Let her. Whee! Leetzy happy, Fawy happy! ^o^

Pageclaim in the name of Leetzan.

Mypagekthnx. =)

"WHEEEEyayayThankyouShuri!!!!111" squeals Leetzan like a little school girl. She walks over to Fred and says in a much calmer voice, "I'll do it."
Fred smiles and says, "Follow me." He leads you into the Evil Arcade's office, where the owner does his various business thingies. It looks like a typical cubical of sorts; untidy stacks of old work papers littler one corner near the computer desk. On the other side of the desk is a file cabinet that seems to be overloaded with papers. Another desk is near the file cabinet, but it looks more like it's used for writing on paper instead of Microsoft Word. Various posters with inspirational messages adorn the walls, saying stuff like "No Loafing!" or "Pick up dry cleaning on Tuesdays." Then there's the computer itself; it appears to be a Dell, and it certainly has seen a few years of work. "Lemme know when you're finished," Fred says before closing the door.

YOU CAN SWITCH POV BETWEEN SHURI AND LEETZAN UNLESS OTHERWISE STATED.

Originally Posted by Fawriel

*nudges Xion* It's not scary, it's CUTE! >(

no, it's scary. If somebody made a fursuit based on that picture...

...To be honest the wake of horror would be indescribable.

Okay, get hold os Spybot S&D, update it and let it loose.

The computer isn't turned on. D=

Sorry about teh delay, but my internet went down earlier today. =P

I think L33tz4n wants to do it manually.

Action: turn computer on
Action: analyze computer
Action: investigate extent of spyware/adware

The computer is a 200X Dell Limted Edition with Linux Windows XP Professional.

You press the conspicously(sp?) marked "POWER" button. Instead of being greeted with the standard Windows Startup screen, you are faced with a face. Literally. A big yellow smiley face graces the black void of the screen, with the words "Have a nice day!" written underneath it. A .wav file of an evil person laughing manically accompanies the smiley face.

POV CANNOT BE SWITCHED NOW. =D

That's a bit evil, locking the POV. I assume Shuri is continuing to play TTR, in the absence of any more voices in his head.

Get l33tz4n to überhack the computer.

Originally Posted by BoggyB

his

D<<<<<

The computer isn't responding to your keypresses.

The smiley face becomes an evil grinning face (>=D), but is soon replaced by the words ASSIMILATION WILL OCCUR IN 5 POST(S). You get the strangest feeling that someone already uberhacked the computer long before you did. =P

Switch of the computer, by pulling the power cord if needed.
Search for any disks/cds/usb drives and analyse them.
List L33tz4n's inventory.
Analyze computer hardware (by opening case if necessary).

mumble a four-lettered word that starts with "S" and ends in "T"

(I'm thinking Soot! What were YOU thinking?)

Exit room, saying "sorry, your computer is posessed!"

You take the most obvious action of attempting to turn off the computer by pressing the power button. Sadly, the computer is either frozen or malfunctioning, because it won't respond to your incessant clicking.
You try tugging on the power cord next, but someone apparantly bolted it to the wall, because it refuses to budge.
It is impossible to access the device manager at this time, but you estimate that the dreaded Dell has a DVD-ROM, a 3.5" floppy drive, a Zip Drive, and a headphone jack.

Your conclusive studies have shown that the computer has most likely been uberhacked by...someone. Probably your ebil twin from another message board. D= Turning to open the door and tell Fred that his comp is crazy, you think abruptly about Fooruman and his love for Base Metal breads...

...What?

You think you've been on this journey far too long. Maybe you should get a job at Microsoft or something. =P

BTW, the door's locked. OH NOSE!

You mumble "Salt!" before you check your inventory:
-Druid's Robe
-Yellow Contact Lens x1
-Whip of Beating +9
-Tunic

Attempt to pull the power cord from the computer itself.

The cord does plug into both the wall and the computer, have you forgotten?

You forgot to remove the side panel to look inside, and to look for any disks.

Hold the power button down for 10 seconds.

The power cord is affixed to the power supply, and I'm pretty sure you can't remove it from that end. The side panels are held down with magic duct tape. =D

You apply gentle pressure to the power button for about five minutes, but the computer is still running.

Action: Summon Rusty Iron Bat
Action: Beat computer with bat

If that doesn't work, then just attack the door. Doesn't it have glass in it?

And for the third time of asking, are there any disks or other removeable forms of storage (including, but not limited to, USB drives, flash memory cards, DVDs, CDs, Blue-ray discs, floppies)?

