MEGAWARP: X,Y,Z.

Pageclaim.

Cooba: THIS isn't JJ2. The LEVEL is from JJ2, though.
BoggyB: The computer has no eyes.
Risp: This Wednesday or next?

Despite your old man-ness, you jump through the hole and land back onto the normal path of the level. Where to next? You can go left, back the way you came, or right, which leads to the rest of the level.

X, Y, Z does not computeth.

Right.

He told me now that he will be done with the thingy at the end of thanksgiving vacation D=.

Megawarp: Pi, Pi, Pi

Originally Posted by Lem_Gambino

X, Y, Z does not computeth.

*computeth not.

I want Radium back as DM. Im getting bored of reading this now. ;l

Originally Posted by ÄÉæÛÕ

I want Radium back as DM. Im getting bored of reading this now. ;l

Be patient, Unpronouncible(sp?) Name.

Risp: D= Indeed.
Xion: The good news is, you landed inside a giant pie! Now you can stuff that black hole of a stomach full. The bad news is you get eaten by an even bigger guy with an even bigger appetite and a bigger stomach. =P

Fed up with your attempted escape, Mister Control Freak bans the usage of Megawarp. "Only the one called Radium can unlock this spell when he returns from his epic quest, MORTAL!" he bellows.

Ye treketh to the right of yonder cave Here, ye lay eyes upon thine foul creature that is classified as "Turtle Goon." Shall ye engage combat with the cur, or shall ye be daring and leap over yonder fiend to safety?

Pause Game
Settings: Language
--Change from Pirate to Common
Unpause game

Engage turtle goon.

Ye out thy gun to thine turtle's and pull thine trigger. Now he's deadeth.

This isn't Pirate, it's Thy Dungeonman. XD

Pause game
Change Language: ENGLISH
Unpause game

Look Around

Originally Posted by ÄÉæÛÕ

I want Radium back as DM. Im getting bored of reading this now. ;l

Ae? You read this thread? HELO ;D

Anyway, don't worry kids (minus Boggy), Radium will be back soon.

Whaddyah talkng about? This be english, Xiohn. XD

You're currently standing inside ah cave. Since this is ah 2D perspective, the weay you, one's old bean, fie came in is to the left, and the weay you, one's old bean, haven't gone is to the roysh. In the middle of the cave is hole that leads intoh the Quick Change roohm you, one's old bean, fie came out of. the roysh pahth leads down anuhthah tunnel outside, but ah beehive hangs ohn the wall, but noh bees aaare spewing forth mwah mwah sweetie it...yet. The tileset is Diamondus 2.

Pause
Set Language = Pig Latin
Unpause

Ontinuecay onway ownday ethay unneltay. Ifway away eebay
appearsway, ootshay itway.

Pre Win 3.1 Episode 1 doesn't have ah Pig Latin optiohn installed. Please visit www.notaaarealwebsite.com <--- Read: not an actual site for the patch.

Haaark, ah bee is present! And it stings you, one's old bean, because it fie came out of the hive unexpectedly! You, one's old bean, gib it and the hive mwah mwah sweetie wence it came! Which is something you, one's old bean, can't doh in JJ2! One is acting fancy one is hopped ohn Prozac!

Continue down yondah tunnel?

Heaaarts: ♥♥♥♥

Available Languages: Ali G, Cockney Rhyming Slang, Irish, Scouse, Yorkshire Chicken Run, Brummie, Geordie, Scottie, Jolly Well Spoken.

Go back, change into Faw, and heal self.

Set language = Yorkshire Chicken Run

Back ta t' sharp Change Roa thee trek, 'opin ta change intoa Faw ta 'eal thy wounds. T' change is successful bur when thee try ta cast 'eal, thee gerr an access violation error slapped i' thy fyass. "Sorry, bur nerrr. That's cheytin' i' 'em thar 'ills," t' Mista Control Freyt bellows.

*downloads Kamikaze sound bank from Worms 2*
.................................................. .......download complete
Set language = Worms2:Kamikaze

Make a mad dash along the tunnel, blasting anything that moves and anything that doesn't move but looks like it might move.

kill 'em all, let god sort 'em out.

