"Will reflecting the beams do any good?" you ask Shuriken, since she seems to be the only one with the mad ninja skills to know.
"No," she replies, "there are sensors on the other side; we can't break the beams. Mirrors would only be of any use if we could reflect the beam all the way around us and back directly into the sensor." You dislike how hopeless she makes the situation sound.
The rest of the room is completely empty. Not even a pile of gold or something.

Put a drop of middenite on each sensor and walk through.

You place a drop of the the empty looking vial's contents onto a couple of the sensors. The laser continues to shine through it, unmodified. You decide to stop before you use up all the middenite.

SAVE GAME

Saves are automatic, dolt.

Show inventory

Stick hand in the light beam we dropped middenite on.

Originally Posted by Infinite Spaz

Stick hand in the light beam we dropped middenite on.

Eeeh, no. Good idea, but too dangerous.
Go back into the previous room, pick up a bone and throw it into the light beams from a save distance.

Examine sensors
Examine beams
Also, examine L33tz4n's butt a bit.

Pageclaim in name of examining females.

Originally Posted by Agent Cooba

Also, examine L33tz4n's butt a bit.

W00t!
I'm all for that! ^_^

Originally Posted by Piccolo

W00t!
I'm all for that! ^_^

...uhm...her what?

Aye, there be no signs of intellegence on the high seas of Planet Cooba.

You throw a bone into the lasers. Unfortunately, the ground collapses and you fall into a dark chamber where you are tortured until you die. Continuing from post 163.

Examine sensors
Examine beams

Strato is hilarious.

But how can the whole ground collapse if we threw the bone from a safe distance.. ah, whatever.

+ Examine L33tz4n! ^_^

The sensors are a small row of black dots on the opposite wall. They are lined up perfectly with each laser. You kick some more dirt into the air so the beams will be visible again. The laser beams themselves are red and about half a centimeter thick.
You look at L33tz4n. She has tealish-blue skin and pale green hair. She is wearing a green shirt and has on her tinted contact lenses, probably so her natural glowing white eyes look less scary. She is about a foot shorter than you, but would probably be about three feet taller if she stood on the very end of her tail.

Examine : Cooba's brain

Examine : Radium's sense of humor
Action : Annoy

And see what happens when you hold one of L33tie's contacts into the lasers. Whey hey!

You can not seem to locate either of those. And L33tz4n does not want to give you her contact.

Pour middenite on self. Go through the lasers. Interperative dance.

"We can cover ourselves with Middenite," you suggest, taking out the half-empty vial, "notice how the vial looks like it has no back. I'm guessing this stuff bends light."
L33tz4n looks at the vial, disappointed. "That's all we have?"
"Not to mention it seems to dry up fast. There won't be enough for all of us," Shuriken concludes, "I'd say maybe... two." There is a brief silence as your party looks from one to another. "I'll let you make the call," she says.
Making important decisions, let alone intelligent ones, never seemed to be your specialty. You carefully consider everyone in your party. Shuriken has the advantage of being quick, deadly, and incredibly ninja, but has very little skill with magic and often needs healing in battles. Fawriel is your party's only healer (with the exception of the occasional enchantresphere that randomly is able to cast healing magic) and usually manages fight okay, but has a somewhat slow reaction time and often gets quite annoying. L33tz4n has the advantage of being a summoner (and that small crew of fighters she can summon could certainly come in handy), but she isn't as strong or fast as the others. Fooruman... it looks like you left him in the last room anyway. You also take time to consider whether or not you should go. Even though you're fairly strong and have some good magic skills, you've seen that Shuriken is also perfectly capable of leading the party. Alternatively, you could just flip a coin over who goes, but you've noticed random events seem to hate you.

I'll let you guys think long and hard about this. Remember that either Uberbob or Shuriken have to be one of the two people to go, since they're the only two playable characters.

I say Shuri + L33tz4n, since then we meet the leadership requirements, we can have more than two people to fight for us (if our spells come back), and we can still pwn monsters. The only thing we lack is healing.

Faw + Leetzan.

Originally Posted by RSPSS FR

I say Shuri + L33tz4n, since then we meet the leadership requirements, we can have more than two people to fight for us (if our spells come back), and we can still pwn monsters. The only thing we lack is healing.

Second this.

Originally Posted by Lem_Gambino

Faw + Leetzan.

You need Shuriken or Uberbob in there.

Shuri + Faw

Shrui and L33tz4n seems the most powerful combination. I vote that.

-ThO

Shuri and L33tz4n. Definitely the best combo, since they appear to be the only two in the current group that have any amount of thinking capacity.

...excuse me, please?
...ah, whatever.

*pokes Rad with a salad fork* You still alive, buddy?

L_G : What the kind of addiction you have to those salad forks?

Anyway, I just have a STRATEGY!


Simply, I choose Shuriken and Faw to go, but only if L33tzie has full MP. If it is, Shuri and Faw come across lasers. Then, L33tzan goes nearby lasers and summons everything she can.

faw has no mp, so he's no good.

The MP will regenerate, Stratn.

I'm rather busy with something, so I'll get back to this as soon as I'm done. Or closer to done. It'll be between one hour and three days, more likely three days. You guys go home and play real games or something 'till I'm back.

yes, but it will be at a suxfoo time before the mp is regenerated.

I refuse to abandon this game until it is FINISHED.

Cooba: WAAAAY back in the beginning, Grath cut a bridge leading across a chasm on Pandora's Isle/Spinach Custard, and sometime later Rad said somthing about God stabbing the earth with a salad fork or something, and it stuck The salad fork is now a holy weapon to be used against all newbish things. B)

I suggest Uberbob and Leetzan. you never know when you have to glitch.

You mean here-
http://www.jazz2online.com/jcf/showp...&postcount=839

Originally Posted by Radium

4.) The ravine is where God stabbed the earth with a salad fork.

EDIT-
Now I am teh Tales of Uberbob's official person-who-finds-old-posts-for-other-people, like Stratten is the official cartographer!

It's been three days.

A decision?

I still suggest to make Shuri go with Faw, and let L33tzan summon her stuff in way that they'll appear on other side of lasers.

Pro : Good healer
Con : Those guys might vanish after some time.

What the spork is Rad doing?

Shuri and Leetzan.