BoggyB: All the removeable stuff is bolted to the computer case, which is bolted to the desk, which is bolted to the floor which is connected the rest of the fortress so anything won't get stolen or haxored. Viva la Thy Dungeonman!

The door is RABID. D= You hit it with stuff, but the stuff seems to be breaking itself instead of the door. Physically hitting the door does no good either, as you end up doing more damage to your body than the door.

*goes in search of a list of spells*
*found the list way back on page http://www.jazz2online.com/jcf/showp...&postcount=880

Summon Water Elemental and attack the computer!

The Rabid door blocks all spellcasting.

Use whip to attempt to pick lock

How is that supposed to work? =P
Do any keys respond? ( keys on the keyboard )
If yes, simply try to RE-UBERHAX0R! ..I mea, DE-UBERHAX0R! ...or ANTI-UbERwhatever.

Search room for computer-releated equipment and analyze all equipment found.

BTW, is Shuri still playing TTR?

The whip's too flimsy and wide to fit in the lock.

Calling upon the mighty powers of Norton, you preform the legendary Ctrl-Alt-Del keypress, but to no avail. The computer refuses to follow any of your commands.

You search the room for computer stuff:
-Dell Keyboard
-Dell Monitor
-Dell Optical Mouse
-Dell 200X Limited Edition Computer Case (contents unknown)
-ACME Speakers
-That little power strip thingy that you plug stuff into
-Surge Protector
-Dell Laser Printer

Suddenly, the CD-ROM revs to about 128x speed. It sounds like a squeaky buzzsaw.

The Surge Protector! Turn off the surge protector!

And the Power Strip! KILL THE POWER!


Also, Duck.

Reaching for the nearest sharp pointy object (a pencil), you lunge underneath the desk to get the computer right at the jugular. Closer...closer...CLOSER, DRANIT!

The haunting melody of the Windows XP opening theme fills the air.
*BLIP*
Every square inch of reality disappears around you. That includes the floor. D=
You're soon found falling, falling, falling...until...
THUD.
Looks like reality decided to rebuild itself.
You look around at your surrounding. To your right, you spot a large green turtle walking on all fours at a realitively low speed. It stops just outside of your personal space and turns around, as though it hit some sort of invisible wall. To your left, you see a ledge, but you can't see what's on top of it from your perspective. Above and to the right of you lies a large cliff hewn of purple rock. All around you is a large grassy plain, with many a blowing leaf being carried in the strong winds. It appears to be nighttime. Out in the distance you can swampy forest which sits just in front of a sparkling lake. Farthe out you can see the bluish moon hanging up in the sky, above a range of rugged mountains. You can't help that notice that your whip is now gone, replaced with a blue rifle with the words "BFG-3000" imprinted on the side. Strange.

Now the question is...what will you do?

Inventory:
-Druid's Robe
-Yellow Contact Lens x1
-BFG-3000 Blaster
-Tunic

HEARTS:

Save game.
Go forward, shoot, jump, pick up the missiles, let yourself fall, continue on, shooting all the bees on the way with the missiles....

Not sure about 128x, but 52x is about the physical limit for the media. It's about the point where discs disintegrate (literally!) in the drive spraying shrapnel everywhere. 128x... lets just say the CD drive wouldn't be there anymore. Nor would anything at about the same level as it.

[ESC], select "Save game", pick a (preferable empty) save slot and save game there, blat the turtle, and continue playing Diamondus

Second level, Eighteen Carrot, I believe. Equip robes and everything, too.

Everything is already equipped. And saves are automatic. =P
You don't have any missles, but your blaster is more than enough to gib the approaching turtle, leaving its shell behind.

Faw: Fourteen Carrot, you mean.

GYAAAAAH! THE SHAME!

...hey, you didn't follow my commands. You were supposed to COLLECT the missiles first from the platform right above you in the very beginning.

There aren't any misslies nearby, but that's mostly because you didn't check the platform nearby (which is devoid of missiles, I can assure you).

NO ITS NOT FAWS MEMORY > U!!!!!!!!111 D===

...okaaaaay. Just jump up the ledge and go on fighting. Yay.

BFG-3000? only 1/3 of the power of the Doom 2 weapon?

Oh well. Blast the Turtle with BFG.

Xion: Kinda late for that. =P

You jump ont the ledge to your left. Resting up against the wall is a crate that appears to be made of metal plates nailed shoddily together.

Shoot it plz. And collect what comes out. And seriously, are you just desperately trying to stall time until Rad gets done with this battle system? =P

That is something I can neither confirm or deny. B)

Your shots bounce harmlessly off the crate. It's METAL, people!

My 1000th post. XD