Kamikaze!Kamikaze!Kamikaze!Kamikaze!Kamikaze!Kamik aze!Kamikaze!Kamikaze!Kamikaze!Kamikaze!Kamikaze!K amikaze!Kamikaze!Kamikaze!Kamikaze!Kamikaze!Kamika ze!Kamikaze!Kamikaze!Kamikaze!Kamikaze!Kamikaze!Ka mikaze!Kamikaze!Kamikaze!Kamikaze!Kamikaze!Kamikaz e!Kamikaze!Kamikaze!Kamikaze!Kamikaze!Kamikaze!Kam ikaze!Kamikaze!Kamikaze!Kamikaze!Kamikaze!

(Translation: There's nothing else to kill. =P It makes me a sad panda knowing that you're wasting valuable posting space that could've been used on the most obvious solution. I taunt thee, mortals! *TAUNT* How'dya like me now, huh?!)

Download 'Irish' language

Continue going down tunnel, kill anything if it attacks you

Whaich way chucker yer want ter go? (please use left/right/up/down)

Press "Alt+F4".

look around

Head right along the tunnel. Tally ho, old chap!

Alt+F4: Pre-Win 3.1 Episode One: Ineffective
YOUR SOUL BELONGS TER DE COMPY 386

You are standin' inside a cave. De planet yer appear ter be on is Diamondus, since de rocks dat muk de walls are poorpil, an' said rock contain valuable gems dat yer won't fend anywhere else in dis or any other universe. A patt leadin' lef takes yer back ter de clearin' yer jist came from (notice de "Kill Dis Rabbit!" poster near dat exit), an' roi leads ter a shaft dat yer 'aven't fully explored yet. Thar's ruined beehive 'angin' from de roi wall av dat shaft. in de middle av de cave is a 'ole in de groun' dat leads ter a wee room dat 'olds de Quick Change Stashun yer love so much. Dare wus an ammo crate dare too, but yer looted 'tis contents earlier. On de patt leadin' roi is a poorpil mushie dat oi forgot ter menshun.

You're now standin' on de ledge on de roi side av de cave, at de top av de shaft leadin' downward. Course av acshun?

Jump into the pit.

De pit in de middle av de cave, or de wan on de roi?

*slaps face* Change the language to Common, will you please?

And go right.

You walk right until you can no longer feel the ground beneath your feet, causing the force of gravity to work it's wonderful magic on your body...

THUD.

Thank goodness you landed on your feet, and not your head, and on something this is relatively soft, and not sharp and pointy. It wouldn't hurt to LOOK before you did that again, though.

Right next to you is a small blue Jack-In-The-Box (not the restruant, geniuses XP) with a red check mark on the side. On the left you can see a ledge that has four floating ice cubes above it, held up by an unseen force. The right leads into another clearing, from which you can make out a...floating tree branch? Odd. Upon the branch rests a large green pad about three feet in diameter; it appears to made of some kind of plastic material or similar. The pad rests upon a tiny spring, and the whole assembly is frozen in a block of ice in the shape of the contraption (minus the branch). Patrolling underneath the branch is another Turtle Goon, and you can hear the loud buzz of a Bumblingbee in the distance.

Examine small blue JAck-in-a-box

It's a Jack-In-The-Box. However, it has NO HANDLE D= It does have a nice red check mark on the sides, though.

gib turtle
slap jack-in-the-box
get ice

and admire the nice red checkmarks on the jack-in-the-box, in addition to what the other internal voice, Xion, said

Enjoy mud

Slapping the Jack-In-The-Box is easily done. The box makes a "boi-oing" sound before a cute Jazz Jackrabbit plushie pops out, attached to a spring. Other than providing mild amusement, the box seems to have no special properties.

Turtle > Dead.

There's a small matter of "The ice is up on a ledge, and it's floating, genius" that needs to be sorted out.

The mud is squishy between your toes =D

Walk left until you reach a wall. Jump up and left. Fall left. Walk left. Fall.

Or just attempt to pick up the floating ice.

Set language = automatic

Originally Posted by BoggyB

Set language = automatic

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don't

The ice is RIGHT, am I right?

Go: Right
Jump on ledge
Retrieve Ice