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Go: EEEENNN(I think...TO THE SPHERE.)

Equip: Pearldiver's knife
Scrawl: into EAST Pillar.
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You head back to the spire and carve a quadratic formula into the east pillar. Everyone seems impressed.
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Check: Party Morale
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Party morale sucks. Party is tired, hungry, and has poor leadership.

You can't juggle with two objects. It's like the lame kind of juggling, and children will laugh at you.
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Faw is too heavy to lift with one hand.
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Your party kindly turns down the offer of the translucent green things you plucked off of an unknown tree.
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Juggle Faw with two hands.
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As far as I know, it's impossible.
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==If Small Animals = Present
====Kill one with the icepick
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You are the smallest creature around.
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Lies. There has to be some kind of bunnies or maybe the random cat running around.
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You see a bluebird. Bluebird happily lands on a branch and sings a happy song.
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Grab: Faw's Spear
Throw: Faw's Spear: Bluebird
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The bluebird dodges.
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I thought there were no birds and that would be important later... or am I thinking of another location and/or animal?
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Retrieve Faw's Spear
Give Faw's Spear back to Faw

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I'm only going to do this once. And if you can't help me here, then you are a worthless mortal and should leave now.

--The spring goes on the South altar. The four pillars are more of altars to each of the seasons, and we need to find something that has a name to the extent of the season. See, Spring goes with Spring.
--The East altar gets a calculator or an abacus of some kind. See, it's Summer, and a summer can be something that does sums. An abacus can do simple addition and subtraction problems, but a calculator can do more. This can be made.
--The North altar is a gimmie from radifoo. All we have to do is to *fall* over the altar. It's placing a fall on the fall pillar.

Now, we need to find a winter. Use your imagination, the cretin says. So I'm in desperate need of what a winter could be. We place that on the West pillar, and we have solved the puzzle...I think.
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I still think the Berry is a Winter Berry - red and round and about the size of a quarter.
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No, the berries are GREEN.
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No, the FRUITS are green.
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UR means the red one. And no, it's a healing berry. I think winter berries are toxic.
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And there was a better way intended for the fall. I said that *maybe* I'd let you do it that way, because I'm oh so nice.
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And there was a better way intended for the fall. I said that *maybe* I'd let you do it that way, because I'm oh so nice.
By "Oh so nice" that means "I'm a frickin' smacktard."
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People, people! Stop arguing! *picks up butter knife*
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... what do I do?
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Radium: I think you're supposed to give Faw's spear back.
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You give Faw back his spear.
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Cheer.
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You cheer. We need Xion D=.
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South, west. Say "Snow". Say "Winter". Say "Help".
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You just claimed 5555th reply, Violet.

S, W. Say "Winter", scream "give!!1"
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No. That's completely irrelevant and pointless; I refuse to waste my time typing an intelligent response to a stupid order. So, wafflebread cheeseysteak.
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(Well, I finally return.)


I still have no clue what I need for this.

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