And my 1000th reply! =D

My n^th pageclaim.

*reprograms jcf*
*this pageclaim will self-destruct in 5 seconds*
*beep beep beep...*


Buttstomp, uppercut or karate-kick the crate.

...kick? With what? I don't think she has a butt, really, either.
That leaves uppercutting. Or pwn the box with your tail. Yayay!

You compromise and smash the box with your tail. Now, you too will know the joy of picking metal splinters out of your tail with tweezers that you don't possess. =D

L_G teleports the deadly page to the heart of Boggy's fortress. It promptly blows up and levels everything within a five-block radius.

Nowgibbacontopic.

GO ON
And kick L_G for disappointing Faw. D=

Indeed. *threatens*

reap whatever was inside the box.

CT: D= I shall make it a rule that ANYONE doing any off-topic RP'ing with striked out text shall be subject to a severe beating by people.
Also, anyone doing any off-topic RP'ing that involves pageclaims or some other silly aspect that has nothing to do with this thread shall be punished as well.
<_< >_> X_X *dies from brain overload*

Xion: The box had nothing but air in it. And leftover metal splinters from the fashioning of the crate.

BTW, I'm under some college-related stress now; it be best that you don't mess with me. You've been warned.

Look around

*can't do anything else as the fortress is no more thanks to an explosive pageclaim*

Originally Posted by Lem_Gambino

BTW, I'm under some college-related stress now; it be best that you don't mess with me. You've been warned.

If you need me to take back over, I probably can. Even though I should be drawing sprites for the battle system.

DRAW SPRITES >((((((((((((((

And, erm... go on. Forward. And kick butt.

Get: Shards

You can not get ye shards!

Rad: I'm fine; I just had to blow off some steam. XP
BoggyB: 9_9 You're standing on on ledge on the far left side of the level, where the crate once was. a path leads over to a tree, under which is another turtle on patrol. beyond the turtle is a ledge that leads up into a dark cave. Hovering over this first area is a large rock platform that you haven't fully explored yet. You can't climb onto the platform from this side.
Faw: That's Rad's job. =P
Xion: There are no shards to collect.

I was talking to Rad because he ordered me to annoy him. Yay!

Kill the next turtle with the gun.

Originally Posted by Lem_Gambino

Xion: The box had nothing but air in it. And leftover metal splinters from the fashioning of the crate.

These.

Xion: You said SHARDS, not SPLINTERS. XD PAWNED They're useless anyway.

The turtle is too far away for your shots to hit him/her/whatever.

You are stalling time so badly. Eh.

Moooooooooooooooove forward.
Draaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw weapon.
Shoot. Please. At the turtle. Nowhere else.

I SPECIFIE D=

The turtle has been reduced to a cloud of pixels. =D

You are now standing outside the cave entrance. To get up there, you have to jump. Just above your head are a couple of small platforms leading up the side of the platform you just passed under. There is a tree that you can jump on as well.

To make it easier, please use up/down/left/right. This IS a platforming secton after all.

Originally Posted by Lem_Gambino

I'm fine

YOURE NOT GET AWAY

Not to sound mean, but this gets all mixed up together since L_G took control over. The plot at the moment makes no real sense. It turned into big bag of cameos from video games, didn't it? Instead of pure randomness, so common in Radium's threads, which you all seemed to like it, is gone. Now you have one big video game crossover, followed with FFE references there and there. Not a thing you'd like to see, eh?

I want everyone to vote for Radium as DM.

Derby: Acronym removal.

Personally, I'm quite amused at the way it's turned out. Never thought that we would be playing JJ2 in an unrelated RPG. And don't forget about SmarterChild's screwdriver (which I don't think is game-related at all). Besides, since when was the plot in these things ever meant to make sense?


Jump up to the cave entrance.

Cooba: FFE? Explain yourself, mortal.
BoggyB: =D Glad you agree. SC's screwdriver is an important plot point.

I'm posting because I'm currently at college as of this post, and unable to access my computer which has JJ2: TSF and CC99 on it. Unless someone is willing to take time to cut and paste screenshots into one big map, we'll be stuck here for while, until about 2:00 PM Pacific Time. However...

