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THE THIRD PAGE IS MINEEEEE!!!! -kaZ;

Originally Posted by Kaz

Who is Billy?!

Derby: Abused content removal. You will receive a subwarning for this.

You could at least include the edited out comment instead of sending it to the void, I don't even remember the offense now.

Originally Posted by Kaz

You could at least include the edited out comment instead of sending it to the void, I don't even remember the offense now.

Excellent, no?

Derby's ways are unfathomable.

Which is what makes him so durned good at what he does.

[/suckup]

Originally Posted by Derby

Excellent, no?

Actually, I can't remember what NOT to do.

AAAHH!!! TOPIC = EDITED!!! BAD KAZ! BAD!

Funny, I have no problem remembering what not to do.. back on topic, plz ...

Yes, back on topic, please... AND MORE STORY!!! NARR!!!

I'd post it if I had enough time to type it up. I hate living in this campground.

Idea for you for typing up the story: make a text document. Type when you get a chance, then save, then type some more later. Once you have enough for a chapter, post!

I do that already, N0. I can't save anything on these computers (not allowed) and my floppies are packed.

*Coughdonotletthisdiefindahousesoonctpleasethanksc ough*

Originally Posted by N0B0DY

*Coughdonotletthisdiefindahousesoonctpleasethanksc ough*

*coughdittocough*

*coughcheckyourprivatemessagescough*

*coughthanksperfectcough*

Now what I'd really like is a html code to put it down to the right of the other buttons =P.

CT, why not this instead. PM yourself the story as you write it so at least you have it on the server.

I would have thought of that if I had been thinking at that moment.

Note to self: Radium has yet to "think."

I'm getting a house tomorrow. YaY! I should be back on and writing in no time now.

Hurraaayyy! Yay for Coppertop! A big house?

I'm not really sure. We're going to look at it tonight. If we don't like it too bad because we're taking it anyway Been in this campground for two months. Getting sick of it.

Let us know how it goes.

YAY!

*hugs Copper*

Er... *lets go; flees to Misc*

I'm glad you are moving in. Don't let anyone get hurt moving boxes and random sharp objects around! And once you are settled in, another peice of a story would be nice. But only after you have settled in and gotten back into the swing of things.

`N0

The guy who is living in the house currently just found out that he's supposed to move. Now they say Monday before we can get in there. Sounds like the landlord is stalling, major.

Jeez, this is frustrating. It went below freezing last night. *shivers*

*Insert random mad emoticon here*

/me gives the person living in where Coppertop is supposed to be right now a nice, solid boot to the face.

Wait. It's past Monday.

You in your new house, CT?

Originally Posted by 4I Falcon

/me gives the person living in where Coppertop is supposed to be right now a nice, solid boot to the face.

Wait. It's past Monday.

You in your new house, CT?

Sounds like the guy wasn't informed he was being replaced.

In my house, yes, but no internet connection yet. As soon as I get it, I'll be posting like crazy ;p

YaY! Glad you got a house.

Okie, been a while I know, but I finally got enough time at the library to type this up

Acid shook his head at Electrik. "What are you doing?"
Electrik glanced up from the aged speeder he was checking. "I can't believe they're using this thing. I mean, the circuits are almost fried, the engine casings are cracking, and it uses a fusion drive! I thought those were outlawed YEARS ago. Who owns this, anyway?"
"Electrik ..."
"Yeah, what?"
"I think they might."
"Who?" Electrik turned to see a group of tough-looking, angry Shellions, coming towards them. "OH."
"Can we leave? Like, now?" Acid said plaintively.
"Sure."
They began edging away. Acid glared at his older brother.
"What in blazes possessed you to even touch that thing?"
"It had a fusion drive!'
"So? What has that got to do with anything?"
"Everything!"
"I doubt it! It just doomed us, bro!"
"I admit, thses guys look like they cut their teeth on hand grenades ..."
"Electrik!" Acid hissed, horrified. Electrik grinned sheepishly.
"Sorry, Acid."
"Not yet, you're not,' Acid said. "I think 'these guys' are going to make us a lot sorrier."
"You bet," one Shellion growled. Acid glanced at Electrik, who returned the look.
"I don't think talking will help here, 'Lec ..."
"I got that impression too."
"Shall we leave? Hastily?"
Electrik paused. "Wait a minute." He zapped the nearest Shellion, an electrical charge leaping from his hand. The thug keeled over.
Electrik's grin, however, faltered when the turtle hauled himself back up again, looking overly homocidal.
"Run?" Acid asked.
"Run," Electrik agreed.
The pair took to their heels, flying past the startled Shellions. "Acid, I'm sorry for everything I ever did to you," Electrik yelled. Acid blinked.
"Everything?"
"Well, maybe not everything ..."
The brothers' innate fleetness allowed them to outrun the lumbering Shellions easily. Finally, they slowed.
"What were you thinking?" Acid bellowed at his no-longer-repentant brother. "Were you thinking?"
"Let me think about this. No. You're supposed to be the intelligent one!"
"Yeah, well, that move was about as intelligent ... as Foo!"
"Heaven forbid," Electrik said, horrified. "Say I have more brains than him, please!"
"Well ... I have to admit ..."
"I promise it won't happen next time," Electrik said. Acid shook his head.
"'Lec, there won't BE a next time. From now on, leave strange speeders alone."
"Right." Electrik saluted. "Now, what were we doing?"
"Running ...?"
"Nono, before that."
"Shocking mad turtles."
"Rewind."
"Inspecting speeders?"
"Earlier ..."
"Ah. Heading to Carrotus Castle."
"Oh yeah."
"Oh yeah. Let's go."

