lol i didn't figger you were, Nitro. Just picking on you anyway. huhar!





and Monolith: kcus sneila

Monolith, top xom da kill Willet traitor ek harselu drys pok!

Monolith, top xom da kill Willet traitor ek harselu drys pok!





Whoops! double clicked submit :\

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Well remove one of the above messages please nitro...

rotiart a ton m'i, em llik ton lliw eh ortin on!

Lliw I neht! Mwaha!

(Zak sllik) hgraaaahahahahahah

Mafkezen..

huh?

Ahem.



Ahem is right. We are all rude aliens.

Soo desu ka? Sumimasen.



If we do not kill Monolith on his servers he will take over the earth and we shall all be made into his slaves!



Whoo hoo! Soo desu ne!

On , Newspaz wrote:

Mafkezen..

Yep

They are not 'mafkezen' well they are but the above posts are in an alien language, if you decrypt it, you will get quite a normal message for a thread like this.



But the question is, if monolith is an alien, WHAT does he plan to do? Perhaps we should all go to the battle server and observe HIS behaviour (that will be interesting )

You cannot kill Monolith... he is one of us (us as in Aliens as in me and him)... Monolith is a probe from 6 billion light years away, I'm hisgaurd and I'm not giving him enough attention :P

Btw, wanna know what 6 billion light years is in KM? me and my mom figured it out I'll post it up soon! =D it's something like 67,000 billion!!!!!

(1 billion=1,000,000,000)

wow sixtyseven billion is a lot!





yah we're using the oldest mean of encryption in the book. or something



gnihtemos ro. koob eht ni noitpyrcne fo naem tsedlo eht gnisu re'ew hay.

I don't care what people say (I don't know WHAT they are saying). Having aliens on the servers is rather dangerous.



(hire me to track him; I make a perfect mercenary)

Why not build a robot to guard monolith 24 hours a day?



He would be greatly observed and studied and killed if he acted suspisious. Chances are of course that if one were to kill Monolith, the whole intergalactic fleet (or something) would come over and kill whoever killed monolith, then of course mankind would kill the alien who killed the person who killed monolith and then the alien would kill the person who killed the alien who killed the person who killed monolith and then in the end, there would be no more intelligent life left.

Hah! No intelligent life would be COOL!!! We would all be cavemen! Whoo hoo!

Ok guys I got the numbers and your about to know how many KM Monolith (and I) are away from...

I said by mistake 67,000 billion, sorry.

For those who want to know it's:

56,764,800,000,000,000,000,000 KM.

And here's the sum:

NOTES:

-Light travels at 300,000 KM a second

-One light year is the distance light travels in one year. (!!!!!)



Seconds every year sum:

There are 86,400 seconds in a day. (24 hours)

86,400 x 365 (days) = 31,536,000 seconds in a year.



KM per light year:

31,536,000 x 300,000(KM per second) = 9,460,800,000,000 KM per year (1 light year)



KM in 6 billion light years:

6,000,000,000 x 9,460,800,000,000 = 56,764,800,000,000,000,000,000 KM (in 6 billion light years)



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And I thought I would never learn anything here...

Heh..

On the other hand....

.....I don't want to know....

I dont want to know that you dont want to know, show some interest for the fascinating stuff nitro has to tell!

Umm... scuse me Fear.. interest in what my mother has to tell

Even if I could do that kind of sum I would be lazy to do it.

hey guess what about a few weeks ago i wuz swearing at ******** for not chatting on JJ2 and Monolith(The Server) or the Alien kicked me off the server he is really watching us......RUN FOR YOUR LIVES AHHH!!!!!!!!!!

You guys didn't know about the aliens!? Why I've been friends with them for a long time now!

Geez people! Why are you so afraid of aliens? (hides earthling probing tools behind back).

im not afraid of them...i just..dont like em thats all

Ehem. I could be called an alien, I certainly don't understand these Earthlings I live with. . .

Sneila eht er'yeht ebyam ro? Edoc ruoy tuo derugif I, ahah. . . Gnisufnoc etiuq, mre

Little by litte your scaring me more every day Pizza...Seriously....Wow....

