism Ward?

say: "Hey l33tz4n cast hypnotism ward on yourself. I think that Mary is not everything she's cracked up to be."

Control: Xion
Bludgeon Radium.

I'm kind of too busy to update right now. It could be a while.

KILL THE DM!

Take your time no hurry...

QUICKLY! KILL THE INFIDEL!

'Kay.

Control: L_G
Use: 16-ton weight: Xion's Head
Steal: All of Xion's stuff
Laugh evilly
Go: Radium
Say: "Whatcha doin'?"

Control: Xion
Respawn
Say: "(obscenity)! That really hurt!"
Bludgeon: L_G
Steal: Stuff back, including L_G's.
Write a note with death threats, signed by VIERA
Leave it at Radium's computer

L_G senses Xion nearby and turns around before firing his Blitz Cannon at Xion at point-blank range. "Nice try," he retorts.

Xion has been blasted to a cinder!

I meant Tman, not Xion...

Nice try, though.

Oh...
Look: Xion
Say: ^^;;
Cast: Life
Xion has been revived!
Run: Dennis

Stop the post-3.1-ing, mortals.

I'm thinking about another temp DM. Any volunteers? I'm considering Xion, but I'm suren nobody wants that.

Definitely not Xion. Pick me!