The dragon ate the Tail of Xeltoth.

I pag this clam.

Check inventory

You have nothing of interest.

Give nothing of interest to Mary, then ;p

Ask Mary if she knows anyone named Dennis.

Hellooooooo. I wanted to ask Mary where she's from. XP

Say: "I gotta go check on something quick."
Go: Back twoards dragon
Peek into the dragon area
==Look for steaming piles of dragon poo

And then get burned by the dragon. NEXT!

Xion gets a negative cookie for using a macro and coming up with crappy ideas (no pun intended... okay, so maybe there was some pun intended).
"Well I say - soh, where aaare you, one's old bean, from?" you ask the lady.
"Frightfully jolly England," she says, "an you three?"
"Engl... one mean, Laair of the Snufuss, Pandora's Island," says L33tz4n.
"4I Falcohn failed to provide any backstory, save for the fact that I has ah Father," you say.
"That weay," Fooruman says, pointing up and to the left.
The lady smiles. "Jolly smashing! I'd fluttah you three have some stories to tell."
"Actually, we were wondering if you, one's old bean, knew someone by the name of 'Dennis'."
"Dennis?" she asks, "why, indeed, he lives fie Dennis of here. Jolly good show old bean!"

Ask: Where is he?
Try to do it without the accent.

"Where lives the jolly lad?" you ask, even trying not to use the accent.
"Well I say - i've told you, one's old bean, he lives fie Dennis of here. Of couse, it innit everyone that gets their own directiohn an whatnot."

"Do you mind if we talk amongst ourselves for a few minutes for reasons completely unrelated to accents?"

"Doh you, one's old bean, mind if we chinwag amongst ourselves for ah few minutes for reasons completely unrelated to accents?" you ask the lady.
She laughs. "Oh, dane't be silly, deaaars," she says, "you dane't be needin to jolly well goh running orf to discuss anything."

... start battle with Mary!!!!!!!!!.................
Either that, or just ask about the room, its strange shape and the existence of any exits.
Or both. In either order.

You can not bring yourself to attack the nice lady. So, you decide to you decide to ask about the room. "Aaare there any exits to this roohm?" you ask.
"Leaving soh soohhn, aaare we, deaaars? Kick beck and steay awhile!" she replies. You don't feel like you've made any progress.

Say: "Would you happen to know where Fooruman himself is at the moment? Also, what about the underground caverns of the isle, is there any way to get back to them or to perhaps get somebody out from there?"
==Get Mary's complete attention
Have l337z4n steal a few sandwiches, preferrably 7.

Distract Mary by making Fooruman dance and RUN!

"Would you, one's old bean, happen to knoh where foohruman himself is at the moment?" you ask the lady.
"I'm terribly sorry but dane't be pulling one's leg, he's sitting roysh there!"
"Doh ah dance or something," you whisper to Fooruman, who starts to dance around to some unheard beat. You gesture for L33tz4n to pocket a few of the sandwiches.
She looks at them and shrugs. "One dane't have any pockets.." she whispers back to you. You grab a handfull of the sandwiches and stuff them in your pants pocket.
You turn your attention back to Mary. "Well I say - alsoh, what doh you, one's old bean, knoh of the underground caverns of this isle? would there be any weay to get beck to them or to perhaps get somebody out of there?"
"Well, Dennis would ssurely be able to be of assistance getting them out. Dennis really specializes in the sort of thing, don't you know," she responds, laughing.
"Think we should use Foohruman for ah diversiohn and leg it?" you whisper to L33tz4n while the lady is laughing.
"Leg it? We fie got here! Goodness me!" L33tz4n says, disturbingly more English than before.

Does Shuri still have the katana?

Is Dennis the CD-player guy?
Oh yeah! Insult her in french! ^__^

...and check Fooruman's abilities again. Please? Up to now, the solution always lied within him..

Originally Posted by Piccolo

Up to now, the solution always lied within him..

Because all traps are designed especially for him. This fortress belongs to his worst enemy, after all ;p

Say: "Then I think we should go see Dennis. Could you please take us to him? We have a friend lost in the underground caverns and would really like to rescue her.

Cast hypnotism ward.

The CD player guy is not Dennis. And if you want Fooruman's abilities, just look back to the last time they were listed.
"Well I say - then one think we should jolly well goh see dennis," you say, "Could you, one's old bean, please take us to him? We have ah daaarrrling lost in the underground caverns and would hairlairh fancy to rescue hah. Absolutely top hole - I have to say."
"Yah can't leave nohw, deaaars. Ye fie got here not long agoh!" Mary says, then turning to Fooruman to talk more about his "arcane powers". You feel strangely urged to comply.
"L33tz44hn," you manage to whisper to L33tz4n, "use your hypnotism waaard."
She looks back at you, smiling. "I'm terribly sorry but we fie got here. Caaare for ah cup of teah?"

Right, so, I'll just assume she does...

Stand up.
Point Katana at Mary.
Say, "All right, now, I'm going to threaten you incessantly for about an hour. Every time you talk in your strange british fashion during that time, I shall cut off a finger. Resistance is futile."

Uhm. Analyze Mary. And the table.

You consider threatening the nice lady with your sword, but you just can't bring yourself to do it. She smiles at you, and you can't help but think about happy British things like tea and whatnot.
The furniture is made out of polished oak wood and Mary is made out of... um... whatever people are made of.

Flesh.

Originally Posted by acid

Flesh.

Well, there are bones and muscles and kidneys and stuff inside you somewhere.

Have Fooruman cast 'Damage Wooden Surface'. It should destroy furniture, I think ^^

"Foohruman!" you whisper to the old wizard, "damage the woohden furniture, old bean!"
"But it's soh british D=" he says, "Goodness me! Tis likah perfect world here, simply British. Jolly good show old bean!"

"Fooruman, the furniture does not believe in your awesome power! Show it your might by damaging its wooden surfaces!"

"The table is french! KILL IT!"

Actually, too bad we can't glitch right now. Does England actually EXIST in a world in which something like Spotplace, Unfooruman's castle and all that exist?

Fooruman : Cast Irish Ward on Mary. (Northern Ireland is part of GB, and she might be from there)

Like Radium knew that. *chuckles*
Ahem...
She said she was from England before, so...

Bah.

take l33tz4n by the hand and pull her away back to a remote corner of the room
say to l33tz4n: "What is up with this place? We were not like this when we entered."

Attempt to go Dennis.
If that doesn't work, cast Irish Ward.

You don't have control over L33tz4n.
"Foohruman," you whisper to the wizard, "the furniture does not believe in your awesome powah! And it's French! Shoh it your might by damaging its woohden surfaces!"
"But it's fie soh British!" he whines.

Originally Posted by Lem_Gambino

Attempt to go Dennis.
If that doesn't work, cast Irish Ward.

Ahem, please. >=/