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Just like back in the pre-Win3.1 days...

No, ATWFF isn't dead, niether is PLTP. Both are just temporarily paused so I can regain my sanity. Physics states that matter can not exist in the exact same place as other matter because it has mass, so theoretically I have to release my insanity before I can regain my sanity. This thread should do nicely. The rules are simple, it's like role-playing, but is sux. I'll write something, you'll reply with the course of action you wish to take. At the end, we'll be able to compile it into a "SpazQuest" style story. YAyfun, let's go.

Your name is Uberbob. You are a rabbit, except you only have one ear for unknown reasons. You are currently in a boat surrounded by seemingly endless ocean. Your invintory contains a small carry-out box of chinese food, a golden toothbrush, and a titanium spork. Your boat is leaking. Bad. In fact, the reason there is a three-foot-wide hole in the bottom of your boat is somewhat related to why you only have one ear. What would you like to do?

First person to reply to this with an answer could determine the entire story =o.
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I will repair the boat by making rice ropes and sewing it together. I will then listen with my one ear for the nearest spot place.



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I will eat the chinese food with the spork and brush my teeth.
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Since you have no toothpaste and don't know what a "spot place" is, you come to a compromise and make riceropes to floss your teeth. Your boat is essentially gone now, and the water is up to your waist. What do you wish to do now?
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Since you have no toothpaste and don't know what a "spot place" is, you come to a compramise and make riceropes to floss your teeth. Your boat is essentially gone now, and the water is up to your waist. What do you wish to do now?
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I try to remember how to do something they taught me in sports class.. what was it called again.....
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Trying to remember the useless bit of information taught to you in sports class, you decide to execute a football tackle on your boat's mast, the only part still above water. The mast shatters, and sinks because it's made of lead. What now?
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I wonder why the heck I remembered the football stuff while I was actually trying to recall how to swim.
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Lead poisoning from the mast has prevented you from recalling how to swim. You are sinking. Course of action?
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I grab the instruction booklet "Swimming for dummies".I swim, notice my foot has gotten stuck inside an algae. I swim on, noticing my feet have gotten stuck inside a barrel of wine. I swim on, noticing my head has gotten stuck inside a boat on which two gay magicians are performing magic tricks.

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Going with what Faw said, he beat N0.

After getting your head unstuck, you manage to climb into the magicians' boat. You feel as though you could easily defeat the magic duo. Do you wish to engage them in combat or do some other crazay thang?
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Noticing one of the magicians was Rad-

Okayokay, just kidding! XD

I'll leave the next post to someone else.
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Try to befriend the magicians and ask them to come with you on your quest.

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Now THAT'S a "crazay thang". o_o;;
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You talk to the two gay magicians and request they join you. The female one (you did not ask their gender) agrees to join you if you defeat the other in combat. Accept?
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I Accept challenge, and attack with the spork.
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http://www.foxmage.com/fierce-battle.mid
Midi Music: Mandatory; Autocombat: On.

> Uberbob attacks
Magician loses 15 HP
> Magician casts fireball
Uberbob dodges
> Magician casts iceball
Uberbob dodges
> Magician casts rockball
Uberbob dodges
> Magician casts airball
Uberbob dodges
> Magician casts noball
Magician loses 4231812425215 HP
Magician is dead and crispy!

Uberbob is victorious!

Having defeated the magician, the other one joins your party. The other magician has joined your party! Your spork is broken )<
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Your spork is broken )<
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I ask the other magician if she can fix the spork.
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The other magician tries to fix the spork. The spork is melted. You now have a sporkpuddle. "Other magician" will now be refered to as "Random H(appy) Sorceress" or just RHS, or just Araches.
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I use the sporkpuddle to make a little gun which I use to mindlessly shoot into the air to look like a crazy Mexican.
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You are unable to construct a gun out of liquid.
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I gather the sporkpuddle in Random container object for later usage.

EDIT: I eat the chinese food, and put the sporkpuddle in the empty chinese food box.
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Sporkpuddle has been placed inside Chinese Carryout Container. Your invintory now contains: Chinese container (with sporkpuddle), golden toothbrush, and Araches.
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I wonder what kind of programmer makes a person an item and wander off into the funny looking castle that just appears to be there.
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You wander towards the castle that happens to be on the boat you have not yet explored. The castle gate is locked, however there is an irrelevent note pinned to it with an extremely useful looking thumbtack.
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I take the note and thumbtack.
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You take the irrelevent note and the extremely useful looking thumbtack. You are unable to read the note because it is irrelevent, however you notice that the thumbtack has the entire length of Harry Potter 4 and 5 engraved into it in size .0000000000001 print.
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I roll the irrelevent note into a cylinder, and place the thumbtack inside, making a blowdart gun.
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You have constructed the deadlyful Blowdart Gun.
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Shoot MC with the "deadlyful Blowdart Gun"
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Master Cheater, who happens to be standing next to you, is shot in the head. Your invintory now contains: Box with sporkpuddle, irrelevent note, toothbrush, and MC's dead body with a tack in it. And that magic lesbian girl or whatever Faw came up with.
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I wait until MC's body starts to build gas so I can use him as a raft. Unfortunately, Uberbob is too stupid to know how long that gas lasts inside MC.


I apologize for the crappy formulation. There's no dictionary around. =P
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You have created MasterRaft! The magician's boat explodes because I didn't like it in the first place. You lose your right arm in the explosion. The ear didn't make much difference, but now you turn noticeably counterclockwise while running. To where would you like to take the boat?
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To the SPOT PLACE!
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There IS NO ACURSED SPOT PLACE.
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I ask my dictionary what "acursed" means.
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You don't have a dictionary. You're floating in the ocean on a dead body with a sorceress. And no, the irrevelent note isn't a dictionary, it's irrelevent. To say "acursed" right, you really have to roll the "r" and pronounce the "d" like a "t".
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I take the tack out of MasterRaft and put it back in the blowdart gun.
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Oh no! Your MasterRaft is deflating! Air from the formerly plugged hole cools the sporkpuddle into sporkprism.
 

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