I claim second page. Whoop.

YaY! I got in first! *dances crazily around the room*

Er. . . what was IN that juice I just had?

What juice?

No-name stuff, been in the fridge for years



grOOvy story, Me

Thanks

Y'welcome.

Unknown Rabbit's note:
After some conjoling, Me decided to write another chapter, using me as writer while he dictates. Anything funny in this chapter was added by me, and he did not actually say it. That, for example. Also, I'm sorry there is no Yumi rhyming, but Me didn't want to write rhyming material.


Chapter Five. (5.00)

"Did you hear the joke about the Marmelade?" asked Kickme, enthusiastically. "No," said the Battle 'bot next to him, sipping cherry soda. "Never mind," said Kickme, "I don't want to spread it around." The Battle 'bot didnt laugh, as laughing was not one of its programmed noises. "That's not funny." he said. Kickme got really mad and hacked the Battle 'bot to pieces, while a little pop-up Jar-Jar said "How Wude!". This was kind of hard for Kickme to do, so he used a convinient Cow that had come trotting up with no intent other then to find the grass that is greener on the other side of the tracks.

Me, who was still lieing in bed, wounded, had a lot of excitement while watching the spiffy Battle 'bots on his portable mini-TV. Wild Angel, meanwhile, had walked over to the leader of the Battle 'bots, dodging various bullets and ray beams like a movie star. "HEY!", she yelled, "That Battle 'bot has my Emerald!" Coppertop walked over, looked at the robot and chopped its PHP to PHPieces. The Battle 'bot burst into tears of oil, pulled out a larger gun and started blasting madly.

Batty Buddy, who as said in his profile was fearful of 3R453R5 (Erasers.00) knew, beyond a doubt, that none of these robots would have erasers. At least, he knew this until one of them pulled one out. "Ok, NOW things can't get any worse." said the Bat as an Owl that he couldn't understand flew up. As Batty Buddy screeched in Echo-Location form, the robot erased him with the Owl. Sorry, with the Eraser.

Meanwhile, Coppertop destroyed another four, hacking away savagely with the poor untended for Cow. "MOOOOO!!!!!!" screamed the poor cow. Kickme, who was tired of the robots not laughing at his jokes, grabbed the Cow swung by Coppertop and flung it at the remaining four Battle 'bots, which broke in Domino Formation, their PHPs falling useless upon the ground. Meanwhile, Mimi, Yumi, Windows ME, Enemy and Enenemie had run away due to the author not noticing they wanted to fight. Blame the author about that. Then Mimi returned to attend Me. Also, the Cow (Who was leader of all Teh SuperCowAFrageFishSticksExpeAliDocius Super Cows in Teh World) called all the afore mentioned Super Cows and the lot of them attacked Me's friends and the villagers of the village of Mes for the cruel way Coppertop and Kickme had treated their leader. COWS!

Wow, I don't know how many of the people in this story still vist here, but it'll be continued anyway. And this will be the first chapter without Unkie Nown helping, making it quite different.

Chapter l3+3T. (6.17)

We have left off with the cows attacking our heroes, or villians, depending on which side of the story you support.

Wild, being peaceful, walked up to the cows, and shook paws/hands/hoofs with them. The cows mooed, and walked past Angel.

Kickme approached, and started to joke. I hope he doesn't know that one about the college students starting to smoke..

"Have you heard the one about the bed? It's not been made yet. Have you heard the one about the celling? It's over your head." Kickme said, in a joking tone.

In the mean time, Me had decided that the cows were evil, watching them over his TV. He grabbed a conviently (SP?) placed microphone, conviently (SP?) linking to a radio where our heroes were.

"THOSE CoWs ARE EVIL!" he yelled, over the microphone.

Wild Angel did not agree with this, as they were very friendly, while riding around on one, she WOULD be biased..

Willit pulled something out of Batty's backpack, which conviently (SP?) had not been erased, and threw the full version of JJ3 at the cows, despite cries of "NO WAIT!!" from our heroes/villians, whichever..

To Be Continued, When a Cow Steps on my Block of Writers.

(Author's Note: Sorry for the short chapter, but I've got the Block of Writers..)

WOW. Long time no see, Me. And here I thought this was dead

One chapter a year? At least you aren't rushing.

Or if you are, that's pretty distressing.

Welcome back Me.

I'm just going to go over there and be indignant for a while.

Welcome back, Me.

