Say: "You said you were placed here by Unfooruman. How long has it been since you last saw him?"

Look for an off switch on SC. >=)

Mypageplzthnx. >=D

Find a wall.
Put hand on the wall.
Move right, continuing to have your hand on the wall.
==If wall=corner
====Go around the wall.
==If wall=ends
====Stop.

Originally Posted by Radium

No macros. They cause you to miss both important and irrelevant information, making the game a lot more boring. Let's make this something worthy to go in the WT, not Community Game Development.
BAD: If key is in door {open door} else {find key}
GOOD: Is the key in the door?

Examine walls to find a switch

Originally Posted by Infinite Spaz

Stratnstrat: does the light were attempting to turn on even exist?
ItalicSemicolon: no

I rocks.

Ask SmarterChild : "Where's exit from this room?"

Say to SC: "Inbox"

I'll go with the various commands that didn't suck.

"Where's exit from this room?" you ask SmarterChild. Fooruman goes back to quietly chewing on his foot.
"Where's exit from this room? That's a good question, Uberbob This Is L33tz4n Shuriken And Fawriel And That's Fooruman. What pets do you have?" Your head feels strangely like it is going to explode.

"Why it's a good question?"

"Why is it a good question?" you ask the robot.
"Hmm... I really don't know why it's a good question, Uberbob This Is L33tz4n Shuriken And Fawriel And That's Fooruman. Maybe you should get AOL version 15." You feel like you should strangle the robot, but know it would do no good.

"Why you don't know why it's a good question?"

Cooba, do you enjoy heads exploding?

Place the Bookmark of Eternity on SC.

Tell Fooruman to tell SmarterChild about his arcane powers! ALL OF THEM!

You consider trying to pin SC down with the bookmark of eternity, but conclude that it would do no good since he hasn't moved since you first met him. Instead, you direct your attention back to the elderly wizard, who is still chewing on his foot.
"Fooruman!" you tell him with fake excitement, "why not tell SmarterChild about your arcane powers! All of them!" The wizard frowns with extreme glee, getting up and running over to the robot.
"My good lady," Fooruman address him, "it has come to my attention that I have not been given the chance to explain the extent of my arcane powers to you. But tell me, have you ever heard of a substance called 'cardboard'?"
Again, SmarterChild seems at a loss for words. "Your stupid hurts me ;(," he says, but is abruptly cut off by Fooruman.
"Silence, mortal, for I have a story to tell. A story of action, adventure, and adventure. Actually, I have no such thing. But I can sing," Fooruman says. The enchantresphere dims it's light to a dark purple glow, and Fooruman sings in the most beautiful women's voice you have ever heard: "First I was afraid! I was petrified! I was thinking Iiiii could never Liiiiive without you by my side!"
"Please die now; you give me a headache," SmarterChild says as Fooruman starts to flop around the ground like a fish while singing.
"But then something or other, about how you did me wrong... I forget most of the otehr wooords to this soooong!"
The next thing you see is a bright flash of light and hear the sound of an explosion. Pieces of torn metal bounce off the walls around you, no doubt the remains of SmarterChild. When the smoke clears, you see a large hole in the wall SmarterChild was standing near, and Fooruman looking down at his remains with disappointment. "My singing was just too sexy for him," he says sadly.
The Enchantresphere begins to glow brightly again, and you look around. Everybody seems okay, except for L33tz4n, who is wincing and holding her shoulder. You think you can see purplish blood running between her fingers.

Go to L33tz13 and ask : "Anything okay?"
Go through hole in wall

YAYS I WIN n_n

Comfort L33tz4n again and try to make the pain go away with some shaman-like sucking-and-waving-hands-stuff. It really works!

Congratulate Fooruman on being useful.