You coil up your tail and use it as a springboard to reach the next ledge. The cave is definately creepy and dark enough to deter any adventurer, but maybe you can prove them wrong.

Derby: Acronym removal.

Avoid the bees.
Do NOT stomp on a plastic block in floor which is going to appear soon.

If Radium doesn't come back in 50 posts I hack JCF.

Well, you see, here is the current story.


This is Radium.


Radium and Risp were making a new battle engine for the Uberbob thread. However, the new engine needed new sprites. And lots of them.


Lem Gambino agreed to take over while Radium worked really hard on the sprites.


Radium turned out to be too lazy to work on the sprites. Fawriel could have helped, but he was also too lazy.


While Radium delayed working on the sprites, Lem ran out of content for the Uberbob thread.


So, Radium started actually working on the sprites slightly or at least pretending to do so while Lem handled the thread incredibly well.


Coppertop, meanwhile, secretly hopes the thread will die so she has less to moderate.


So, in summary, the sooner I get the sprites done, the sooner we can move on.

Originally Posted by Radium

Fawriel could have helped, but he was also too lazy.

*busy

Originally Posted by Cooba

Avoid the bees.
Do NOT stomp on a plastic block in floor which is going to appear soon.

Better idea: blat the bees so we don't have to avoid them.

Also: analyze BFG3000. It would be nice to know if we're on limited ammo before we found out the hard way

Originally Posted by Cooba

If Radium doesn't come back in 50 posts I hack JCF.

*digs out emergency supply of LARTs to give to mods and admins*
*realises that he's gone against L_G's rule*
*beats self with a (non-spiky) LART*

I say we just use the OLD sprite system for now and just badger Radifoo for sprites.

*considers unblocking radium to badger him*

Originally Posted by Xion

I say we just use the OLD sprite system for now and just badger Radifoo for sprites.

The new battle engine needs new sprites or else suffer incredible confusing-ness. But I've sort of started working on them.

Rad: I don't have a fro; I call it my pififul excuse for hair since no one has been able to cut it. D=
Xion: Not while I'm DM you're not.
BoggyB: *sigh* What's a LART anyway???

The BFG 3000 is a blue gun that contains a powerful plasma core that can generate unlimited rounds of explosive goodness.

The tunnel is dark, although enough light flows through the holes in the cave walls to see. The path through the tunnel curves into a small hill that leads upwards. The faint buzzing of a bumblebee can be heard from inside the cave.

Interesting note: Physics used in video games aren't the same in message board RPGs like this one (i.e.: Enemies flying through walls. I HATE that!)

LART = Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool. Ranges from a two-by-four to something more potent. The BFG-3000 would make a good LART.

Continue through the tunnel. If we see a bee, blat it first and think about it second.

(edit: LART can be used as both a verb and a noun. e.g. "a LART is a two-by-four", "I'm going to LART this luser")

LFG 2000*

Why did you change the BFG? The BFG is supposed to have a GREEN core, not a BLUE core.

cretin.

Cooba: This isn't JJ2. =P
Xion: Whoever said that?

You carefully slither(sp?) up the hill. Just beyond is a be buzzing around in its little personal space. However, that space is actually pretty big (--EPIC >P), so the bee dive bombs you. You use your eleet Unreal Tournament skillz to dodge the bee and frag it.

You are now inside the cave. Further up ahead, another turtle is on patrol. In a small pit, you see a gray stone block with an exclaimation point on it's face. Your orders?

Smite turtle
Scan rock

You gib the turtle. However, you don't have Pandora's Goggles with you, so any Scanning is impossible at this time. D=

Smite the block with her tail!

Action: Examine rock

HAVE YOU NEVER PLAYED DOOM 2???

You are the weakest DM goodbye.

"Hello, Starfighter! Welcome aboard the Shadow. Are you ready to be scared to death?! Muahahahaha!" -Some Old CG Movie

It is a rock with an exclaimation point carved into it. The block is now a bunch of smaller blocks since you smashed it to pieces with your mighty tail. You can see a small room on the other side of the hole you just made. BTW, I forgot to mention the beehive near the area the turtle is on patrol. =D Have a nice day!

omgomg watch out for beez pleez ;(