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Hoaxes.

I made a screenshot mockup, similar to those seen in 1.25 beta thread, except Pyro's mine isn't as impressive. ;P


So... what do you think of this one? I will make more and post them soon.

Make your own, too!
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I wanted to do the same thing. Expect some edits of mine too, ill post them in this thread.
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It's cool, now how do you do it?
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It's cool, now how do you do it?
It's easy. All you have to do is rip tiles and sprites from various other pictures and arrange them. If you want, you can also recolor them so that they look totally different. The hardest thing to do is the textured background, but it's easy when you remember that it's just tiles streched along a 3D plane.
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...except Pyro's mine isn't as impressive.
Aww. Lost credit for the 1.25 thread once again. Just as well, since this was doomed to happen anyway. I was setting the thread up at the very last minute and everything wasn't going to plan, but I didn't want to waste (almost) perfectly good screenshots. Anyway, Pyro said he would make some of his own screenshots, but he never did. Would've been nice to see what he could've made, though.
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LAMO I ought to try a hoax sometime.
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I like the different resolution. Like it's been ported to a PDA or something. :P
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The hardest thing to do is the textured background, but it's easy when you remember that it's just tiles streched along a 3D plane.
Tiles and the textured background are both from Battery Check, FYI.
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Aww. Lost credit for the 1.25 thread once again.
Bad for you, I guess. ;P
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I like the different resolution. Like it's been ported to a PDA or something.
Yay thanks.

By the way, it's the first time I see a hot topic with only 6 replies. G_G




I made another one.*cheers and huzzahs*

Yeah, I know I should've palettized Devan's head.
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Yeah, I know I should've palettized Devan's head.
Very nice. I like how you included the recently-discovered potion. Also, the HP bar above Bilsy is a nice touch. The only problem I have is Devan's head.
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Well, I couldn't find a better pic, and I had to anti-alias it as well >|. Anyway, thanks, good that you like it ;D.
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Good stuff.
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Wow cooba you rock in this!
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And keep in mind that all I have is Paint ;D.
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Very nice. I like how you included the recently-discovered potion.
Tis new to thee.

Fun stuff, Cooba.
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Thanks, again. =)
Now I will make LOTS OF mockups! *evil laughter*
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Only negative point I can say about these is that they are fake ;(
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They could be real. You never know. ;)


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No, because I'm the only one here who got the 1.25 patch, it seems.
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Another one, prior and infinitely inferior to Forsaken Wastelands Act 3. (Click for a bigger image.)


And a small JJ1 hoax I made for MSN.

Enjoy.
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And a small JJ1 hoax I made for MSN.
...'tis beautiful. *sniff*
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What about my JJ2 mockups, Sonyk? ;P
Oh, this is quite old, but not all that bad at all. (Click on the thumbnail to view the actual image.)


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Because Cooba said I should do so, I made two mockups:


And don't even get me started on the level, I had no other choice. ;P

Edit: dasdadsf. You'll need to copy the link location to get there. Sry. D=
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First one is the clear winner.

These screenshots remind me... Someone make a laser shield monitor, plz.
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Very nice. I like how you included the recently-discovered potion
wha? how do you do that?

i haven't been here ina while
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'twas ripped from JJ2's J2A.anims. Can't get it.
These are hoaxes. Wow, amazing isn't it? Hoaxes in a hoaxes topic.
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Great job, Dal. I especially like the first one and it's palette. However, some things don't make sense. You're shooting an uber-1337-rux gun, and your score equals 0? The projectiles seem too powerful to be shot from your gun by default. ;P

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She must've typed jjshield -3 times.
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I once made a JJA hoax, I'll try to dig it up and post here.
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Great job, Dal. I especially like the first one and it's palette. However, some things don't make sense. You're shooting an uber-1337-rux gun, and your score equals 0? The projectiles seem too powerful to be shot from your gun by default. ;P
What if the idea of the score resetting to zero after it's reached a certain number was implemented into 1.25? ; ) That could be an explaination for the zeros.
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What if the idea of the score resetting to zero after it's reached a certain number was implemented into 1.25? ; ) That could be an explaination for the zeros.

That makes no sense.
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Wait, in that one where Jazz is holding the Electroblaster, he's using the blaster according to the bottom-right. XD

...Wait, potion? What potion?
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That makes no sense.
True it might somewhat not make sense. But think of it as reaching a certain score and getting an extra life. It kind of works the same way except when you reach a certain score (say, something like 1000000), your score gets reset to zero.

And you wonder now, what happens to the final single player score? That, I can't think of any other explaination except for it getting added up.
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True it might somewhat not make sense. But think of it as reaching a certain score and getting an extra life. It kind of works the same way except when you reach a certain score (say, something like 1000000), your score gets reset to zero.

And you wonder now, what happens to the final single player score? That, I can't think of any other explaination except for it getting added up.
But why should it be reset? Just have it add up. And add up. I'm not entirely sure if you can reach a score like 1212421354123808145004329865 in JJ2, at least not in a normal time span.
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But why should it be reset? Just have it add up. And add up. I'm not entirely sure if you can reach a score like 1212421354123808145004329865 in JJ2, at least not in a normal time span.
Think of 'core dumping' and freeing the score memory.

Eh. I'm probably not making sense anymore now starting from this point. Oh well.
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Wait, in that one where Jazz is holding the Electroblaster, he's using the blaster according to the bottom-right. XD
Congratulations, you missed the whole point of that thing.
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I like these hoaxes. Please make more.
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I once made a level with all 1ups and flew around in it to see my score if I got it high enough. I got to about 1345667 or something like that.
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Really cool, I think I'll make something too.
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My Hoax

I finisht mine a some days ago


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I like the upsidedown suckers... why would you go around collecting pie, though, if you have infinite pie already?
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