Well, actually, we at EPZ news have something rather interesting to comment about!



You see, if Monolith was six billion light years away, that means his transmissions from there to here would be from six billion years ago! Y'see, if light TRAVELS six-billion light years, it travels, right? It can't just immediately hit the Earth just in a second. This concludes that Monolith may not even exist anymore, but he forseen the future, that is, a six-billion light-year future!



Monolith may have been sending random messages that he forseen, and he started servers six billion years ago rather than now. You may comment, "but Jazz Jackrabbit 2 wasn't around then!", but alas, there COULD have been an alien version of Jazz Jackrabbit 2 in Alien stores back then. After all, alien technology really is superior to ours, and it grows faster, too!



This could mean that Arjan Brussee and CliffyB are aliens, too!



More from EPZ news soon.



- Piz

Maybe he has better technology then us?





The super duper intergalactic beyond light-speed message shooter from another galaxy! (gasp!)

No, because you see, anything that travels faster than the speed of light will result in a speed decreasement. As an object approaches the speed of light, its mass increases, and time will get slower in its surroundings. I'm serious about this!



If you traveled to something ten billion light years away in a spaceship capable of going ten billion light years a minute, you would arrive in a minute's time, but ten billion years would pass!



You wouldn't age, either. Because relative to you, everything seems normal. Yet I still don't know why it doesn't change physically. FREAKY, EH?



Take this, for example; you are in a train moving at 200mph, and you roll a ball in the train. It will seem at normal speed to you, but relative to something outside, or, by someone watching outside, it will go faster than 200mph!



I generally find this stuff REALLY interesting.



- Piz

wow. interesting post. You know, there was once a poll question about Monolith (what he does when he's idle) on J2S.



Yeah.. the alien thing relly makes a lot of sense.. kindof.



!ycaripsnoc a lla s'tI



Hmmm... so Epic is also alien? Maybe they transmitted JJ2 to Earth from 6 billion light years? Maybe Monolith is using a time machine... What about black holes? They have to relate to time-travel somehow. Maybe Dethman is also an alien... and when we started to catch on to it he left the community and wouldn't even let us use the JMMB color themes! (I liked the dark blue/black one! Now I gotta setle for stone. ) And what about Alienator? I know.. alienate is an english word, but it is wierd about the ALIEN part in it! He also left and shut down Jazz Universe (hmmm... I hope that's what it was called.. I'm starting to forget that stuff) without warning! Strange occurences are haping everywhere in JJ2. And just a question unrelated to this topic, what has Onag been up to? He made a few great tileset and levels and has been around for as long as any of us can remember! (On the old Epic MMB long before JJ2 shareware came out.. probably as old as the CONCEPT of Jazz). WAIT A SECOND.... all of these legends have been around since noone can remember! They were never once newbies! (Talking of guys like Onag and Dethman..ofcourse). This means maybe they were transmitting from light years away, and have stopped transmitting! (Mysterious dissappearances from time to time). I think I'm on to something here... no I'm just rambling. Oh well. I'll shut up now. I know too much! They're coming for me! No! Must resort to anonymity (pronounce THAT!)I am noone special... just another .. ordinary.. jazz 2 fan... just Another Jazz 2 fan ... wait! I will timetravel through this black hole and change my name to Another Jazz 2 fan! Now.. to all of you that has always been my name! HAHAHAHAHA!



signed,

Another Jazz 2 fan

Jason Jackrabbit LP (my online playing alias that is rarely used because I hardly play JJ2 online anymore)



PS: What is said in this topic remains in this topic. You will tell this to no one.

I cant read that many words at once.



I get sleepy then.

Intereesting theory. Want to try explaining it in words of one syllable?

(Double post)

I take it all back...PIZZA YOUR A GENIUS!!!

But....Your forgetting something...

Monolith(akak the evil alien server)isn't alone

THERE ARE MORE IDLE SERVERS OUT THERE!!!!

Yes, there are more idle server out there.



TOO IDLE and VERY DEDICATED, perhaps