Not much action, I'm afraid. It'll get better.

May not have been much action, but that's one heckuva chappie. Great fun.

"What were you thinking? ...Were you thinking?"

Priceless.

CT still pwns my face off.

CT Is back in town!

I like your writing. Keep it up, ok?

I agree with Foureye and Nobody, only twice as much.

*hugs CT for... eh, I'll think of a reason later*

All stories that are only action are pointless --.

True.

Well, these are going to be longer in coming, as I have to print them off of my computer, toddle over to the library, and spend half an hour typing them back up. Still, they're coming

*hugs Radium back*

Still say you should just pm them to yourself --.

Originally Posted by Kaz

All stories that are only action are pointless --.

In that case, I suck! VWOOOT!

I'd still have to type them out on the library computer.

Elexei grinned. "So here I am, about five of them standing around me, and they're just staring at me. There's this schwartzenguard behind me, he's winding up with his flailerang, and there's this shockbot in front of me, trying to zap me with his shockcharger. The schwartzenguard throws his flailerang low, trying to catch me at the knees, right? So I jump, it gets the bot instead, which zaps the Shellion, and they fall over and crack heads with each other. So now there's a lame shockbot and a Shellion staggering around, and three left, just staring at me. Jeez, Tira, take a breath!" He pounded Tira Diamond helpfully on the back as she laughed. She finally regained control.
"Thanks, 'Lex. Oh, man ..."
"I didn't think it was that funny," he said, which set her off again.
"Sorry, Elexei," she said between gasps for air and bouts of laughter. "I can just imagine that bot and the schwartzenguard hitting heads ..."
"All right," he said dubiously, shrugging.
"What happened next, 'Lex?" Kira Diamond, Tira's twin, asked.
"Well, they kind of woke up, and I hit the dirt quick. They're just firing blindly, right, and I tend to blend in with the dirt. So they're running around shooting anything that moves and some things that aren't, and one trips over me."
"Oh, no," Curvegrinder said. "I can tell what happens next ..."
"Yeah," Elexei agreed. "Next thing I know there's another one on top of him, and I scram. Chain reaction: five seconds after I'm out, they're all in a pile. That wouldn't have been so bad, but the shockbots are still firing, and the flailerangs are returning to the schwartzenguards, and there's this Snapper in the middle, biting everybody."
"Ouch," Kira said.
"I didn't stick around to see any more," Elexei went on. "Who knows when they would have sorted that out?"
"True," Grinder agreed. Tira sat up.
"I have no idea why that was so funny."
"Neither do we," Elexei agreed. Kira eyed her sister critically before suddenly grinning.
"That's okay, Tira. We'll forgive you."
"Eventually," Grinder chortled. Tira gave him a mock glare, and he subsided.
Elexei glanced at his watch.
"Whoa, is that the time?"
"Lemme see," Tira hauled on his arm. She peered at the watch. "Yes, that is definitely the time."
"Incredible deduction, Tira," Elexei said straightfaced. "Unfortunately it means that I have to go."
"Where?" Tira demanded, releasing his arm.
"The 'port. A guy I know is coming in on the Temitango VII, needs a ride to Carrotus Castle."
"Who?" Kira asked. Elexei eyed her dubiously.
"Defalcon Phoenix. Is this the third degree?"
"Don't know him," Tira announced. "Can we come?"
"Sure, why not?"
"C'mon, Kira. Grinder, you coming?"
"Nah, got other things to do. Nice talking to you, though."
"Yeah," Elexei agreed. "See you later, Grinder. Girls?"
Tira grinned. "What?"
"Let's go. Defalcon's ship is arriving, like, now."

Odd chappie, still, got the Diamond twins, Elexei, and Defal in All in all, a productive part.

*'s jaw drops so profoundly in astonishment at Copper's skilled use of FOUR of his characters that he almost trips over it.*

*manually closes his jaw.*

I'm honoured, CT. Honoured and surprised. But mostly honoured.

*grins*

...And I'll probably use that exact same anecdote in E:JF2 or 3 or something. You're good at this, CT.

Or put them on disk, that would also work --. No internet >_>...