You quickly congratulate Fooruman on having a purpose in life. "Anything okay?" you ask L33tz4n.
"My head didn't explode. That's okay," she says sarcastically. You can see her shoulder better, and it looks like she was cut by a piece of flying scrap metal.
"I can heal that with my ancient Shaman magic," you tell her, trying to hide the fact that you don't know any ancient Shaman magic. Shuriken and Fawriel both turn to see what you do.
"Shaman magic?" Shuriken asks, "I thought you just did that doll thing."
"And you c-can't do healing magic; I wouldn't be special anymore!" Faw cries.
You aren't really all that sure how Shaman magic works, but dancing around and waving your arms seems like a good place to start. You hop around a little and wave your arms like a maniac. Everybody seems to be expecting something, maybe some magic words. Lacking anything better to say, you scream "heal!". Not surprisingly, nothing happens.
"Could you... stop that," L33tz4n asks, "it's kind of scary."

Have Faw heal her.

Examine the hole in the wall.

Fawriel is still out of magic after the last battle. It'll probably come back later at an incredibly inefficient time.
You look at the hole in the wall. It's about three feet in diameter, and looks as if it broke into a tunnel. The tunnel goes around a corner, but you can see light coming from around the bend. "That's probably intended to be the room's exit," Shuriken points out. You aren't quite sure why somebody would build a brick wall in front of the exit, unless they were truely evil.

Get : Metal Shrapenal
Equip
Check Inventory

No! Leave the metal shrapnel in!

If we take it out, then the blood will gush more, and L33tz4n will die.

do you really think radium would kill L33tz4n?

Rip a piece of your shirt off and tie it around Lettzan's arm to stop the bleeding.
SAVE.
Enter the tunnel.

Stratten: Possibly. XP

Tearing off a piece of your shirt, you wrap it around L33tz4n's shoulder to stop the bleeding. "Works a little better than Shaman magic," Shuriken notes, helping you tie the bandage when she realizes you can't tie a knot.
"Thank you," L33tz4n says quietly, going to examine the hole in the wall.
You also take a moment to search the room and locate the bloody piece of shrapnel. You add it to the mess of other random things you carry.

SAVE.
Enter. The. Darn. Tunnel. Please.

Originally Posted by Radium

I'm making saves automatic.

Yee-haw!

*hits head on keyboard* Just enter the tunnel, please. I don't want to deal with a Smarter Child version 2. >=O

You climb into the hole and crawl through the tunnel. When you reach the end, you find yourself in a hallway, but notice that it is extremely different from the previous room. The walls in this room are made from metal plates, quite similar to the underground maze, only much newer. An opening of what appears to be some kind of chute on the ceiling suggests there was probably an alternate enterance that was overlooked. The ground of the hallway is made from packed dirt, but you see no footprints.
"Stop!" you hear Shuriken yell as you start to walk down the hallway. She points at a vertical row of tiny black dots on the wall. "You missed those," she says, kicking some of the dirt off the ground. Indeed, in the cloud of dust you can see thin red lines going across the hallway. "Secrurity lasers," she explains, "probably triggering a trap or signaling guards."
"Glad we have some ninja skills in the party," you tell her. She mumbles something along the lines of "I'm not a ninja."
"Wow," says Fawriel, helping L33tz4n climb through the tunnel with her injured arm, "it's a lot less dramatic when you can see the thing that triggers the trap."
"Indeed. Any idea how to get around it?" Shuriken asks, "these bars are too close together to fit though, and the dirt's only about an inch deep." You are surprised she mentioned this, because you thought you'd be the only one to think of digging.

Inventory check

View: Laser holes: How many rows of them are there, and their height from the ground.

Or something.

The lasers are placed every two inches, starting about an inch off the ground. They go all the way up to the ceiling, the final one about an inch from the top. You think that a motion sensor probably would've cost less here.
You sift through your useless junk collection. Crushed berries, a bloody piece of metal, your knife, the magic map, the vial of middenite, roll of tape, and, of course, the 'scraptstrudel.

Tape the laser sensors

Yay suicidaladventurers.

I'd rather examine the rest of the room.
And ask someone in the party whether holding the piece of metal into the beam to reflect it will do any good.

Throw the 'scraptstrudel into the laser beams.

Clean shrapnel with Fooruman's robe (or whatever he's wearing)
Use shrapnel to reflect laser beams