*hugs 4I*

Where were you, Me? I thought you left.

I don't remember posting here. Ah well.

*hugs CT right back*

Originally Posted by Coppertop

Where were you, Me? I thought you left.

That sounds ungodly schizophrenic. *snickers*

I have a feeling Me will return some time in 2004.

lol, Rad.

Well, it does make sense.

Either that, or Radium's in on the conspiracy that I just made up.

*DUN DUN DUN*





...

What?

You tell us.

I have no clue.

In more ways than one.











Bip.

Actually, yes. I did so leave.

Chapter 7 (7.Yay, the best number!)

After Willit threw the CD, there was a long battle, that will be censored for the violence. It's got this tag on it, you see. It says 'PG-13'. I didn't know my stories were PG-13..

The cows had fled, after stampeeding (SP?) over our heroes at least seventeen times.

Meanwhile..

SAPLING would finish in two days time..

Meanwhile..

Our heroes revived from the stampeed (SP?), and found that they had lost Wild, as she was on one of the cows. Batty was somehow redrawn, and Willit had a broken leg. No one really cared about Me and Willit, so they decided to leave them behind and come back for them later.

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Coppertop, Batty, and Kickme (who for some reason had came with them) were having trouble. "Where'd that map go?" asked Coppertop.

"I don't know, I think I might have dropped it somewhere.." replied Batty. He reached in his backpack, and pulled out a bed.

"Ah, this should be nice!" Batty laid down on the bed, and somehow got to sleep very quickly, as he was a cartoon, so he can do weird things..

"Er, Batty? Are you sure this is the best idea? We should be looking for the diamond.."

And then there was silence, until the earthquake.

To Be Continued

Ooh.

Chapter E I G H T

The earthquake, comparable in size to the gigantic earthquakes in some places in earth, shook Batty Buddy off the bed.

He landed on Coppers head, still sleeping. "Owww.." With a groan, Copper slumped over.

"My companions have fallen!" Kickme shouted in agony. The, he brightened. "This is the time to recite all my bad jokes - and no one can complain!"

"Which came first, the chicken or the egg?"

"The chicken! It had to cross the road!"

"Knock Knock." To illustrate this, Kickme knocked on a nearby door. It opened a crack.

"Who's there?" came a voice from inside.

"Canteloupe." proclaimed Kickme, holding that very object up.

"Canteloupe - WHO?"

"Can't elope tonight." Kickme sniffed, as if a broken-hearted lover. "Dad has the car." Batty Buddy poked his head from Coppertop, and pulled a wand out of his backpack. "SILENCIO!!" he screamed. Kickme stopped instantly. His mouth opened, but no sound came out. He bristled with inner rage, and went into an array of special moves worthy of a fighting game. Batty dodged an eraser to the heart and many other attacks, but all great bats must fall at sometime or another.

Kickme - kickedhim.

With a moan of pain, the cartoon bat fell to the ground. Kickme stood over our heroes, triumphant, and having avenged his speech.

(Sorry for shortness!!)

Hey hey, WB.

I don't get it.

Que Passa!!!!

Yesterday, you were so far away- but now it seems you're here to stay...

Originally Posted by 4I Falcon

I don't get it.

Me's continuing the story he started years ago.

A very rare occurence indeed. Most old stories are left to rot.

Kill me, I forgot about this again!

Chapter 1 + 1 + 2 + 3 + 5 - 3

Having vanquished all his companions, Kickme decided to loot the bodies. He picked up Batty's backpack, and put it on. Surprised by the backpack's weight, he briefly dropped to the ground, then pushed himself back up, with aching shoulders.

Coppertop regained counciousness, sat back up, and looked around for a moment. "Hey, that's Batty's batpack..you probably shouldn't take it." she sleepily muttered.

Kickme turned around, and found, surprisingly, that the Silencio spell had worn off. "Oh, well, I'm like, evil now, so, like, you know. All my cool friends were doing it."

"Well, if all your friends jumped off a cliff.."

"How cool are the friends we're speaking of here?"

"So, um..if you're evil now, I should probably battle you or something."

Kickme shrugged. "Let me save you the trouble." He pulled out a random thing from the batpack, and hit Copper over the head with it.

Copper winced, and fell over, but not before asking "Have I done anything in this whole story yet?".

"Probably not." Kickme replied.

"Oh, okay, try not to kill me off, I need to be in the finale."

"Neat, okay." Kickme flashed a grin, then pulled a jetpack out of the batpack, and flew off to some random location which happened to be for some reason the location of dniM reveR which is not on purpose it just happened to be how the plot was going OR SOMETHING!!

Batty rubbed his eyes, and got back up, just in time to see Kickme vanish into the horizon. "Que Passa?" He jumped up, and flapped his wings, following Kickme through the skies. "He probably didn't know I could fly.."

To Be Continued..FOR SURE THIS TIME, okay?

O.o

Zombie story! Kill it dead! Don't let it touch me! [Or I either!]

As of 2005 the story was meant to be clinically dead, that or Me's writing hibernation skipped a year on accident.

=0 My God Me!

What a shock. Is it really alive this time?

Chapter 10

Kickme turned off his jetpack as he reached a random patch of ground (which for some strange reason happened to be right outside the location of SAPLING), touching down lightly. He did not hear the crazy bat flying straight at him like a cannonball, until it hit him, at least.

Both Kickme and Batty were blown away from each other from the force of the impact. Batty took no visible injury, and got back up again. "So, any reason why you're evil?"

Kickme got to the ground, although visibly aching. "Um..not really. It was a good idea at the time."

Batty nodded. "Yeah, that happens to a lot of people I know. So, if you don't mind, I'd like you to give back my batpack."

"NONSENSE! I sacrificed my sense of humour to become evil and steal this batpack!"

Batty was taken aback. "So..um, fight you for it?"

"Yeah, I guess that's the standard path of action when you find a character who has a big health bar flying above his head."

Batty looked above Kickme's head. "Huh, I didn't notice. Are you a boss or something?"

Kickme shook his head. "Nah, I pulled it out of your batpack. It's pretty useless."

Batty sighed. "Same with a lot of the things in there. Can we fight now?"

"Sure!"

Batty took off one of his eyebrows, and twisted it into a paintbrush. As Kickme rushed towards him in a beserker rage, Batty flew up, and painted a hole in a wall that just happened to be the wall between them and the SAPLING project. COMPLETE QUINKYDINK!!

Kickme skidded to a halt, turned around, and rushed back at Batty, who jumped through the hole. Kickme slammed into the wall, and flew backwards, also causing the wall, painted hole and all, to fall in. Batty shielded himself by pushing himself flat against the side wall, the falling in wall missing him, due to the low density of his animated body. Kickme got back up angrily, and, as Batty walked over the debris of the fallen wall, ran straight at Batty, who flew into the air as Kickme approached. Kickme slammed into the SAPLING (still a quinkydink that it's there), and blew it to pieces. The diamond flew out of the machine, and into Batty's hands. Batty shrugged, and walked through the hole, taking into the skies, in that dramatic way of vanishing into the sunset that always happens in movies.

An hour later, Batty wasn't doing too well. The diamond was weighing him down, and he had absolutely no idea where he was going. Batting his wings one final time, he ran out of energy, and glided downward, aiming for what looked like a friendly village.

The wind was blowing paticularly hard that day, and Batty was thrown off track, towards Carrotus Castle. Batty smiled, knowing this was the proper place to return the gem to.

Fifteen minutes later, Batty landed on the ground, almost out of energy. With his last bit of energy, he stumbled over to the entrance, and knocked on the door. It was promptly opened by the queen, who screamed in her own personal super-sonic way.

"He's got my daughter's 24-caret gem! GUARDS!! ARREST HIM!!"

Batty was thrown in chains, and taken to the dungeon, the diamond confiscated to be scanned for curses, then returned to Eva. As he collapsed within the cell doors, he had only one thought. "This is sure one crazy day.." before he fell asleep.

The End..?

I totally forgot every plot point I wanted to happen a few years ago. I remember there was something with SAPLING succeeding, and the party going back in time with the assistance of Rumbo, who was paid something that I forgot what, and probably some other stuff, but all that has been forgotten, so I just did random stuff. It only turned out half-bad, strangely enough.

*pokes story*

Is...is it gone now?

Is it done?

I dunno. That question mark at the end looks dubious.

I think this is the oldest JCF thread still living.

It's not really "living" per se. It's more of the walking dead type.

ZOMBIE THREAD

Oh Great Copper goddes! Use your cupric powers to protect us from the evil thread!

Yeah, let it die now guys. I don't want to have to close it but it's just spam right now.